Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Flinty and Benny Blanco should have gone professional with their bickering. Apparently they knew each other in real life, what ever that is The Catwoman had met both Drew Peacock and Apple Apparently she met Drew under the pier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 I hope Drew crushed her skull with a mallet and buried her there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: There's nothing that I like more than a corner rivalry. You boys haven't quite yet reached the epic levels of Decs vs Ding, but I've got high hopes for you. I particularly enjoy it when Rollo comes sniffing for scraps like some sort of demented MikefuckingD. Pleased the Royal Variety Act meets with your approval ... who is/was MikefuckingD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 44 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Go and wash your maggot dick in a deep fat fryer then afterwards shove your head in it too. Rattled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Rattled Did you take my advice about washing your tackle in a bird bath you short arsed wanker? LOL.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 26 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: The Catwoman had met both Drew Peacock and Apple Apparently she met Drew under the pier. And after meeting those two utter wankers, she probably killed herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Did you take my advice about washing your tackle in a bird bath you short arsed wanker? LOL.. He shoves his tackle through a woodpeckers hole..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Ape said: And after meeting those two utter wankers, she probably killed herself. You should follow suit you lump of decaying, grotesque hyenas umbilical cord. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 17 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Pleased the Royal Variety Act meets with your approval ... who is/was MikefuckingD? Mike D was a former member famous for one liners and driven from the site by abuse from Frank. He was also a dwarf and had a walnut head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: He shoves his tackle through a woodpeckers hole..... lol. That's far too big for him, a woodworm hole would be more appropriate. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just now, EreptileDysfunction said: That's far too big for him, a woodworm hole would be more appropriate. lol Or in an amoebas pencil-sharpener case.... lol. Get fucked. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should follow suit you lump of decaying, grotesque hyenas umbilical cord. lol. I assume hyenas afterbirth wasn’t offensive enough then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just now, Ape said: I assume hyenas afterbirth wasn’t offensive enough then? You’re more likely to use the Hyena’s umbilical cord for purposes of depravity and general filth.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: You’re more likely to use the Hyena’s umbilical cord for purposes of depravity and general filth.... lol. Well, I’d certainly like to use one to choke the life out of your feeble frame. That would be ridding the universe of a depraved piece of general filth. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just now, Ape said: Well, I’d certainly like to use one to choke the life out of your feeble frame. That would be ridding the universe of a depraved piece of general filth. Lol. A Giraffe’s placenta is more your scene.. and a warhogs pizzle an Hors D’ouvres....Lol lol. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 8 hours ago, Punkape said: a warhogs pizzle an Hors D’ouvres....Lol lol. Cretin. Is a warhog some kind of fighting pig? Best if you stick to cock fighting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 14 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Others are poofs and fairies compared to Benny and Flinty. Flinty made Godzilla look like a gecko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 17 minutes ago, ratcum said: Flinty made Godzilla look like a gecko A Catwoman tantrum was more frightening though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: A Catwoman tantrum was more frightening though. her heart was in the right place though. As in centre of thorax but with the most powerful chamber slightly offset to the left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 24 minutes ago, ratcum said: her heart was in the right place though. As in centre of thorax but with the most powerful chamber slightly offset to the left Did you do the autopsy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 26 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Did you do the autopsy? no, they sold it to Hello Magazine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: no, they sold it to Hello Magazine Shocking .. have they no scruples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Rattled This little Stubby was a spastic, and this little Stubby went to Scope. This little Stubby had no teeth, and this little Stubby is a cunt. And this little Stubby went.... Grassing to the mods like a fucking crybaby runt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 18 hours ago, Albert Ross said: It's all clear now, Eric the Cuntwoman has homoerotic thoughts about me, sent me a random address to meet, then lost his bottle, Eric's in the closet and wants to bum me. I can't wait until the new "Erica Cuntwoman" ID lurking in the wings starts posting. That should be fucking hilarious and no mistake. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't wait until the new "Erica Cuntwoman" ID lurking in the wings starts posting. That should be fucking hilarious and no mistake. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Oh yes, I didn't notice that Albert had created another ID out of obsession for me. The stupid little fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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