camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 On 04/03/2018 at 10:41 PM, ratcum said: Tommy Trinder actually You lucky cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You lucky cunt stop stalking me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You lucky cunt Oi Didicoy! Did you know that Tommy was born in Streatham and there’s a blue plaque to mark the spot ? Can’t remember the name of the road but it’s an old house so you’ve probably been there and stripped the lead off the roof already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Oi Didicoy! Did you know that Tommy was born in Streatham and there’s a blue plaque to mark the spot ? Can’t remember the name of the road but it’s an old house so you’ve probably been there and stripped the lead off the roof already. Ida Lupino was from Streatham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 Vesta Tilley was from Worcester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 I think the discussion should move back towards misunderstandings and/or school caretakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: Oi Didicoy! Did you know that Tommy was born in Streatham and there’s a blue plaque to mark the spot ? Can’t remember the name of the road but it’s an old house so you’ve probably been there and stripped the lead off the roof already. Didn't you strip some lead off a roof in Westward Ho! a few years back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Our Lady Penelope said: Didn't you strip some lead off a roof in Westward Ho! a few years back? The Water Babies were to blame for that little escapade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 14 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: The Water Babies were to blame for that little escapade. Albert I found a book that you should read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 That’s a great idea Alfie, I guess that’s where you learnt from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 9 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: That’s a great idea Alfie, I guess that’s where you learnt from? He's still not quite up to the mark so he needs to keep studying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 11 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: I think the discussion should move back towards misunderstandings and/or school caretakers. Ask punkape. He pretends to be a 'member' of a golf club but I think janitor, or possibly lavatory attendant, is far likelier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 42 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Ask punkape. He pretends to be a 'member' of a golf club but I think janitor, or possibly lavatory attendant, is far likelier. Volunteer lavatory attendant more like, the filthy cottaging poof 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Volunteer lavatory attendant more like, the filthy cottaging poof Or perhaps more of a tradesman's entrance attendant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 On 3/8/2018 at 7:12 AM, Stubby Pecker said: I think you're off to the cooler again very shortly on the basis of this shite Errrr it’s cunts corner. The point is to name the cunts of the world. Wtf. are you ill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 09/03/2018 at 09:07, Gronda Gronda said: I think the discussion should move back towards misunderstandings and/or school caretakers. Rona Tutt says the majority of parents are supportive Headteacher Rona Tutt is very grateful to have a young, physically-strong, male caretaker at her school. I bet she is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 28 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Rona Tutt says the majority of parents are supportive Headteacher Rona Tutt is very grateful to have a young, physically-strong, male caretaker at her school. I bet she is! Rollo, you would have liked Mr Aitken. You, with your square beard and crown, and him with his finger stub and frown. With his mop and bucket Cleaning up the loo Sawdust at the ready To solidify the spew He had a missing finger And maybe other bits Which maybe could explain His ambivalence to tits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Rollo, you would have liked Mr Aitken. You, with your square beard and crown, and him with his finger stub and frown. With his mop and bucket Cleaning up the loo Sawdust at the ready To solidify the spew He had a missing finger And maybe other bits Which maybe could explain His ambivalence to tits! Which bits do you postulate to have been missing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Which bits do you postulate to have been missing? His ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: His ticket. Do you suppose he lost his ticket in the same freak event which robbed him of his digit? What sort of an accident would that be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Do you suppose he lost his ticket in the same freak event which robbed him of his digit? What sort of an accident would that be? One that involved shoving things where things have no business being shoved... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: One that involved shoving things where things have no business being shoved... GG is an aspidistra, solemn, couth and wise, But as a little seedling, he really was the pits, He went to school, he played the fool, telling tales and lies, And asked the grumpy caretaker about his love of tits. The caretaker, of stumpy hand, cared not for GG's jests And dragged him to the headmaster, for a lesson to be learned Complained, "This bloody idiot's been asking about breasts". The headmaster sent Aitken out, and then to GG turned. "So you want to know about tits, milad, you never are too young To appreciate the world of baps, the soft, the firm, the large But Aitken's not the chap to ask, he's kind of highly strung Since the incident with the shears where he lost his appendage". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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