Wolfie Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: And you, you humourless twat. When was the last time you had a cock inside you, Pen, really? The frustration is becoming blindingly obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: When was the last time you had a cock inside you, Pen, really? The frustration is becoming blindingly obvious. 1933 .. I was given a 1933 penny in exchange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: 1933 .. I was given a 1933 penny in exchange. Despite your comment being typically shite, you can have a like for it. My wife, who is sitting next to me reading your ripostes, laughed. She is however on her second bottle of claret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Whoops! Outta likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: You don't have to be funny to make people laugh on CC, GG. Just look at Albert. It's no excuse, but when I wrote this nom I was under the influence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 37 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: It's no excuse, but when I wrote this nom I was under the influence. no need to apologise GG, your husband is a very strong influential character by all accounts so quite understandable, its writing stuff on here whilst pissed that really can land you in hot water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Ian Huntley was a bit displeased when the whole world discovered he was a murdering paedophile. Nah, fuck it. Now I come to remember he had a full - on grump on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: Despite your comment being typically shite, you can have a like for it. My wife, who is sitting next to me reading your ripostes, laughed. She is however on her second bottle of claret. OK where's me fucking like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: no need to apologise GG, your husband is a very strong influential character by all accounts so quite understandable, its writing stuff on here whilst pissed that really can land you in hot water. How’s your husband Swarm? Is he from the same grotty Wolverhampton suburb that you crawled out ? lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Only thing i can add to this is that I'm glad i went out last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 19 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: OK where's me fucking like? I've changed my mind. Fuck off you vile old wench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: How’s your husband Swarm? Is he from the same grotty Wolverhampton suburb that you crawled out ? lol. Fuck off. Enter the Faggon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Ape said: Enter the Faggon. A Faggon ? Have you been on the cider peasant ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I've changed my mind. Fuck off you vile old wench. Coward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: A Faggon ? Have you been on the cider peasant ? How does one get on a cider peasant? What is a cider peasant? Who is the cider peasant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ape said: How does one get on a cider peasant? What is a cider peasant? Who is the cider peasant? You’re obviously pissed as well as retard. lol. Peasant. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 I'm the greatest person on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: You’re obviously pissed as well as retard. lol. Fuck off. Not at all. I’m responding to your question. Don’t worry - the grownups will understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: Despite your comment being typically shite, you can have a like for it. My wife, who is sitting next to me reading your ripostes, laughed. She is however on her second bottle of claret. I would say that your wife is easily amused then wolfie, most of us have tried hallucinogenic drugs washed down with cheap vodka and still failed to find any of this posters offerings with any measurable humorous content. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: I'm the greatest person on here I am not sure you know where "here" is ratty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: It's no excuse, but when I wrote this nom I was under the influence. Sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: How’s your husband Swarm? Is he from the same grotty Wolverhampton suburb that you crawled out ? lol. Fuck off. Are you still here on a sunday night Pinky, crikey business must be slow, probably something to do with the inclement weather I suppose. You should start leaving some of those risqué business cards advertising your dubious charms in the local public phone booths, that should drum up a bit of business I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 16 minutes ago, Ape said: Not at all. I’m responding to your question. Don’t worry - the grownups will understand. You haven’t answered my original question.....don’t bother now either you stupid wanker. Some Sunday evening activity for you. 1. Run a nice hot bath. 2. Plug in a hairdryer and an electric fire using extension leads as appropriate. 3. Get in the bath. 4. Activate both electric appliances simultaneously and haul them into the bath until totally immersed..... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You haven’t answered my original question.....don’t bother now either you stupid wanker. Some Sunday evening activity for you. 1. Run a nice hot bath. 2. Plug in a hairdryer and an electric fire using an extension leads as appropriate. 3. Get in the bath. 4. Activate both electric appliances simultaneously and haul them into the bath until totally immersed..... lol. Fuck off. What should I do about the RCD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 11 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I would say that your wife is easily amused them wolfie, most of us have tried hallucinogenic drugs washed down with cheap vodka and still failed to find any of this posters offerings with any measurable humorous content. Drugs and cheap vodka aren't the preferred choice of 'most of us', just you and your boyfriend, as well as the poppers you take to aid him in getting balls deep. Desperately unfunny idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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