Neil Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 Yes I know I'm a cunt for paying £3.10 each for 2 drinks in a cafe but as the electric till blew a fuse the bigger cunt was the thick twat who had to reach for a calculator to inform me that it was £6.20.The cunt would have had a meltdown if I didn't have the right money as he would never have been to work out the change from a tenner.This generation of sat nav/computer morons will breed a thicker fucking offspring which in no doubt result in the end of the world due to low IQ......the sooner the fucking better! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 Starbucks must have headhunted Albert from McDonald's to fulfil its lawful allowance for employees with learning difficulties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 One of my American corporate counterparts was telling me that the word processor has completely eliminated handwriting. So the children in America can keyboard shortcut like no other, but they can't write their own fucking name with a proper pen and ink. Ask them to mentally calculate a gratuity on a meal, and watch their heads explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 If I worked in a shop i’d be fucking minted because i’d be shortchanging cunts left, right and centre. “Mental arithmetic” just doesn’t exist anymore, your average cunt wouldn’t know where to start these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 20 minutes ago, judgetwi said: If I worked in a shop i’d be fucking minted because i’d be shortchanging cunts left, right and centre. “Mental arithmetic” just doesn’t exist anymore, your average cunt wouldn’t know where to start these days. Use caution with the oldies. Those cunts won't remember their own name, but they'll have the money for their trolley full down the last tiny pence. If you try to short change them, they'll have you on it. Then you'll be counting the loose change they pay with until your dying day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Neil said: Yes I know I'm a cunt for paying £3.10 each for 2 drinks in a cafe but as the electric till blew a fuse the bigger cunt was the thick twat who had to reach for a calculator to inform me that it was £6.20.The cunt would have had a meltdown if I didn't have the right money as he would never have been to work out the change from a tenner.This generation of sat nav/computer morons will breed a thicker fucking offspring which in no doubt result in the end of the world due to low IQ......the sooner the fucking better! Why not just do everyone a favour in future and pay using your Maestro card, you whining, old, fat boring perv? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Neil said: Yes I know I'm a cunt for paying £3.10 each for 2 drinks in a cafe but as the electric till blew a fuse the bigger cunt was the thick twat who had to reach for a calculator to inform me that it was £6.20.The cunt would have had a meltdown if I didn't have the right money as he would never have been to work out the change from a tenner.This generation of sat nav/computer morons will breed a thicker fucking offspring which in no doubt result in the end of the world due to low IQ......the sooner the fucking better! "Electric till", are you from the Victorian times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Neil said: Yes I know I'm a cunt for paying £3.10 each for 2 drinks in a cafe but as the electric till blew a fuse the bigger cunt was the thick twat who had to reach for a calculator to inform me that it was £6.20.The cunt would have had a meltdown if I didn't have the right money as he would never have been to work out the change from a tenner.This generation of sat nav/computer morons will breed a thicker fucking offspring which in no doubt result in the end of the world due to low IQ......the sooner the fucking better! You're hardly Sir Isaac Newton either, Neil. I imagine that the extent of your mathematical talent is counting on your fat fucking sausage fingers how many wanks you've had in a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Why not just do everyone a favour in future and pay using your Maestro card, you whining, old, fat boring perv? Whining?....how dare you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're hardly Sir Isaac Newton either, Neil. I imagine that the extent of your mathematical talent is counting on your fat fucking sausage fingers how many wanks you've had in a day. I'm only fucked when I get past ten,unlike you you Norfuck born and bred wanker who can get to 12 before you run out. Ps .It was in Chapelfield and yes he was a local Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 56 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: "Electric till", are you from the Victorian times? Fuck,did that make me sound old? I'm sure tills weren't always electric......were they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Fuck,did that make me sound old? I'm sure tills weren't always electric......were they? According to Numan, Friends are. Anyway, that's beside the point... It is said that Punkers wanked into a till, and that's how he come into money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Use caution with the oldies. Those cunts won't remember their own name, but they'll have the money for their trolley full down the last tiny pence. If you try to short change them, they'll have you on it. Then you'll be counting the loose change they pay with until your dying day. Sound advice from the Corner's very own resident Plebslice, and oh so exceptionally witty. You're a Clodhopping-lamebrain Wu$$y, and so why not fuck off like and practice painting your nails. Don't bother responding, for fuck-sakes. You'll only make yourself look a smaller Square-headed Berk, than you already are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Use caution with the oldies. Those cunts won't remember their own name, but they'll have the money for their trolley full down the last tiny pence. If you try to short change them, they'll have you on it. Then you'll be counting the loose change they pay with until your dying day. Yeah, you can’t fool the old biddies like Lady P. They have those purses with a compartment for every type of coin. They count the fuckers out and they count them back in again, the bony fingered old crones. If you get stuck behind a couple of them in the supermarket queue you may as well make a start on War and Peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: "Electric till", are you from the Victorian times? He's from Manchester Victoria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 11 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Yeah, you can’t fool the old biddies like Lady P. They have those purses with a compartment for every type of coin. They count the fuckers out and they count them back in again, the bony fingered old crones. If you get stuck behind a couple of them in the supermarket queue you may as well make a start on War and Peace. I almost always pay by card Bludge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Fuck,did that make me sound old? I'm sure tills weren't always electric......were they? No .. they used to make a pinging sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 31 minutes ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: No .. they used to make a pinging sound. You're thinking about the overflow alarm on your colostomy bag you senile old hag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Sound advice from the Corner's very own resident Plebslice, and oh so exceptionally witty. You're a Clodhopping-lamebrain Wu$$y, and so why not fuck off like and practice painting your nails. Don't bother responding, for fuck-sakes. You'll only make yourself look a smaller Square-headed Berk, than you already are. Wow jizz, exceptional retort. You forgot your pre meltdown jib jab. How's that remarkable business of yours going? Had to shut it, didn't you? Just like your pathetic existence, it was a complete failure, and you continue to bore everybody to tears. Get cancer, cocksucker! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Wow jizz, exceptional retort. You forgot your pre meltdown jib jab. How's that remarkable business of yours going? Had to shut it, didn't you? Just like your pathetic existence, it was a complete failure, and you continue to bore everybody to tears. Get cancer, cocksucker! LOL What’s going on here Wiz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 5 minutes ago, Frank said: What’s going on here Wiz? Just that thick as fuck prick jizzy acting out again. Good to have you back, Francis! Strange happenings going on round these parts in your absence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You're thinking about the overflow alarm on your colostomy bag you senile old hag. No .. that makes a "trilling" sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 18 minutes ago, Frank said: What’s going on here Wiz? Frank, I've been dreaming about Norman Tebbit's cock. It had your face on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 18 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Just that thick as fuck prick jizzy acting out again. Good to have you back, Francis! Strange happenings going on round these parts in your absence. Duncan's horses not renewing their Netflix subscription for one Wizzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: If I worked in a shop i’d be fucking minted because i’d be shortchanging cunts left, right and centre. “Mental arithmetic” just doesn’t exist anymore, your average cunt wouldn’t know where to start these days. If you worked in a shop, what cunt would ever go in it Jewdy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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