Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 The bastard runt of the musical instrument litter, the Keytar. Mocked and ridiculed by real musicians, this absolute fucking ridiculous piece of shit still manages to draw talentless cunts, who couldn't manage a guitar to embarrass themselves publicly. Anybody found with one of these things is a cunt, and in immediate need of brutal and gory public execution. I give you, Jan Hammer and on the Keytar...at a tribute to Les Paul! The epitome of cuntishness. I want him dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Why not stick one up your rectum Whizz you boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 I had to put our pets in the other room before opening your predictable and excruciatingly tedious response, as the become quite nervous and feel compelled to choke on their own tongue. I'm sure many humans have the same reaction at every encounter with you. Please, take a pressure washer to your festering awful minge then overdose on tramadol. Nobody likes you. Even Frank wants you dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: The bastard runt of the musical instrument litter, the Keytar. Mocked and ridiculed by real musicians, this absolute fucking ridiculous piece of shit still manages to draw talentless cunts, who couldn't manage a guitar to embarrass themselves publicly. Anybody found with one of these things is a cunt, and in immediate need of brutal and gory public execution. I give you, Jan Hammer and on the Keytar...at a tribute to Les Paul! The epitome of cuntishness. I want him dead. Les Paul is already dead, wiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, scotty said: Les Paul is already dead, wiz. I'm out of likes Scotto...if I had one, it would be yours simply for reminding me to be more careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 29 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I had to put our pets in the other room before opening your predictable and excruciatingly tedious response, as the become quite nervous and feel compelled to choke on their own tongue. I'm sure many humans have the same reaction at every encounter with you. Please, take a pressure washer to your festering awful minge then overdose on tramadol. Nobody likes you. Even Frank wants you dead. Please go outside and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Please go outside and die. Lead the way you despicable scurrying verminous cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Didn't that cunt Nik Kershaw have on of these? Nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 6 hours ago, Neil said: Didn't that cunt Nik Kershaw have on of these? As did Howard Jones. Here he is playing it at Let's Rock Norwich! last year. How are the mighty fallen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 It seems to be an instrument that takes a lot of skill to play. Players of it are NOT cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The bastard runt of the musical instrument litter, the Keytar. Mocked and ridiculed by real musicians, this absolute fucking ridiculous piece of shit still manages to draw talentless cunts, who couldn't manage a guitar to embarrass themselves publicly. Anybody found with one of these things is a cunt, and in immediate need of brutal and gory public execution. I give you, Jan Hammer and on the Keytar...at a tribute to Les Paul! The epitome of cuntishness. I want him dead. It's just a keyboard with no legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The bastard runt of the musical instrument litter, the Keytar. Mocked and ridiculed by real musicians, this absolute fucking ridiculous piece of shit still manages to draw talentless cunts, who couldn't manage a guitar to embarrass themselves publicly. Anybody found with one of these things is a cunt, and in immediate need of brutal and gory public execution. I give you, Jan Hammer and on the Keytar...at a tribute to Les Paul! The epitome of cuntishness. I want him dead. Ah,Tony Soprano,I do miss him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's just a keyboard with no legs. Then a proper keyboard and play the fucking thing and don't act a cunt, thinking your a guitar legend on a child's toy instrument. They're all cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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