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I don't doubt that it's a hard graft to sweep and mop floors, and put sawdust on pools of vomit, but there's no need to be miserable and cantankerous.

I remember asking the caretaker at my primary school if he liked tits.  We could have had a great conversation about Linda Lusardi or Sam Fox, but instead he got mad and  took me to see the headmaster.

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Guest King Rollo
2 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

I don't doubt that it's a hard graft to sweep and mop floors, and put sawdust on pools of vomit, but there's no need to be miserable and cantankerous.

I remember asking the caretaker at my primary school if he liked tits.  We could have had a great conversation about Linda Lusardi or Sam Fox, but instead he got mad and  took me to see the headmaster.

Did he barge into the head's office shouting "Sir, sir"?  Did the head get mighty baitey? 

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
8 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

I don't doubt that it's a hard graft to sweep and mop floors, and put sawdust on pools of vomit, but there's no need to be miserable and cantankerous.

I remember asking the caretaker at my primary school if he liked tits.  We could have had a great conversation about Linda Lusardi or Sam Fox, but instead he got mad and  took me to see the headmaster.

Was it Deryck Guyler by any chance?

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7 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

The Desert Rat

 

1 minute ago, King Rollo said:

There's no way you're 22!

Absolutely, his entire persona is a fabrication. The reality is likely a balding 48 year old, Iron Maiden t-shirt, still living at his elderly Mother's house, entrenched in his bedroom, wanking off to internet porn. He's tripped up and contradicted himself too many times now to be in any way credible. Bertie bullshit.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

 

Absolutely, his entire persona is a fabrication. The reality is likely a balding 48 year old, Iron Maiden t-shirt, still living at his elderly Mother's house, entrenched in his bedroom, wanking off to internet porn. He's tripped up and contradicted himself too many times now to be in any way credible. Bertie bullshit.

I’m not at all like you Eric the Cunt. A perfect description of yourself above.

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Guest King Rollo
Just now, Albert Ross said:

BTW, reality and likely are two different things.

 

The reality is likely to be... Makes clear sense, Wizard says so and he should know - his grip on reality is fluid at the best of times. You'd like him!

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3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

I’m not at all like you Eric the Cunt. A perfect description of yourself above.

There you go again. Unable to come up with any original riposte, you simply take your opponents comments and childishly imply, 'no you are'. Juvenile and disappointing.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)

Well stop describing yourself then and apologise for wasting my time.

As I’ve said so many times before, you know minuscule things about me and my life so you just write about things you know instead.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

There you go again. Unable to come up with any original riposte, you simply take your opponents comments and childishly imply, 'no you are'. Juvenile and disappointing.

Why do I have to come up with an “original riposte”?

Is it because you say so?

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46 minutes ago, King Rollo said:

Did he barge into the head's office shouting "Sir, sir"?  Did the head get mighty baitey? 

Dammit Rollo, no and no.  Brasso was not involved.

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1 minute ago, Albert Ross said:

Well stop describing yourself then and apologise for wasting my time.

As I’ve said so many times before, you know minuscule things about me and my life so you just write about things you know instead.

From what is evident, your life is not only a mystery to the rest of us, but also to yourself. And the "stop describing yourself" comment at the top only goes to further prove my point that you comprehensively lack the ability to compose an original riposte. Idiot.

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Guest King Rollo
7 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

Sorry, I’ve corrected my mistake, it’s difficult to see the screen through the jizz marks.

Would you like Cook to come over and clean your hovel up? The jizz wouldn't shock her - not after the last time King Frank came for a sleepover. It would give her something to do while she recovers from a rather unfortunate personal affliction which has necessitated a reprieve from kitchen duties.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
2 minutes ago, King Rollo said:

Would you like Cook to come over and clean your hovel up? The jizz wouldn't shock her - not after the last time King Frank came for a sleepover. It would give her something to do while she recovers from a rather unfortunate personal affliction which has necessitated a reprieve from kitchen duties.

NO, I FUCKING DON’T

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