Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Ape said: Much obliged. You might do better sending a male member of the household vis-à-vis the clap. “Much obliged” You only needed to add “guv” on the end of that to sound like a low level lackey for an East End crime syndicate. If you met me you would take your grubby hat off whilst obsequiously muttering the phrase. You fucking pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: I am not sure you know where "here" is ratty who's there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: “Much obliged” You only needed to add “guv” on the end of that to sound like a low level lackey for an East End crime syndicate. If you met me you would take your grubby hat off whilst obsequiously muttering the phrase. You fucking pleb. If I met you (once I’d stopped laughing) I suspect I’d kick your stupid fucking head in. I’d just see red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: who's there? How old are you Herr Ratsfuhrer ? I only ask because your Goons with Tourette’s act is wearing very thin. Charles and Camilla would, no doubt, find you highly amusing but that’s a very narrow demographic. Did you have a picture of Tony Hancock above your bed at Public School by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 35 minutes ago, Punkape said: “Much obliged” You only needed to add “guv” on the end of that to sound like a low level lackey for an East End crime syndicate. If you met me you would take your grubby hat off whilst obsequiously muttering the phrase. You fucking pleb. Odd that! Most people who meet you either step over you on their way into the cafe, or stomp and kick you and leave you for dead, except of course, your Canal Street bender chums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: How old are you Herr Ratsfuhrer ? I only ask because your Goons with Tourette’s act is wearing very thin. Charles and Camilla would, no doubt, find you highly amusing but that’s a very narrow demographic. Did you have a picture of Tony Hancock above your bed at Public School by any chance? Tommy Trinder actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 38 minutes ago, Ape said: If I met you (once I’d stopped laughing) I suspect I’d kick your stupid fucking head in. I’d just see red. You probably think you’re Bruce Lee you fucking bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: You probably think your Bruce Lee you fucking bellend. You're 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're That’s what I put. You’ve somehow edited it you devious cunt. Reported. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 20 hours ago, Punkape said: That’s what I put. You’ve somehow edited it you devious cunt. Reported. Very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 On 04/03/2018 at 9:06 AM, Alfie Noakes said: Only as Clive. Peter Cook was far too intelligent for this shit. Come on, Norm, drink up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 48 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Come on, Norm, drink up! don't be a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 On 04/03/2018 at 10:53 PM, Punkape said: That’s what I put. You’ve somehow edited it you devious cunt. Reported. That's step one ticked. Next up, "admin must have done it." Followed by "someone hacked my account," then "one of my family was larking around with the computer," and finally "I haven't been well." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 8 hours ago, scotty said: That's step one ticked. Next up, "admin must have done it." Followed by "someone hacked my account," then "one of my family was larking around with the computer," and finally "I haven't been well." Or as Mohammad Fayed rightly said.....”It was the Duke of Edinburgh”..... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 55 minutes ago, Punkape said: Or as Mohammad Fayed rightly said.....”It was the Duke of Edinburgh”..... lol. Fuck off. You're in agreement with the D of E murder theory then, punkers? Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 On 04/03/2018 at 10:53 PM, Punkape said: That’s what I put. You’ve somehow edited it you devious cunt. Reported. Eric is not clever enough to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 10 hours ago, scotty said: That's step one ticked. Next up, "admin must have done it." Followed by "someone hacked my account," then "one of my family was larking around with the computer," and finally "I haven't been well." Easy enough to do .. do you feel well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 What’s all this OUR Lady bollocks? Have you turned into a Catholic saint overnight?........the patron saint of trainspotters perhaps? Get over yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: What’s all this OUR Lady bollocks? Have you turned into a Catholic saint overnight?........the patron saint of trainspotters perhaps? Get over yourself. Its "Our" Lady Penelope, not "OUR". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Our Lady Penelope said: Its "Our" Lady Penelope, not "OUR". 'Lady' my arse. Which way is your cock hanging today, to the left or right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 Just now, Wolfie said: 'Lady' my arse. Which was is your cock hanging today, to the left or right? Report .. I do not keep poultry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 On 04/03/2018 at 1:27 AM, Gronda Gronda said: I don't doubt that it's a hard graft to sweep and mop floors, and put sawdust on pools of vomit, but there's no need to be miserable and cantankerous. I remember asking the caretaker at my primary school if he liked tits. We could have had a great conversation about Linda Lusardi or Sam Fox, but instead he got mad and took me to see the headmaster. They are ............. fucking ............... ............. cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 (edited) 18 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: They are ........... fucking .......... ............. cunts I think you're off to the cooler again very shortly on the basis of this shite Edited March 8, 2018 by cuntspotter For the sake of regularity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 (edited) 18 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: They are ....... fucking ....... ........... cunts That's a very unkind generalisation. The caretaker from my primary school came across as jovial and friendly. At the time, I felt we had built up enough of a rapport to discuss tits. His reaction was disappointing. Edited March 8, 2018 by cuntspotter Regularity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 9 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: That's a very unkind generalisation. The caretaker from my primary school came across as jovial and friendly. At the time, I felt we had built up enough of a rapport to discuss tits. His reaction was disappointing. Perhaps he would have preferred to discuss cocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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