scotty Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 40 minutes ago, Roadkill said: the useless cunt died by trying to cure his cancer via the application of various fruit juice creams and acupuncture Do you suppose that's how Frank breathed his last? Somehow, I'd like to think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: the useless cunt died by trying to cure his cancer via the application of various fruit juice creams and acupuncture 28 minutes ago, scotty said: Do you suppose that's how Frank breathed his last? Somehow, I'd like to think so. Judging by Frank's sense of fashion, I'd imagine his go to cure-all would be more along the lines of ingesting vast quantities of protein shakes, and by that I obviously mean gallons upon gallons of spunk. As for shoving foreign objects inside him, he wouldn't look twice at a chinky wielding a needle unless it was his cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: and by that I obviously mean gallons upon gallons of spunk. It's only 'obvious' to a cunt like you, who obviously has experience of maintaining sustenance from the same sort of diet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 1 hour ago, dave said: It's only 'obvious' to a cunt like you, who obviously has experience of maintaining sustenance from the same sort of diet. You're in no position to lecture anyone on their diet, you tiresome fucking pervert. The amount of worms you must have ingested felching numerous canines over the years has no doubt left your small intestine looking like a scene from 'Tremors'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 25/03/2018 at 22:33, ratcum said: Apple are anti-competitive money grabbing vermin who should be destroyed. There's certainly nothing smart about anyone who buys their phones year on year. Fucking hell. Why can't you comment like this more often? I couldn't have put it better. You're clearly not a stupid cunt, so why persist with playing the role of idiosyncratic cockcheese village idiot 99% of the time? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Decimus said: ingesting vast quantities of protein shakes, and by that I obviously mean gallons upon gallons of spunk.... ....otherwise referred to as "The Almond Manoeuvre". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maximus Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 Tell you who the real cunts are….Apple ‘geniuses’ at the Apple shops, oh no my apologies the Apple Store (pretentious cock wombles)….fuck me, they walk around those stores like gods floating in heaven, £11 an hour nob jockeys Fuck Right Off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maximus Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 On 24/09/2021 at 00:30, Maximus said: Tell you who the real cunts are….Apple ‘geniuses’ at the Apple shops, oh no my apologies the Apple Store (pretentious cock wombles)….fuck me, they walk around those stores like gods floating in heaven, £11 an hour nob jockeys Fuck Right Off Well this was a conversation stopper! Do you all work in Apple stores or are you in awe of the gods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, Maximus said: Well this was a conversation stopper! Do you all work in Apple stores or are you in awe of the gods? Hello Maximus, where do you sit in the hierarchy with that cunt Decimus who posts on here too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 18:02, dave said: It's only 'obvious' to a cunt like you, who obviously has experience of maintaining sustenance from the same sort of diet. Decco speaks from experience .. he is a knob jockey for real .. he is currently sucking scotty's cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maximus Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Hello Maximus, where do you sit in the hierarchy with that cunt Decimus who posts on here too? Wait until Meridius joins us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, Maximus said: Wait until Meridius joins us Are you an android? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 25, 2021 Report Share Posted September 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Maximus said: Wait until Meridius joins us In some sort of gay 3-way love tryst no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 27, 2021 Report Share Posted September 27, 2021 On 24/09/2021 at 00:30, Maximus said: Tell you who the real cunts are….Apple ‘geniuses’ at the Apple shops, oh no my apologies the Apple Store (pretentious cock wombles)….fuck me, they walk around those stores like gods floating in heaven, £11 an hour nob jockeys Fuck Right Off I’ve only been to an Apple store once. Load of bollocks imo. No apples anywhere, just a load of queer looking skinny geeks with acne, and pig ugly fat birds with purple hair and no tits, trying to sign me up for a phone, or a tablet whatever the fuck that is, for about twenty grand a month, if I remember correctly. The bog was overflowing with what looked like immigrants shit too. Filthy disgusting bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 On 23/09/2021 at 21:35, Wolfie said: Fucking hell. Why can't you comment like this more often? I couldn't have put it better. You're clearly not a stupid cunt, so why persist with playing the role of idiosyncratic cockcheese village idiot 99% of the time? ours is a broad church my lupine follower 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 On 25/09/2021 at 12:50, Maximus said: Well this was a conversation stopper! Do you all work in Apple stores or are you in awe of the gods? Most on here probably expected a thread about applescruff bemoaning his lost love, poor employment prospects, cricket, the Beatles, and the time he spent so happily in Australia. In short, they'll have done the sensible thing and skipped right past it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 5 hours ago, scotty said: Most on here probably expected a thread about applescruff bemoaning his lost love, poor employment prospects, cricket, the Beatles, and the time he spent so happily in Australia. In short, they'll have done the sensible thing and skipped right past it. Hold those tears of joy for a moment snotty- the ashes are round the corner which is bound to drag the boring cunt out @applescruff14show yourself you admin multi sock puppet wank stain twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hold those tears of joy for a moment snotty- the ashes are round the corner which is bound to drag the boring cunt out @applescruff14show yourself you admin multi sock puppet wank stain twat Despite slinging me in The Cooler for calling someone a ponce after he confused it with the other 'N' word, I always thought that @Rick_B was a fundamentally decent chap. Totally unsuited to policing the disgusting shit that gets bandied about on here, and I never could understand why he would want to be a part of it. But all that aside, I got the impression that he was a straight up nice bloke. He hasn't been about for a while, and reading between the lines I get the impression that he may no longer be with us. I couldn't give a fuck if Apple was dead, but Rick as much as he was maligned had his heart in the right place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 28, 2021 Report Share Posted September 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Despite slinging me in The Cooler for calling someone a ponce after he confused it with the other 'N' word, I always thought that @Rick_B was a fundamentally decent chap. Totally unsuited to policing the disgusting shit that gets bandied about on here, and I never could understand why he would want to be a part of it. But all that aside, I got the impression that he was a straight up nice bloke. He hasn't been about for a while, and reading between the lines I get the impression that he may no longer be with us. I couldn't give a fuck if Apple was dead, but Rick as much as he was maligned had his heart in the right place. 👍👍👍 *nods sagely.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 On 28/09/2021 at 22:04, Decimus said: Despite slinging me in The Cooler for calling someone a ponce after he confused it with the other 'N' word, I always thought that @Rick_B was a fundamentally decent chap. Totally unsuited to policing the disgusting shit that gets bandied about on here, and I never could understand why he would want to be a part of it. But all that aside, I got the impression that he was a straight up nice bloke. He hasn't been about for a while, and reading between the lines I get the impression that he may no longer be with us. I couldn't give a fuck if Apple was dead, but Rick as much as he was maligned had his heart in the right place. Ricks crazy lifestyle of 1000 quid a night whores and the finest beak money could buy probably did for him. Either that or spending his Friday nights sorting his sock draw, the uncontrollable rebel He took the piss taking well, except when @Roadkillcalled him a twat and got 48hrs in the slammer I hope when I’m dead cunts continue to mercilessly rip the piss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 29, 2021 Report Share Posted September 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ricks crazy lifestyle of 1000 quid a night whores and the finest beak money could buy probably did for him. Either that or spending his Friday nights sorting his sock draw, the uncontrollable rebel He took the piss taking well, except when @Roadkillcalled him a twat and got 48hrs in the slammer I hope when I’m dead cunts continue to mercilessly rip the piss I didn't kill him if that's what you're insinuating. Still think he's a twat though. To change my opinion simply because he's now a dead twat would be an empty gesture that would only sully our respective status as legendary foes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 Apple got right under the skin of a few of you dopey cunts so what's not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 30, 2021 Report Share Posted September 30, 2021 10 hours ago, Clavo said: Apple got right under the skin of a few of you dopey cunts so what's not to like? You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 1, 2021 Report Share Posted October 1, 2021 On 30/09/2021 at 00:39, Roadkill said: I didn't kill him if that's what you're insinuating. Still think he's a twat though. To change my opinion simply because he's now a dead twat would be an empty gesture that would only sully our respective status as legendary foes. Legendary foe? Rick was wet as a wankers rag and soft as one of franks pulverized turds As a mod, he was also fucking useless- putting him light years ahead of the current twats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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