Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: they are indeed verminous toadies who should be banned from bat on willow for ever Perhaps you could instigate a merger between Australia and Israel, and keep all the cunts you despise neatly in one place. Their national animal could be the 'Kangajoo'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Perhaps you could instigate a merger between Australia and Israel, and keep all the cunts you despise neatly in one place. Their national animal could be the 'Kangajoo'. or Cheatsland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 22 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Worked for an Australian company for several years, so have first hand knowledge of the topic under discussion. The Australian women are absolutely fucking rough. Not an ounce of class in any of them, all complete bar brawling foul mouthed slags. The blokes in senior management all thought themselves to be a cross between Shane Warne and Mad Max. However they were shit houses if you stood up to them and called their bluff. Ripped them off for Over £300million for a company valued at half that, so not all bad came of it. Fucking thick cunts. This wouldn’t be the acquisition of overvalued Homebase by Bunnings, as heavily featured in the financial press today, would it? Anybody would think you’re making this shit up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 On 30 March 2018 at 12:30 AM, Monumental cunt said: No actually I work in corporate acquisitions and I do genuinely deal with massive cocks from Australia from time to time and I do fucking hate them, no seriously, like hate them. You're punkape and I claim my 5 bucks and a golden gaytime 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You're punkape and I claim my 5 bucks and a golden gaytime Excellent spot......didn’t even see that one myself. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: This wouldn’t be the acquisition of overvalued Homebase by Bunnings, as heavily featured in the financial press today, would it? Anybody would think you’re making this shit up. Nah, it’s a property company I work for. Bare troof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 5 hours ago, Bubba C said: Are you Gordon Gekko? Just fucking end your pathetic existence, you stupid, stupid cunt. Is that what you think about doing every fortnight when stood in the benefits que, knowing that once you have brought a small loaf of hovis, a litre of milk, an eighth, four bags of spice and a packet of rizzlars, you are going to be skint for another two weeks. Sat wanking off at home in your bed sit with a bag of wotsits and an orange nob. Razor blades by your side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 16 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: Are you one of the "Vultures" who are trying to dismember Guest Keen & Nettlefolds PLC? No...it is I who has been dismembered this time. Although the students and paper boys on here find it hard to understand that old cunts like me actually do have jobs that earn more in Xmas bonus than their entire life earnings will be. Fucking peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 17 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: The BS (Bubba Syndrome) is strong in this one. How did you protect yourself from earn out clauses? Just wondering... We got stapled B shares as iam non equity director. They over valued the business and hugely overpaid based upon them being desperate to break into the uk market. There is a lots of frothy deals going on. Definitely top of the market stuff. Mark my words there is about to be a down turn in the next 6 months. It’s boom bust time. So all you GCSE students need to get good results or it’s the fucking dole que behind Vlad and Unfoofoo for you lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 4 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Is that what you think about doing every fortnight when stood in the benefits que, knowing that once you have brought a small loaf of hovis, a litre of milk, an eighth, four bags of spice and a packet of rizzlars, you are going to be skint for another two weeks. Sat wanking off at home in your bed sit with a bag of wotsits and an orange nob. Razor blades by your side. 4 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: We got stapled B shares as iam non equity director. They over valued the business and hugely overpaid based upon them being desperate to break into the uk market. There is a lots of frothy deals going on. Definitely top of the market stuff. Mark my words there is about to be a down turn in the next 6 months. It’s boom bust time. So all you GCSE students need to get good results or it’s the fucking dole que behind Vlad and Unfoofoo for you lot. I don’t know where to begin with this. You're simply awful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Anybody would think you’re making this shit up. He is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Another blubbing twat on the news this morning. To gloat or not to gloat ? Ha Ha fucking Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: I don’t know where to begin with this. You're simply awful. If I were you, I wouldn't even start. You are obviously way out of your depth here Bibble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 47 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: If I were you, I wouldn't even start. You are obviously way out of your depth here Bibble. Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: We got stapled B shares as iam non equity director. They over valued the business and hugely overpaid based upon them being desperate to break into the uk market. There is a lots of frothy deals going on. Definitely top of the market stuff. Mark my words there is about to be a down turn in the next 6 months. It’s boom bust time. So all you GCSE students need to get good results or it’s the fucking dole que behind Vlad and Unfoofoo for you lot. ...which doesn't really answer the question. You have however painted a different picture. This is yet another example of a British business resorting to complex financial engineering to cook the books, which on the surface provides short term relief but ultimately will be its' undoing. Far from stitching up the Australian in paying way over the odds 'cos he was "desperate to break into the UK market" this is appears to be a case of a property firm desperate to raise cash because tenants are demanding a renegotiation of terms. Banks and financial backers don't want to know so the British firm has made a deal with an Aussie venture capitalist / hedge fund. The company has been given a nominal value of £300 million. The Aussie pays a few million in cash to buy what's left of assets unencumbered by senior debt, the rest, i.e. the liabilities are channelled into a newly created investment vehicle and the company receives the balance of purchase price in the form of non-voting investment trust shares (the B shares) linked to the A shares which the Hedge fund now owns and controls. The property company continues to manage the portfolio. The benefit to the British firm is that it has strengthened the balance sheet but that is illusionary. If your prediction comes true and the share price collapse due to falling property values, the Aussie has the assets for which it paid a fraction of the true value whereas the investment vehicle ends up with insolvency service. I don't know what bonus you're expecting but there won't be much in the way of presents under the Monumental Christmas tree at the end of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 13 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...which doesn't really answer the question. You have however painted a different picture. This is yet another example of a British business resorting to complex financial engineering to cook the books, which on the surface provides short term relief but ultimately will be its' undoing. Far from stitching up the Australian in paying way over the odds 'cos he was "desperate to break into the UK market" this is appears to be a case of a property firm desperate to raise cash because tenants are demanding a renegotiation of terms. Banks and financial backers don't want to know so the British firm has made a deal with an Aussie venture capitalist / hedge fund. The company has been given a nominal value of £300 million. The Aussie pays a few million in cash to buy what's left of assets unencumbered by senior debt, the rest, i.e. the liabilities are channelled into a newly created investment vehicle and the company receives the balance of purchase price in the form of non-voting investment trust shares (the B shares) linked to the A shares which the Hedge fund now owns and controls. The property company continues to manage the portfolio. The benefit to the British firm is that it has strengthened the balance sheet but that is illusionary. If your prediction comes true and the share price collapse due to falling property values, the Aussie has the assets for which it paid a fraction of the true value whereas the investment vehicle ends up with insolvency service. I don't know what bonus you're expecting but there won't be much in the way of presents under the Monumental Christmas tree at the end of the year. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Fucking hell. Tune in next week when Mrs Roops solves the mystery of far galaxy wormholes by splicing a pork atom with a kumquat nucleotide. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Why is anyone surprised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Everyone in this thread, without exception, is talking confidently and directly out of their arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 10 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Everyone in this thread, without exception, is talking confidently and directly out of their arsehole. Amazing what can be cobbled together by spending a couple of hours cherry picking snippets from an economics publication and editing it into what appears to be an informed personal insight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Amazing what can be cobbled together by spending a couple of hours cherry picking snippets from an economics publication and editing it into what appears to be an informed personal insight. Yes it is, but I much prefer to spend the time having a good dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Amazing what can be cobbled together by spending a couple of hours cherry picking snippets from an economics publication and editing it into what appears to be an informed personal insight. Indeed, I 'spose this might appear as "insight" by a steroidal meathead, but this is all standard stuff, Northern Rock, Debenhams and even Irish sovereign debt (to name but a few) have all had assets and liabilities separated off into entities as previously described. It aint rocket science! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Indeed, I 'spose this might appear as "insight" by a steroidal meathead, but this is all standard stuff, Northern Rock, Debenhams and even Irish sovereign debt (to name but a few) have all had assets and liabilities separated off into entities as previously described. It aint rocket science! I have shares in Egotistical Cunts Inc. Can you please up your game, I am looking for a good return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Just now, Mrs Roops said: Indeed, I 'spose this might appear as "insight" by a steroidal meathead, but this is all standard stuff, Northern Rock, Debenhams and even Irish sovereign debt (to name but a few) have all had assets and liabilities separated off into entities as previously described. It aint rocket science! Oh dear. You are thin skinned aren't you. Nobody's even mentioned you personally and you start name calling, steroidal meathead indeed. And if you were clever enough to actually understand what I said, you'd realise that 'insight' is the last thing I was suggesting it was. The clue was in the 'Appears to be' bit. Keep up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I have shares in Egotistical Cunts Inc. Can you please up you game, I am looking for a good return. Bad call, sell sell sell and go for Imperious & Haughty Divas plc, 'A' shares, naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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