Eric Cuntman Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Didn't he have a job on the docks? Unions been on strike, he's down on his luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Didn't he have a job on the docks? Derby Docks possibly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Derby Docks possibly. I'm sorry, but I've really got nothing else left to say. I'm logging off now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 9 hours ago, Neil said: For 'Quaint' read outdated,run by some city dwelling cunt,Sunday roast murdering shitholes.Its like going back in time entering these fucking flea pits ,the usual yokel strategically placed at the end of the bar drinking from a pewter tankard that looks like it's been dug up and sporting a beard that has more wildlife in it than the local woods.Ipod plugged into big fuck off Toshiba speakers blaring out 80's fucking tripe,a pool table with less cloth on it than biafran school kid and a dart board bulging with more bristles than the chins in the front row of a Mecca bingo hall.Usually fronted by some cockney fucking knob that thinks he can make money out of the locals who have become an expert in making half a bitter last all fucking day.'Bistro' my fucking arse.Signs on the wall advertising a quiz night that will be attended by one man and his fucking dog,and as for the Sunday carvery,fuck me,I thought my missus couldn't fucking cook but it turns out she could get a job in any of these fucking time machines. Raze the cunts to the ground. mine's a pint of Leper's Pus landlord then a lick of Betty's hotpot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It's a hard "g" you soft cunt - as in "gimboid". Oh, silly me, so embarrassing. English teaching slag- hard g at the end of sssslaaagggG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: Spotted Dick for afters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Didn't he have a job on the docks? I was hoping someone would know, thanks Deci baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Spotted Dick for afters. only without the currants.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm sorry, but I've really got nothing else left to say. I'm logging off now. Aye run away, like a whipped cur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: only without the currants.. I knew I should have gone with Eton Mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm sorry, but I've really got nothing else left to say. I'm logging off now. yellow bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Great places to take the kids if you are tiring of them breathing. The play area usually consists of a fibre glass tree, the interior of which is full of broken Hooch bottles from the 90's and AIDS infected used condoms. If the kids manage to avoid slashing a major artery and contracting a fatal disease, you can always bank on them being abducted by the ever-present village nonce who can reliably be found furiously masturbating into a pack of pork scratchings in an adjoining hedgerow. #Maddieisdead. You've visited the Forest of Dean then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Unions been on strike, he's down on his luck. It's true! Now if only that slag Gina would kick in, they'd be half way there/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 Occasionally when I'm very bored I go on Google maps, head to the south of England, and zoom in until all the parochial wee shithole villages appear. Some dickhead town that only exists because two roads intersect, but has been there since the fucking Domesay book. Then I look for the pub in that village, look it up on Trip Advisor, and then read all the one star reviews. Most of those reviews verify what Neil asserts here. All the local cunts say "best roast beef ever", the insular fuckwits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Occasionally when I'm very bored I go on Google maps, head to the south of England, and zoom in until all the parochial wee shithole villages appear. Some dickhead town that only exists because two roads intersect, but has been there since the fucking Domesay book. Then I look for the pub in that village, look it up on Trip Advisor, and then read all the one star reviews. That's a very "spectrum" thing to do. Ask me how I know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's a very "spectrum" thing to do. Ask me how I know. We're all on the spectrum somewhere. Just ask my Allen Key collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 On 20/03/2018 at 10:50 AM, Neil said: For 'Quaint' read outdated,run by some city dwelling cunt,Sunday roast murdering shitholes.Its like going back in time entering these fucking flea pits ,the usual yokel strategically placed at the end of the bar drinking from a pewter tankard that looks like it's been dug up and sporting a beard that has more wildlife in it than the local woods.Ipod plugged into big fuck off Toshiba speakers blaring out 80's fucking tripe,a pool table with less cloth on it than biafran school kid and a dart board bulging with more bristles than the chins in the front row of a Mecca bingo hall.Usually fronted by some cockney fucking knob that thinks he can make money out of the locals who have become an expert in making half a bitter last all fucking day.'Bistro' my fucking arse.Signs on the wall advertising a quiz night that will be attended by one man and his fucking dog,and as for the Sunday carvery,fuck me,I thought my missus couldn't fucking cook but it turns out she could get a job in any of these fucking time machines. Raze the cunts to the ground. Did this nom years ago and still totally agree. Shite fucking cuntry pubs carveries are absolute wank holes. I hate them even more if they are frequented by pretentious londonistas and the price of the Calvery is therefore £30 per head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Did this nom years ago and still totally agree. Shite fucking cuntry pubs carveries are absolute wank holes. I hate them even more if they are frequented by pretentious londonistas and the price of the Calvery is therefore £30 per head. I bet you prefer a flat roofed pub any day you boring fucking twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 On 20/03/2018 at 10:02 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: Occasionally when I'm very bored I go on Google maps, head to the south of England, and zoom in until all the parochial wee shithole villages appear. Some dickhead town that only exists because two roads intersect, but has been there since the fucking Domesay book. Then I look for the pub in that village, look it up on Trip Advisor, and then read all the one star reviews. Most of those reviews verify what Neil asserts here. All the local cunts say "best roast beef ever", the insular fuckwits. Occasionally, when I’m very bored, I begin reading some of the shit you post on CC. Within a picosecond or two, I regret it. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 20 minutes ago, Ape said: Occasionally, when I’m very bored, I begin reading some of the shit you post on CC. Within a picosecond or two, I regret it. Fuck off. Tell us about Portugal Ape ? What really happened ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: Tell us about Portugal Ape ? What really happened ? I believe you were coolered on more than one occasion for this shite. Give it a rest you one trick pony cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 On 20/03/2018 at 8:27 PM, Albert Ross said: Do you have any idea who Tommy is/was? He never said much, and for that matter didn't seem to hear or see anything. But I'll tell you this; he sure played a mean pinball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 22 minutes ago, Punkape said: Tell us about Portugal Ape ? What really happened ? 22 minutes ago, Punkape said: Tell us about Portugal Ape ? What really happened ? Is your new name PortugalApe ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 On 3/20/2018 at 11:54 AM, Albert Ross said: What a fucking ridiculous suggestion. And you're a ridiculous sub-human parasite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 56 minutes ago, scotty said: He never said much, and for that matter didn't seem to hear or see anything. But I'll tell you this; he sure played a mean pinball. Uncle Ernie liked to fiddle about with him too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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