Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 45 minutes ago, ratcum said: what the hell fuckin kind of thread is this? Ladies Chatterley's plover Ratty, imagine if you fancied a holiday in Portugal and booked a fortnight in Lisbon, and then arrived to discover that you were actually going to spend 2 weeks in a lesbian. Travel based japes and rum fuckery aplenty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 12 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: As we all know, I'm not the sharpest knife in the draw, maybe I typed 17 years meaning I was 17 years of age when I started my employment. You seem to take an unhealthy interest in my previous posts, is there a homoerotic theme? Are you trying to come out of the closet? Post editing back pedalling now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Post editing back pedalling now. You’ve got him on the ropes, eric, time for you to finish him with the jugular/money shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: There's nothing that I like more than a corner rivalry. You boys haven't quite yet reached the epic levels of Decs vs Ding, but I've got high hopes for you. I particularly enjoy it when Rollo comes sniffing for scraps like some sort of demented MikefuckingD. Great times - do you remember the Bore 4 and the Tedious Previous? I miss Ding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You’ve got him on the ropes, eric, time for you to finish him with the jugular/money shot. He'll be along soon to finish himself with another show stopping put-down about me drinking meths and living in a bus shelter, which is equipped with broadband. And then he will finish himself off again with the help of Kleenex and his Mum's Nivea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: He'll be along soon to finish himself with another show stopping put-down about me drinking meths and living in a bus shelter, which is equipped with broadband. And then he will finish himself off again with the help of Kleenex and his Mum's Nivea. As long as he doesn’t use too much, Dan will be turning in his grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty, imagine if you fancied a holiday in Portugal and booked a fortnight in Lisbon, and then arrived to discover that you were actually going to spend 2 weeks in a lesbian. Travel based japes and rum fuckery aplenty. Two weeks of clam chowder and Cullen skink Authoritah? I'm in mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He'll be along soon to finish himself with another show stopping put-down about me drinking meths and living in a bus shelter, which is equipped with broadband. And then he will finish himself off again with the help of Kleenex and his Mum's Nivea. Yeah but....you do though Eric! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 It's all clear now, Eric the Cuntwoman has homoerotic thoughts about me, sent me a random address to meet, then lost his bottle, Eric's in the closet and wants to bum me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: As long as he doesn’t use too much, Dan will be turning in his grave. Fucking high five Bubba. What a fucking dreadful nom that was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Time for work, see you in my work toilets Eric? Or do you have other cottages to visit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: There's nothing that I like more than a corner rivalry. You boys haven't quite yet reached the epic levels of Decs vs Ding, but I've got high hopes for you. I particularly enjoy it when Rollo comes sniffing for scraps like some sort of demented MikefuckingD. Flinty and Benny Blanco should have gone professional with their bickering. Apparently they knew each other in real life, what ever that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: It's all clear now, Eric the Cuntwoman has homoerotic thoughts about me, sent me a random address to meet, then lost his bottle, Eric's in the closet and wants to bum me. Not possible. Just like we all know someone who put the 'cunt' in Scunthorpe, Eric put the 'dike' in Holland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 15 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: It's all clear now, Eric the Cuntwoman has homoerotic thoughts about me, sent me a random address to meet, then lost his bottle, Eric's in the closet and wants to bum me. 12 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Time for work, see you in my work toilets Eric? Or do you have other cottages to visit? "Ner ner na ner ner! You're a poof!!" Do you have to go downstairs for pizza and fizzy pop, or does mum bring it up to your bedroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: There's nothing that I like more than a corner rivalry. You boys haven't quite yet reached the epic levels of Decs vs Ding, but I've got high hopes for you. Two men enter, one man leaves. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Two men enter, one man leaves. You run Bartertown, you fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Two men enter, one man leaves. We don't need another spastic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 50 minutes ago, ratcum said: Flinty and Benny Blanco should have gone professional with their bickering. Apparently they knew each other in real life, what ever that is Others are poofs and fairies compared to Benny and Flinty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: "Ner ner na ner ner! You're a poof!!" Do you have to go downstairs for pizza and fizzy pop, or does mum bring it up to your bedroom? I don't have a bedroom, I live in a stinking bedsit on my own because nobody else will have me. I didn't say "Ner ner na ner ner! You're a poof!!". What I said was you have homoerotic thoughts about me but you're afraid to come out of the closet. That's maybe why you're such an angry little gobshite, come out Eric, it's 2018, stop living a lie, nobody is bothered these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 11 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Haha nice one. The one i saw years back was presented like a japanese style gameshow though. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Ape said: Fucking high five Bubba. What a fucking dreadful nom that was. One of his best as it didn’t go onto page 2 from just the original post itself, the verbose fucking moron. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: We don't need another spastic. Fuck no, we've got @William T.D. Stickers in that role 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: It's all clear now, Eric the Cuntwoman has homoerotic thoughts about me, sent me a random address to meet, then lost his bottle, Eric's in the closet and wants to bum me. Wrong, Eric doesn't want to bum you but I do. Essentially I want to shove my steel toe cap up the arse of your recently slaughtered corpse then set you on fire, put it out with my piss then set you on fire again. Everyone hates you and wants you dead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 12 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Haha nice one. The one i saw years back was presented like a japanese style gameshow though. lol Hilarious anecdote. Drink bleach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hilarious anecdote. Drink bleach Drink Domestos cretin... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hilarious anecdote. Drink bleach Go and wash your maggot dick in a deep fat fryer then afterwards shove your head in it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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