Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43396008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 No More dribbling into his lap, sounding like a bloody dalek and fantasising about black holes. Plenty of black holes in Africa...he should have fucked off there... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Not as clever as he thought he was. Even Joey Deacon could open a can of beans. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: No More dribbling into his lap, sounding like a bloody dalek and fantasising about black holes. Plenty of black holes in Africa...he should have fucked off there... Exterminate! Exterminate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Mmmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 36 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43396008 I’m very familiar with the BBC but what have YOU got to say you empty headed dullard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I’m very familiar with the BBC but what have YOU got to say you empty headed dullard? You need to take lessons off Punker's Fludge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 32 minutes ago, Eddie said: You forgot to mention, the speech box has other voice options; Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Mason, Hercule Poirot and Janet Street-Porter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: You forgot to mention, the speech box has other voice options; Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Mason, Hercule Poirot and Janet Street-Porter. Ken Dodd (live version). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: No More dribbling into his lap, sounding like a bloody dalek and fantasising about black holes. Plenty of black holes in Africa...he should have fucked off there... You know all about many of the black holes in Africa. You set that one up, you must have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Have they checked him right. Maybe his batteries just gone flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 1 minute ago, White van man said: Have they checked him right. Maybe his batteries just gone flat. They did do a reset but could not find the autoexec.bat or Command.com files. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Will he be buried in a black hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 Inspirational human. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a few rungs down the evolutionary ladder. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 56 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: They did do a reset but could not find the autoexec.bat or Command.com files. Fuck, what if they accidentally rebooted him with Punkape.exe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Inspirational human. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a few rungs down the evolutionary ladder. This is CC. We're all a few rungs down the ladder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is CC. We're all a few rungs down the ladder. What is this 'ladder' of which you speak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: What is this 'ladder' of which you speak? The evilooshonary wun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 he was so curled up towards the end, I reckon he could be buried in a Dunkin' Donuts box. Good advertising and then there's the Hello magazine gig of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 41 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Fuck, what if they accidentally rebooted him with Punkape.exe? He's up and running again .. it was hard drive fault .. he's now got one of those solid state drives and the new MAC OS, good for 10 years at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: he was so curled up towards the end, I reckon he could be buried in a Dunkin' Donuts box. Good advertising and then there's the Hello magazine gig of course. Didn't Minty turn blue towards the end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: Inspirational human. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a few rungs down the evolutionary ladder. Ah, an opinion from our genocidal convict on the attributes of a dribbling space fantasist. You're probably dressed up as Crocodile Dundee at the moment looking for sailors in Sydney harbour..... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 46 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Didn't Minty turn blue towards the end? That's an actual fucking thing, that is! As for Hawking, he was wrong just about as often as he was right. He lost more physics bets than just about every other cunt in the field put together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 45 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Didn't Minty turn blue towards the end? ANTHRAX GHOUL SHADOW LAND WASTER, Minty for short, died with dignity. ...and a little budgie hard on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 14, 2018 Report Share Posted March 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's an actual fucking thing, that is! As for Hawking, he was wrong just about as often as he was right. He lost more physics bets than just about every other cunt in the field put together. a gene twisting abomination of the sort that we in the Ratzi Party, will see expunged from the shores of this septic isle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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