Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 (edited) Opposite my house is a coppice of bushes and trees. In those bushes, very recently, there have been appearing ready wrapped dog eggs, they all have the same white bag wrapper, so probably the same dna contained within. So far there are 15 of these that will now sit there years longer than the dog will be alive (if I have my way) waiting to rot, with the festering contents stewing away in their own fetid juices. They are out of reach so will need somebody risking their safety removing them. If there ever was a reason for bringing back dog licensing this is a good one, not forgetting the out of control situation with iffy breeds/ing and frequent serious attacks. I fucking hate dog owners who do this, I want them culled. Edited March 24, 2018 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 How will a licence stop people throwing shite around your house Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: How will a licence stop people throwing shite around your house Panzerknacker ?????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Excellent nom, these cunts who bag up their dogshit and then hang it from bushes or trees are causing a real problem. There are also dickheads who bag their dogshit up and then bury it on the beach .. the dopey cunts are often bouncers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 I know somebody who, as a lad, would find an old stick lying around, use it to spear dog turds and throw them at one of his neighbour's washing lines on wash day. The lad in question attended the local Catholic primary school. The neighbour in question happened to be the parish priest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 minute ago, King Rollo said: I know somebody who, as a lad, would find an old stick lying around, use it to spear dog fires and throw them at one of his neighbours washing lines on wash day. The lad in question attended the local Catholic primary school. The neighbour in question happened to be the parish priest. It must be Cheshire. His pinpoint-accurate golfing skills had to evolve from somewhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It must be Cheshire. His pinpoint-accurate golfing skills had to evolve from somewhere. Pinpoint accurate spearing skills, methinks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Just now, King Rollo said: Pinpoint accurate spearing skills, methinks... It can't be. He learned those from Mbaekwebe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, King Rollo said: I know somebody who, as a lad, would find an old stick lying around, use it to spear dog turds and throw them at one of his neighbour's washing lines on wash day. The lad in question attended the local Catholic primary school. The neighbour in question happened to be the parish priest. I hope you're not insinuating questionable moral behaviour on the part of a catholic priest, rollo. Surely that could never happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, scotty said: I hope you're not insinuating questionable moral behaviour on the part of a catholic priest, rollo. Surely that could never happen. “in the ordinary moral universe, the good will do the best they can, the worst will do the worst they can, but if you want to make good people do wicked things, you’ll need religion”. - Stephen Weinberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: I hope you're not insinuating questionable moral behaviour on the part of a catholic priest, rollo. Surely that could never happen. All I can surmise is that the shit stains were probably less incriminating than what he'd washed off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 10 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Opposite my house is a coppice of bushes and trees. In those bushes, very recently, there have been appearing ready wrapped dog eggs, they all have the same white bag wrapper, so probably the same dna contained within. So far there are 15 of these that will now sit there years longer than the dog will be alive (if I have my way) waiting to rot, with the festering contents stewing away in their own fetid juices. They are out of reach so will need somebody risking their safety removing them. If there ever was a reason for bringing back dog licensing this is a good one, not forgetting the out of control situation with iffy breeds/ing and frequent serious attacks. I fucking hate dog owners who do this, I want them culled. Might also be a good reason to bring back public executions in the square. Beheadings, burnings, draw and quarterings...fuck, even a good hanging would be gratifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Err what the fuck was edited out of my original post by mrs roops? I said nothing against any individual, what the fucking hell did I put that required editing out ffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Err what the fuck was edited out of my original post by mrs roops? I said nothing against any individual, what the fucking hell did I put that required editing out ffs? you called me a darkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 Just now, ratcum said: you called me a darkie No I most certainly did not, whitey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: No I most certainly did not, whitey! THERE, YOU DID IT AGAIN!! I hope they hang you in a tree festooned with dog shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: THERE, YOU DID IT AGAIN!! I hope they hang you in a tree festooned with dog shit Now listen toad strangler, I never ever said lighty or darkie but I did say whitey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: you called me a darkie Nobody says sooty anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 dug a hole in this recent wet weather after 10 minutes it was like poking my nan's prolapse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nobody says sooty anymore. my drill instructor thought it was hilarious. I hope he got raped by four big black men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: my drill instructor thought it was hilarious. I hope he got raped by four big black men Do you need instructions to use a drill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Do you need instructions to use a drill? fuck off Albert; people will think we're friends 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Do you need instructions to use a drill? and stop liking my posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: fuck off Albert; people will think we're friends I'd like that, you'll be my only one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: I'd like that, you'll be my only one. Be careful Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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