Guest King Rollo Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 It seems that Apple have come up with some new ideas for emojis to ensure that everyone plays nicely together. Problem is, I am not sure how I would use any of them without causing offence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 Apple are anti-competitive money grabbing vermin who should be destroyed. There's certainly nothing smart about anyone who buys their phones year on year. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 Is that a robotic wanking arm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 Just now, EreptileDysfunction said: Is that a robotic wanking arm? It's Punkie's ... according to the patent, it fists, fingers and wanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 3 hours ago, ratcum said: Apple are anti-competitive money grabbing vermin who should be destroyed. There's certainly nothing smart about anyone who buys their phones year on year. Don’t be such a fucking dick. If you grew up in the 1970s and said to yourself you will be able to use a phone device with a screen to watch films have access to the worlds library and have more porn than you can shake a teenage students dick at, then people would have laughed at you. It now exists and is a fucking genius invention. you are obviously a fucking cunt go play with some pebbles in a puddle for a couple of hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 These new PC emojii's are destined to be cunted with anti-PC emojii's. I'm fairly certain that spacker head gear, disabled toilet, drooling and dribbling idiots with deformed heads, and a Stephen Hawking variety are only weeks away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 5 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Don’t be such a fucking dick. If you grew up in the 1970s and said to yourself you will be able to use a phone device with a screen to watch films have access to the worlds library and have more porn than you can shake a teenage students dick at, then people would have laughed at you. It now exists and is a fucking genius invention. you are obviously a fucking cunt go play with some pebbles in a puddle for a couple of hours Utter bollocks! Have you ever tried wanking over a porn video on a four inch screen? FFS, I want my porn on at least a 24inch LCD monitor! That way you get to see every crevice, crack and pube in sharp detail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 19 hours ago, King Rollo said: It seems that Apple have come up with some new ideas for emojis to ensure that everyone plays nicely together. Problem is, I am not sure how I would use any of them without causing offence... They are all suitable synonyms for Eric the Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 11 hours ago, r-soles said: Utter bollocks! Have you ever tried wanking over a porn video on a four inch screen? FFS, I want my porn on at least a 24inch LCD monitor! That way you get to see every crevice, crack and pube in sharp detail. I think your perception of Porn may need reviewing RSole, this is if my memory serves me right is a very mild music video by a rather mediocre popular singer from Australia, I would assume that your parent/guardian has put a child setting on your computer to stop you accessing adult sites and rightly so, it would only damage further your already fragile cerebral capabilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 12 hours ago, r-soles said: 38 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I think your perception of Porn may need reviewing RSole, this is if my memory serves me right is a very mild music video by a rather mediocre popular singer from Australia. Plus, those tits have been absolutely fucking destroyed by cancer since that picture was taken. Bearing that in mind, I'm not in the least bit interested. A woman without tits is no woman at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: Plus, those tits have been absolutely fucking destroyed by cancer since that picture was taken. Bearing that in mind, I'm not in the least bit interested. A woman without tits is no woman at all. its a total travesty of fate Decs, her sister as I recall is blessed with ample top bollocks but sadly is even less talented than her better known mammary deficient sister, one of Gods ironic cruel jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 22 hours ago, King Rollo said: It seems that Apple have come up with some new ideas for emojis to ensure that everyone plays nicely together. Problem is, I am not sure how I would use any of them without causing offence... Why the 2 retards in the wheelchairs ? Are they on their way to the disabled toilet ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Why the 2 retards in the wheelchairs ? Are they on their way to the disabled toilet ? lol. If an emoji were ever created to represent you, it’d be the face of an effeminate poof, with spunk dribbling down its chin. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Are they on their way to the disabled toilet ? do you intend to greet them at the aforementioned facility as you job description demands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Why the 2 retards in the wheelchairs ? Are they on their way to the disabled toilet ? lol. Never mind that Punkers, I'm more worried by the dog at top right wearing a suicide vest with a radio transmitter attached to the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind that Punkers, I'm more worried by the dog at top right wearing a suicide vest with a radio transmitter attached to the side. That is worrying...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Why the 2 retards in the wheelchairs ? Are they on their way to the disabled toilet ? lol. The black dresses and white roses are going to be coming out again. They've give the woman driver stabilisers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, Ape said: If an emoji were ever created to represent you, it’d be the face of an effeminate poof, with spunk dribbling down its chin. lol. Fuck off. Are you dogging tonight Ape ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 12 hours ago, luke swarm said: I think your perception of Porn may need reviewing RSole, this is if my memory serves me right is a very mild music video by a rather mediocre popular singer from Australia, I would assume that your parent/guardian has put a child setting on your computer to stop you accessing adult sites and rightly so, it would only damage further your already fragile cerebral capabilities. Au contraire mon cunt, I posted that slag because most of the wankers on here seem to fancy their chances with the buck-toothed, fuck muppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 11 hours ago, luke swarm said: its a total travesty of fate Decs, her sister as I recall is blessed with ample top bollocks but sadly is even less talented than her better known mammary deficient sister, one of Gods ironic cruel jokes That slag of a sister is 'blessed' with a pair of surgery enhanced plastic knockers, and she's had more pricks than the proverbial, you desperate little slut-sniffer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 What nuclear grade fuckcunts this Apple lot really are. Apparently having charger connections that are all the same will "stifle innovation"!! Stifle what innovation exactly?? The innovation to charge 8x times what it should do for a fucking charging cable because it's specific to your i-phone, i-pad. Cunts! It's why I don't have ANY Apple products. If they can introduce software by stealth to deliberately slow your device down 'to protect the battery' I'm sure they're innovative enough to work out how +'ve and -'ve terminals work to charge a fucking battery. Did I say they were cunts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 43 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What nuclear grade fuckcunts this Apple lot really are. Apparently having charger connections that are all the same will "stifle innovation"!! Stifle what innovation exactly?? The innovation to charge 8x times what it should do for a fucking charging cable because it's specific to your i-phone, i-pad. Cunts! It's why I don't have ANY Apple products. If they can introduce software by stealth to deliberately slow your device down 'to protect the battery' I'm sure they're innovative enough to work out how +'ve and -'ve terminals work to charge a fucking battery. Did I say they were cunts? 18 months ago they were after £58 for a wireless charging pad thing. The kid in the Apple shop told us to go on Amazon and buy non-Apple. The tech wasn’t theirs at the time and they hadn’t managed to steal/buy the patent yet! (Old Nik Tesla pioneered the idea.) Bought two for £15 and I still use them, I guess, as they’re non-Apple, the bent cunts can’t scramble/fuck them for profit…they can and do with their own however. Im glad Paul Allen’s dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 I'm glad Steve Jobs is dead. Fucking nicked all the techie ideas from others and his only independent brainwave was to produce the existing items in different colours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm glad Steve Jobs is dead. Fucking nicked all the techie ideas from others and his only independent brainwave was to produce the existing items in different colours. All that money and I’ll tell you something about that cunt CB. He ducked out of two rounds the last time we were out on the ale. It was in Spoons too… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'm glad Steve Jobs is dead. Fucking nicked all the techie ideas from others and his only independent brainwave was to produce the existing items in different colours. Quite suiting that the useless cunt died by trying to cure his cancer via the application of various fruit juice creams and acupuncture - the possibility that he was simply a lucky spacker who was attracted to bright colours shouldn't be overlooked. His last words were simply "Oh wow" after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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