Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 (edited) Kate has given birth, and the nation is in a state of jubilation according to the news. William is said to be overjoyed. He can afford to be, he's not paying for its upbringing, you saps are. Vive la France, lol, & fuck off. Edited April 23, 2018 by Witheredscrote for sale: Guillotines (as new ). 250€ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Oh well, that'll keep Windrush and Brexit out of the news for a couple of hours... Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 43 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Kate has given birth, and the nation is in a state of jubilation according to the news. William is said to be overjoyed. He can afford to be, he's not paying for its upbringing, you saps are. Vive la France, lol, & fuck off. Imagine having a threesome with Yourself, Kate and Meghan. Then imagine having a threesome with Yourself, Macrons gran/wife and Merkel. How much would you pay to get that last thought out of your head. You get what you pay for. 2 world wars and 1 world cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Fuck them, over privileged leeches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 I hope it's black. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 You'd think she'd have lost that baby weight by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 About as exciting as losing to Australia in the cricket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 A destitute bumming a stray cat is more interesting than this royal spunk up !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 I heard some dozy bird on the radio saying she had been waiting outside the hospital for fifteen days! Fuck me, haven’t you got some kids of your own to spend your time on? Have they cancelled the Jeremy Kyle show or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I heard some dozy bird on the radio saying she had been waiting outside the hospital for fifteen days! Fuck me, haven’t you got some kids of your own to spend your time on? Have they cancelled the Jeremy Kyle show or something? These fucking royalty fanatics are a bigger bunch of cunts than most, you always get one who's spent a week in a gutter in the pissing rain before finally catching a glimpse of the queen, and then can't wait to tell everyone how she made eye contact, and from this encounter, the star struck fucking idiot has been able to ascertain that her majesty is "really normal and down to earth!" Stupid fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Yeah, next month you’ll get a load of thick women camping out on the pavement in Windsor with their little flags and their packet of Fox’s glacier mints. I say women but occasionally you get a dodgy looking bloke who has ingratiated himself among them in the hope of getting his end away. Those cunts need watching if you ask me. No normal bloke stands around for hours to wave at a bunch of Royal cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Have they decided on a name for the work shy, tax dodging little cunt yet? I suggest Financial Burden the thir(tieth)d. Why do we continue to dole out tax money to these cunts, but deny it to those who actually are poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Have they decided on a name for the work shy, tax dodging little cunt yet? I suggest Financial Burden the thir(tieth)d. Dobbin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Dobbin Knobbin Dobbin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Knobbin Dobbin? Gobbin on Knobbin Dobbin while bobbin and robbin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Have they decided on a name for the work shy, tax dodging little cunt yet? I suggest Financial Burden the thir(tieth)d. Why do we continue to dole out tax money to these cunts, but deny it to those who actually are poor. Tyler, or Callum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 Kate must have a fanny like a wet leather bucket now and William is going to need an equerry to hold his ankles whilst he's on the job henceforth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: I heard some dozy bird on the radio saying she had been waiting outside the hospital for fifteen days! I don't think she was there for the happy occasion but simply waiting her turn to be admitted into the maternity department. Normal tax paying citizens are not allowed to jump to the front of the Q like these blue blooded types. I bet the Doctors were falling over themselves to pull the royal sprog from the royal vadge instead of assigning it to some barely qualified Nigerian midwife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Kate must have a fanny like a wet leather bucket now and William is going to need an equerry to hold his ankles whilst he's on the job henceforth. he could always strap a plank on his arse to avoid falling in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I don't think she was there for the happy occasion but simply waiting her turn to be admitted into the maternity department. Normal tax paying citizens are not allowed to jump to the front of the Q like these blue blooded types. I bet the Doctors were falling over themselves to pull the royal sprog from the royal vadge instead of assigning it to some barely qualified Nigerian midwife. Fucking right. I know from bitter experience that African qualifications are sorely lacking in validity, fuck knows why our health system accepts medical diplomas issued by the 'Lagos academy of medicine, lawn mower repair and credit card fraud'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 29 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Have they decided on a name for the work shy, tax dodging little cunt yet? I suggest Financial Burden the thir(tieth)d. Why do we continue to dole out tax money to these cunts, but deny it to those who actually are poor. Mohammed? Abdul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, luke swarm said: he could always strap a plank on his arse to avoid falling in. What's wrong with a simple length of rope? he can either tie it to a stationary object or around his scrawny fucking neck. Prevent the creation of any more dole scrounging bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 23, 2018 Report Share Posted April 23, 2018 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tyler, or Callum. Gareth, Ian....doomed to be a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 15 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Have they decided on a name for the work shy, tax dodging little cunt yet? I suggest Financial Burden the thir(tieth)d. Why do we continue to dole out tax money to these cunts, but deny it to those who actually are poor. Or Albert after its great great great great great grandfather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 24, 2018 Report Share Posted April 24, 2018 7 hours ago, DrCunt said: Kate must have a fanny like a wet leather bucket now and William is going to need an equerry to hold his ankles whilst he's on the job henceforth. He's already asked whether Camilla has a granddaughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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