camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine if you applied to the local council for a 'home improvement grant', and a few days later answered the door to Ross Kemp carrying a ladder and toolbox. Zany larks and chuckles. I see what you did there. After a few minutes head scratching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine if you applied to the local council for a 'home improvement grant', and a few days later answered the door to Ross Kemp carrying a ladder and toolbox. Zany larks and chuckles. A outstandingly pathetic attempt at humour. You feckless wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: A outstandingly pathetic attempt and humour. You feckless wanker. How was your bank holiday golf, did you manage to get the ball through the windmill blades and into the clowns' mouth? Lol fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: How was your bank holiday golf, did you manage to get the ball through the windmill blades and into the clowns' mouth? Lol fuck off. Good evening. You would never get into my golf club because you’re a peasant. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: You would never get into my golf club because you’re a peasant. Who cuts the grass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 5 hours ago, ratcum said: My IQ is higher than Himmler's gas bill Jewdy The kind of remark that, in about 1967, would have made me laugh like a drain. Sadly, those days are long gone and I can’t find a packet of crisps that isn’t sponsored by Gary “jugears” Taxdodger. Do you ever feel that your best days are behind you Herr Oberst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 47 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Do you ever feel that your best days are behind you Herr Oberst? Rat's heyday came to a grinding halt in 1945. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine if you applied to the local council for a 'home improvement grant', and a few days later answered the door to Ross Kemp carrying a ladder and toolbox. Zany larks and chuckles. Never fuckin' mind that shite old bean, imagine a drunken three-some with @ratcum, Vanessa Feltz and Claudia Winkleconk! Fuck! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 5 hours ago, scotty said: Rat's heyday came to a grinding halt in 1945. When he couldn't finish off those Russian cunts in Stalingrad it all went tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine if you applied to the local council for a 'home improvement grant', and a few days later answered the door to Ross Kemp carrying a ladder and toolbox. Zany larks and chuckles. Or that dead burglar's dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: The kind of remark that, in about 1967, would have made me laugh like a drain. Sadly, those days are long gone and I can’t find a packet of crisps that isn’t sponsored by Gary “jugears” Taxdodger. Do you ever feel that your best days are behind you Herr Oberst? You missed a trick here Judge, I will bet that Himmler's gas bill was zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine if you applied to the local council for a 'home improvement grant', and a few days later answered the door to Ross Kemp carrying a ladder and toolbox. Zany larks and chuckles. I dunno so much. It's easier for me to imagine White van man showing up. I'd be more inclined to whistle a happy tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 14 hours ago, ratcum said: My IQ is higher than Himmler's gas bill Jewdy Get out of here you prick. Your IQ is lower than your shoe-size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine if you applied to the local council for a 'home improvement grant', and a few days later answered the door to Ross Kemp carrying a ladder and toolbox. Zany larks and chuckles. It would certainly be entertaining watching Piggy Mitchell scratching her tits with confusion whilst she tried to locate your address. The old slag-hag has at last totally lost her scruples, thank fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 15 hours ago, judgetwi said: The kind of remark that, in about 1967, would have made me laugh like a drain. Sadly, those days are long gone and I can’t find a packet of crisps that isn’t sponsored by Gary “jugears” Taxdodger. Do you ever feel that your best days are behind you Herr Oberst? not with you hanging on my every word Jewdy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 15 hours ago, scotty said: Rat's heyday came to a grinding halt in 1945. Yes, but what a harvest eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never fuckin' mind that shite old bean, imagine a drunken three-some with @ratcum, Vanessa Feltz and Claudia Winkleconk! Fuck! Now that's the sort of kosher snack we could all enjoy Stub! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 33 minutes ago, ratcum said: not with you hanging on my every word Jewdy The kind of self-aggrandisement that led to your hero trying to cure his halitosis with a Luger. Do carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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