camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Lepidoptera and Dermaptera are two completely different orders.Unless you're thinking of some kind of New Order? Joy Division were better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 44 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Well worthy of a Like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Lepidoptera and Dermaptera are two completely different orders.Unless you're thinking of some kind of New Order? Have you smelled moth-balls? It's said that Punkers has difficulty with getting their legs to open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 On 4/23/2018 at 10:59 PM, luke swarm said: I don't think she was there for the happy occasion but simply waiting her turn to be admitted into the maternity department. Normal tax paying citizens are not allowed to jump to the front of the Q like these blue blooded types. I bet the Doctors were falling over themselves to pull the royal sprog from the royal vadge instead of assigning it to some barely qualified Nigerian midwife. I’ve played numerous golf matches with an ENT surgeon who has operated on numerous Royals including Lady Diana. I move in elite social circles. (enjoy your beans and chips tonight). lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I’ve played numerous golf matches with an ENT surgeon who has operated on numerous Royals including Lady Diana. I move in elite social circles. (enjoy your beans and chips tonight). lol. I don't know what it is that makes you a cunt, but whatever it is it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I’ve played numerous golf matches with an ENT surgeon who has operated on numerous Royals including Lady Diana. I move in elite social circles. (enjoy your beans and chips tonight). lol. I am not surprised that you are friends with an ENT surgeon Pinky I expect the sheer amount of large black diseased cocks you have swallowed in your time have left your throat severely lacerated and gangrenous. I would also say that your ability to breath through your nose whilst swallowing is quite remarkable if somewhat disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I’ve played numerous golf matches with an ENT surgeon who has operated on numerous Royals including Lady Diana. I move in elite social circles. (enjoy your beans and chips tonight). lol. Fuck me, I never thought I'd live to post this, but it's good to have you back Punky! The onslaught of tedium that even the Geneva Convention would outlaw, brought on by Pen and Albert.....you're a breath of fresh fucking air....and since you are rancid on fucking ice, that's saying something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I’ve played numerous golf matches with an ENT surgeon who has operated on numerous Royals including Lady Diana. I move in elite social circles. (enjoy your beans and chips tonight). lol. During your absence, did you have time to develop your swing Punkers. Beans & Chips indeed. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 6 hours ago, Ape said: Looks like Jazz is well into the rambling nonsense stage of his pre-meltdown preparations. What a complete and utter fucking lunatic. Ape? Luke needs a tin opener, and a sharp knife. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Just now, Witheredscrote said: During your absence, did you have time to develop your swing Punkers. Beans & Chips indeed. lol Indeed I did... I went on one of my annual golfing sojourns...to the great links of Kent and East Sussex.We played at Rye, one of your old stomping grounds....bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: Indeed I did... I went on one of my annual golfing sojourns...to the great links of Kent and East Sussex.We played at Rye, one of your old stomping grounds....bliss. Rye links can be very difficult as I remember. That Camber sand is very fine, and can play havoc with your balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 31 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Rye links can be very difficult as I remember. That Camber sand is very fine, and can play havoc with your balls. I see that you are taking cues from your head of state. Ingratiating yourself like a sycophantic fucking worm with a despicable, mentally deluded tosser won't win you any friends. Kindly fucking die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Well worthy of a Like. I've seen these mad cunts live a couple of times, never had the chops to get in the pit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I see that you are taking cues from your head of state. Ingratiating yourself like a sycophantic fucking worm with a despicable, mentally deluded tosser won't win you any friends. Kindly fucking die. Actually I think macca told trumpy to basically get fucked with all of his bullshit policies. Are you thick or do you get a different version of the news in your inbred backwater? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: I see that you are taking cues from your head of state. Ingratiating yourself like a sycophantic fucking worm with a despicable, mentally deluded tosser won't win you any friends. Kindly fucking die. Are you drunk?, I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 34 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've seen these mad cunts live a couple of times, never had the chops to get in the pit well, Punkers certainly has the chops to get under a boys sac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: well, Punkers certainly has the chops to get under a boys sac. I see our spunk gargling friend is back from his "golfing" holiday. More some vile bumming expedition to darkest Africa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 48 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Actually I think macca told trumpy to basically get fucked with all of his bullshit policies. Are you thick or do you get a different version of the news in your inbred backwater? Obviously I don't, unless you believe this photo is "Fake News"? I can imagine you now. Wallowing on the dirt floor of Stubby Towers, incoherently shouting "Snowflake" and "SJW" at any passing black person who appears on your portable black and white TV screen. You've wanked yourself into oblivion over the pavement stomping scene in American History X and have endlessly searched the internet ever since in an effort to find your very own Ilsa She-Wolf. Fucking racist wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Obviously I do, unless you believe this photo is "Fake News"? I can imagine you now. Wallowing on the dirt floor of Stubby Towers, incoherently shouting "Snowflake" and "SJW" at any passing black person who appears on your portable black and white TV screen. You've wanked yourself into oblivion over the pavement stomping scene in American History X and have endlessly searched the internet ever since in an effort to find your very own Ilsa She-Wolf. Fucking racist wanker. Jesus Christ man, calm yourself, we don't want another one of your famous meltdowns. Isn't your favourite football player Danny Wellblack and pundit Geoff Hurst? Fucking racist wanker indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Jesus Christ man, calm yourself, we don't want another one of your famous meltdowns. Isn't your favourite football player Danny Wellblack and pundit Geoff Hurst? Fucking racist wanker indeed. Stibby, are you drunk too, Webby obviously is, and I am now on the Pastis 51. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Stibby, are you drunk too, Webby obviously is, and I am now on the Pastis 51. Fuck off I'm trying to stay off the grog in the week, plus my biking of 50 km today, any booze would finish me off. I have a heavy session of beer drinking at the cricket (New Road, Worcester) coming up next week so I'll respond in due course. From the standard of webbys recent posts it seems he's been drinking his own piss. Or possibly someone else's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Lepidoptera and Dermaptera are two completely different orders.Unless you're thinking of some kind of New Order? Gilbert and Sullivan's Hymen Opera was a right cunt to sit through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Apparently she's working for the Assad regime now. Soon as the Sarin disperses; she's in there with the old powder. Minejew, it's a sign of the times she uses a cordless Dyson nowadays Stub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: Gilbert and Sullivan's Hymen Opera was a right cunt to sit through Is that the one with "Three Little Maids from School"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 25, 2018 Report Share Posted April 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Is that the one with "Three Little Maids from School"? Indeed CB. A worthy riposte to Puccini's "Tosser" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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