Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: “The Level Crossing at Stoke Poges.” Ashford Bowdler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Red Cow is my favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Red Cow is my favourite. Bert, are you in some kind of time warp, a sort of parallel universe where you react to posts days or even months old and correct cunts on apostrophes and full stops or make a bizarre unintelligible comment, sort your life out you fucking gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: Bert, are you in some kind of time warp, a sort of parallel universe where you react to posts days or even months old and correct cunts on apostrophes and full stops or make a bizarre unintelligible comment, sort your life out you fucking gimp. Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Bert, are you in some kind of time warp, a sort of parallel universe where you react to posts days or even months old and correct cunts on apostrophes and full stops or make a bizarre unintelligible comment, sort your life out you fucking gimp. No Luke. He's in a parallel universe where he's an utter fucking Spack monkey, completely bereft of humour or charisma, he is blessed with consistency though, as that's exactly what he is in this universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: No Luke. He's in a parallel universe where he's an utter fucking Spack monkey, completely bereft of humour or charisma, he is blessed with consistency though, as that's exactly what he is in this universe. Oh dear, Eric the Cunt is just so envious of my lifestyle. Get out of your comfort zone (bus shelter) and try doing something real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No Luke. He's in a parallel universe where he's an utter fucking Spack monkey, completely bereft of humour or charisma, he is blessed with consistency though, as that's exactly what he is in this universe. Yeah, he is an anomaly, in this universe he is a limpwristed wet lettuce with the wits of a dead lady Penelope and in the parallel universe should be an intelligent, humorous, quick witted sexual tyrannosaurus but unfortunately his crapness is so prevalent and powerful that its seeped through and corrupted that universes Bert also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 9 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Oh dear, Eric the Cunt is just so envious of my lifestyle. Get out of your comfort zone (bus shelter) and try doing something real. It's a deal, as soon as you leave your comfort zone and actually say something funny. How many times have you hit the cunt button today? That always has us rolling in the aisles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: Yeah, he is an anomaly, in this universe he is a limpwristed wet lettuce with the wits of a dead lady Penelope and in the parallel universe should be an intelligent, humorous, quick witted sexual tyrannosaurus but unfortunately his crapness is so prevalent and powerful that its seeped through and corrupted that universes Bert also. Ah yes. The Ace Rimmer effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: Yeah, he is an anomaly, in this universe he is a limpwristed wet lettuce with the wits of a dead lady Penelope and in the parallel universe should be an intelligent, humorous, quick witted sexual tyrannosaurus but unfortunately his crapness is so prevalent and powerful that its seeped through and corrupted that universes Bert also. I'm going to enter the above in "Pseuds Corner". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Ah yes. The Ace Rimmer effect. Smoke me a Kipper, (Bert in this case, over some hot coals preferably) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's a deal, as soon as you leave your comfort zone and actually say something funny. How many times have you hit the cunt button today? That always has us rolling in the aisles. There's another one, just for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Red Cow is my favourite. Yes its in Red Cow village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No Luke. He's in a parallel universe where he's an utter fucking Spack monkey, completely bereft of humour or charisma, he is blessed with consistency though, as that's exactly what he is in this universe. Red Cow crossing is the level crossing to the East of Exeter St Davids Station. The Station is in Red Cow village so it should really be called Exeter Red Cow Station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 29 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: There's another one, just for you. Do you know where Crewe Bank is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 32 minutes ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: Do you know where Crewe Bank is? No, but I'm guessing it's on the Salops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 A barrage of utter shit from the gormless formless dynamic duo of dullardry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 Your new avatar shows that you weren’t much to look at 30 years ago Pen. You must look like a scrotum with eyes these days. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 10 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Your new avatar shows that you weren’t much to look at 30 years ago Pen. You must look like a scrotum with eyes these days. Fucking hell SC, that's a mental image I could have lived without. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 28 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Your new avatar shows that you weren’t much to look at 30 years ago Pen. You must look like a scrotum with eyes these days. That would take POV porn to a whole new level. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 45 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Your new avatar shows that you weren’t much to look at 30 years ago Pen. You must look like a scrotum with eyes these days. Yes .. you seemed to have the same problems 60 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 On Monday, May 07, 2018 at 12:25 PM, White van man said: Just use a pencil. Just use a keyboard. And the fucking Space Pen was only developed to work under water so the typical cunts that bought these could progress from using wax crayons or their own excrement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 Pens are a bastard,we always get beat by the Germans I'm 'ere all week Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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