Guest King Rollo Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 I was just doing my homework, as set by Wizard, finding out the venery (collective nouns) for various animals. Some made obvious sense ... A crash of rhinos! A mischief of mice! Others were more obscure, I had to delve a little more deeply into Google's capacious vaults. For example, a murder of crows is a reference to the allusion that crows like to congregate at battle scenes and cemetaries. Albatross' collective nouns is a rookery. Initially I was quite disappointed ... being a mere breeding ground for avian life-forms, I thought this dull and unimaginative. However, Wikipedia has come to the rescue: "The term "rookery" was also borrowed as a name for dense slum housing." Such an interesting topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Despite your evident lunacy, I have to confess that I find your Rollo-isms quite amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Ape said: Despite your evident lunacy, I have to confess that I find your Rollo-isms quite amusing. Thank you Ape. I like your punchy style - I could learn a lot from you, you get straight to the point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 hours ago, King Rollo said: I was just doing my homework, as set by Wizard, finding out the venery (collective nouns) for various animals. Some made obvious sense ... A crash of rhinos! A mischief of mice! Others were more obscure, I had to delve a little more deeply into Google's capacious vaults. For example, a murder of crows is a reference to the allusion that crows like to congregate at battle scenes and cemetaries. Albatross' collective nouns is a rookery. Initially I was quite disappointed ... being a mere breeding ground for avian life-forms, I thought this dull and unimaginative. However, Wikipedia has come to the rescue: "The term "rookery" was also borrowed as a name for dense slum housing." Such an interesting topic! Perhaps more interesting a topic would be the funnier made up collective nouns such as a “Diagnosis of Doctors” or a “Misery of Undertakers”. You’re a boring cunt.Hopefully you’ll slip on some ice over the weekend and fall unconscious in minus temperatures and wake up with frozen genitalia requiring surgical removal. lol. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 59 minutes ago, Ape said: Despite your evident lunacy, I have to confess that I find your Rollo-isms quite amusing. How about a decrepitude of Tesco shoppers...... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: Perhaps more interesting a topic would be the funnier made up collective nouns such as a diagnosis of Doctors or a misery of Undertakers. You’re a boring cunt.Hopefully you’ll slip on some ice over the weekend and fall unconscious in minus temperatures and wake up with a frozen genitalia requiring surgical removal. lol. lol. Why not use “freezing temperatures” or “sub-zero temperatures”? Are you a retard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: How about a decrepitude of Tesco shoppers...... lol. Fuck off. A revulsion of Punkapes. A perversion of Punkapes. A delusion of Punkapes. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Why not use “freezing temperatures” or “sub-zero temperatures”? Are you a retard? It's obviously his public school education, Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Ape said: Why not use “freezing temperatures” or “sub-zero temperatures”? Are you a retard? Why take your clean shoes off to succumb to the working class social whims of the deluded ? I take no lessons from plebian Tesco shoppers with anorak hobbies. Why don’t you amuse yourself this afternoon by rolling naked in snowdrifts for several hours. Your minus body temperature upon death can be recorded at your post mortem and reported by the Coroner. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 A Twattery of Range Rover drivers? A Cuntitude of Golfers? A Cuntpool of poofs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Neil said: A Cuntitude of Golfers? A Bummery of Golfers? A Bumfuck of Golfers? A Turkish Bath House of Golfers? A Penetration of Golfers? A Spunk Dribble of Golfers? Bored now. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's obviously his public school education, Ape. That, and an almost superhuman stupidity. I’m convinced he’s about 14, is homosexual (shock horror) and spends all his pocket money on glossy magazines like Horse and Hound - the source of all his faux upperclass nonsense. He’s a ghastly little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Trumpton Bacon said: A Bummery of Golfers? The bummery is where they all converge after a round, to stick their cocks up each other’s arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Ape said: The bummery is where they all converge after a round, to stick their cocks up each other’s arses. Which is where Punkers awaits, arse agape to receive them all. He is the 18th. hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Why don’t you amuse yourself this afternoon by rolling naked in snowdrifts for several hours This says more about you than you know,why naked? clothing would make little difference in this case but it obviously satisies your homosexual needs knowing that a knob on view would heighten your enjoyment Fuck 'orf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 A whine of Wizzos, A slug of Stubbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 14 minutes ago, Neil said: This says more about you than you know,why naked? clothing would make little difference in this case but it obviously satisies your homosexual needs knowing that a knob on view would heighten your enjoyment Fuck 'orf Probably to do with lowering the body and core temperature quicker but you’re too dense and perverse to have considered that. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 A Dope pf Drewpies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Probably to do with lowering the body and core temperature quicker but you’re too dense and perverse to have considered that. lol. Wet clothes lower the core temperature quicker,do pay attention in class boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 57 minutes ago, Punkape said: Perhaps more interesting a topic would be the funnier made up collective nouns such as a diagnosis of Doctors or a misery of Undertakers. You’re a boring cunt.Hopefully you’ll slip on some ice over the weekend and fall unconscious in minus temperatures and wake up with frozen genitalia requiring surgical removal. lol. lol. Where as your repetitive, formulaic and deeply predictable responses are what? Interesting? Still, just to keep you happy, how about a perversion of Catholics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 52 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Where as your repetitive, formulaic and deeply predictable responses are what? Interesting? Still, just to keep you happy, how about a perversion of Catholics? More likely a salvation of Catholics..... A tediousness of Rollos..... lol. Get stuffed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Ape said: That, and an almost superhuman stupidity. I’m convinced he’s about 14, is homosexual (shock horror) and spends all his pocket money on glossy magazines like Horse and Hound - the source of all his faux upperclass nonsense. He’s a ghastly little cunt. Country life and Tatler are delivered to the estate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 A shower of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 'Collective Nuns', is that the one with Sylvia Kristel as Mother Superior, and Frank as a dildo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 43 minutes ago, Punkape said: Country life and Tatler are delivered to the estate. Of course they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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