Guest luke swarm Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: Stay out of the sun snowflake. well done gentlemen, all excellent and humorous responses.... with of course the exception of Judge. An easy goal I thought but as always he manages to be totally devoid of any character or humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 37 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: My dog wears a turban and bites white people. do you Sikh him on people Spot. Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: My dog wears a turban and bites white people. How does he react to white pudding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: well done gentlemen, all excellent and humorous responses.... with of course the exception of Judge. An easy goal I thought but as always he manages to be totally devoid of any character or humour. How can you say such a thing about Judge? Judge is really "funny". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: do you Sikh him on people Spot. Sorry At school the big joke was "what's a Sikh's favourite radio show? Singh something simple"!* *A radio show that was on R2 on Sunday teatimes that featured The Cliff Adams singers. Fucking haunted my childhood because my mum would sing along. And no child should have to go through that. I'll get me salwar kameez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: At school the big joke was "what's a Sikh's favourite radio show? Singh something simple"!* *A radio show that was on R2 on Sunday teatimes that featured The Cliff Adams singers. Fucking haunted my childhood because my mum would sing along. And no child should have to go through that. I'll get me salwar kameez. My mother always had sing something simple or workers playtime on. It was better to sit outside regardless of whether it was raining or snowing. The biggest torment though was on a Sunday after she stopped going to chapel when she would then sit at the piano twice once in the morning and again in the evening sing hymns "abide with me" was her favourite and she would play and sing that at least twice during each "service". That's when a I took to walking to Crewe Station after doing my paper round and buying a 5/- ticket to somewhere .. soetimes I would accidentally not manage to get off the train at Chester and would end up at Rhyl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Miss Penelope said: My mother always had sing something simple or workers playtime on. It was better to sit outside regardless of whether it was raining or snowing. The biggest torment though was on a Sunday after she stopped going to chapel when she would then sit at the piano twice once in the morning and again in the evening sing hymns "abide with me" was her favourite and she would play and sing that at least twice during each "service". That's when a I took to walking to Crewe Station after doing my paper round and buying a 5/- ticket to somewhere .. soetimes I would accidentally not manage to get off the train at Chester and would end up at Rhyl. Rhyl? God you did hate Sing something simple! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 12 hours ago, Fender777 said: Nothing of any worth..as usual, as he is one mighty boring sad cunt. Blah blah blah, keep sucking Fido's cock, you know you love the taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 13 hours ago, Fender777 said: Nothing of any worth..as usual, as he is one mighty boring sad cunt. I can safely trust that this was directed at Wu$$y The Wizkid and that you made an error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Rhyl? God you did hate Sing something simple! Bugger Bognor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 12, 2018 Report Share Posted May 12, 2018 On 5/9/2018 at 2:16 PM, r-soles said: Blah blah blah, keep sucking Fido's cock, you know you love the taste. Swallow your own jizz and choke on the bitter taste, you utter waste of oxygen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 On 5/3/2018 at 3:16 AM, Lord McCunty said: "Oh my god, it's one of them dreadful killer breeds. I must scoop up little Fru Fru and protect him from the nasty savage beast that wants to eat him." I own a Rottweiler and make no apology for it. Fantastic family dogs, extremely affectionate and protective with children, and your property. Any cunt who decides to breed microscopic fucking Chishitwas should be shot. Only the breeders, the poor "dogs" have had this inflicted up on them. The Chihuahua cunts next door shriek 24/7. I say "shriek" because they cannot physically produce anything close to a bark. These fucking cunts are basically what comes out of my dogs arse when he has a shite. My dog is not a "status dog", but a loyal and trustworthy household companion and guardian. Perhaps if you didn't scoop up your snarling little shite of a Jack Russell every time you see a dog larger than a fucking Guinea Pig, it wouldn't have such a fucking attitude. Dogs are intrinsically social animals, until human cunts come along and interfere with normal interaction because the "nasty wasty rottie monster dog" might eat little Fru Fru. Fuck off. You seem extremely defensive about this, like you’re trying to assert your masculinity by owning such a breed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Rough sleepers dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: Rough sleepers dogs. You're going to give Jazz a chubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: You're going to give Jazz a chubby. No need to Jazz is a chubby .. ask Alfie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: You're going to give Jazz a chubby. We’ve had his identity wrong all this time. His real name is Kenneth Pinyan and he faked his own death-by-horse-cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 22 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: We’ve had his identity wrong all this time. His real name is Kenneth Pinyan and he faked his own death-by-horse-cock. Is he a descendant of Roger Fuckbythenavele? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: Is he a descendant of Roger Fuckbythenavele? Fuck off Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 On 5/9/2018 at 1:41 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Rhyl? Its better than Worthing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 On 5/9/2018 at 7:35 AM, luke swarm said: well done gentlemen, all excellent and humorous responses.... with of course the exception of Judge. An easy goal I thought but as always he manages to be totally devoid of any character or humour. Bitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Bitter Luke is even "funnier" than you Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 On 5/28/2018 at 11:11 AM, William T.D. Stickers said: You seem extremely defensive about this, like you’re trying to assert your masculinity by owning such a breed. No. If I wanted a small pet, I would get a guinea pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 On 5/8/2018 at 9:54 PM, luke swarm said: Gentlemen, Ladies (not pen) Its come to my attention that this thread is now almost 3 full pages long and not once, I reiterate not once has it ventured into the territory of Brexit, uncontrolled immigration as a cause for all crime, or the UK being overrun with Muslims/blacks/Asians . Quite frankly this is disappointing and not a little alarming to say the least. Are we to simply allow this thread to run unhindered and sink without at least some mention of the aforementioned specialist subjects for which we are famous for. Where are our subject matter experts fresh from the mail online pages and stormtrooper monthly when we need them most. Gents, we have got to do better, this is simply not good enough.please lets not let ourselves down Hey.....I’m not a racist but....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: Bitter sure, make it a pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 9 hours ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: Luke is even "funnier" than you Judge. that's very kind of you to say so Penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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