Guest King Rollo Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross said: NO, I FUCKING DON’T No need to shout, Bertie. She's a good woman and has false teeth ... could be your lucky night if she falls for your bullshit and sympathy kicks in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: Was it Deryck Guyler by any chance? No. His name was Mr Aitken. He had a missing finger. For a long time, I felt sorry for him and his finger stub. After that day I was glad he had lost a finger and I hoped he'd lose more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: No. His name was Mr Aitken. He had a missing finger. For a long time, I felt sorry for him and his finger stub. After that day I was glad he had lost a finger and I hoped he'd lose more. Was it leprosy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Was it leprosy? Maybe your mucky cook had a part to play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Maybe your mucky cook had a part to play. Possibly, she is a bit of a scrubber. I'm surprised Bertie hasn't jumped at the offer though, beggars can't be choosers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 41 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: NO, I FUCKING DON’T Are they getting to you, Albert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Gronda Gronda said: Are they getting to you, Albert? Not at all, I had to shout as the shithead wasn't listening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: I don't doubt that it's a hard graft to sweep and mop floors, and put sawdust on pools of vomit, but there's no need to be miserable and cantankerous. I remember asking the caretaker at my primary school if he liked tits. We could have had a great conversation about Linda Lusardi or Sam Fox, but instead he got mad and took me to see the headmaster. It sounds as if he took an instant dislike to you, so I think you've answered your own question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It sounds as if he took an instant dislike to you, so I think you've answered your own question. I guess he just didn't like tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 4 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Sorry, I’ve corrected my mistake, it’s difficult to see the screen through the jizz marks..... ......on my spectacles.* (*no need to thank me for finishing your post Dross, but if you want to avoid this either keep you boyfriends cock in your mouth or take your glasses off next time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Not at all, I had to shout as the shithead wasn't listening. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Jesus fucking Christ. Kill yourselves. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 7 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: I don't doubt that it's a hard graft to sweep and mop floors, and put sawdust on pools of vomit, but there's no need to be miserable and cantankerous. I remember asking the caretaker at my primary school if he liked tits. We could have had a great conversation about Linda Lusardi or Sam Fox, but instead he got mad and took me to see the headmaster. What a pile of shit, GG. Even Pen would think twice before posting such utter discharge. Up your game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: Jesus fucking Christ. Kill yourselves. Agreed! Utter pile of shit, disabled toilet fucktardery, what a complete turd circus. In fact turd circus is what this site should be called after the recent influx of wet wipe licking spastics. It has all gone to shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Poor Eric is dangling from Albert's hook. It's time for Eric to be disemboweled and thrown onto the fishmonger's slab or, stuffed and displayed on a pub wall as a little whopper that didn't get away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 I never thought I'd say it but "Please come back Bill" Its turned into CuntfaceBook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 7 hours ago, King Rollo said: Did he barge into the head's office shouting "Sir, sir"? Did the head get mighty baitey? Wiggins? Is that you? Peter Cook would have loved this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 9 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Wiggins? Is that you? Peter Cook would have loved this place. Only as Clive. Peter Cook was far too intelligent for this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 57 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What a pile of shit, GG. Even Pen would think twice before posting such utter discharge. Up your game. You're absolutely right, Wolfie. My game shall be upped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Agreed! Utter pile of shit, disabled toilet fucktardery, what a complete turd circus. In fact turd circus is what this site should be called after the recent influx of wet wipe licking spastics. It has all gone to shite. Back on topic....did you ever meet Ian Huntley and his wife who were a “cause celebre” in the school caretaker scene for a while... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Back on topic....did you ever meet Ian Huntley and his wife who were a “cause celebre” in the school caretaker scene for a while... lol. You really like the cooler don't you? Reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: You're absolutely right, Wolfie. My game shall be upped. You don't have to be funny to make people laugh on CC, GG. Just look at Albert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: You don't have to be funny to make people laugh on CC, GG. Just look at Albert. And you, you humourless twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: And you, you humourless twat. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You don't have to be funny to make people laugh on CC, GG. Just look at Albert. I come on here to entertain myself Lupo. Then the odd cunt tells me I'm not funny, which itself makes me laugh. Can't really lose can I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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