Jiggerycock Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 Rugby, Football, Tiddlywinks, it doesn't matter, the Scots are fucking pricks to lose to. No sooner has the final whistle gone and it's a mash up between Bannockburn, Braveheart, Jim Baxter in 1967 (when they as good as won the World Cup), renditions of the xenophobic 'Flower of Scotland' and Gavin Hastings cunting on like the boring, petty-minded prick he unashamedly is. ....and then they beat up Eddie Jones just to underline it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 Speaks to a major sense of national insecurity. Anything to get one over on the big boy. I think I remember reading that Glasgow sports shops often sell more Argentina football shirts than Scotland ones. And why? I doubt it’s the forlorn hope that Lionel Messi is a secret fan of the Haggis. I pity the McCunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 Never mind, after Brexit the Scotch cunts can fuck off and join the EU Slugs rugby team, the British Lions will be well rid of the whining jimmy Krankie, ginger cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 47 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Rugby, Football, Tiddlywinks, it doesn't matter, the Scots are fucking pricks to lose to. No sooner has the final whistle gone and it's a mash up between Bannockburn, Braveheart, Jim Baxter in 1967 (when they as good as won the World Cup), renditions of the xenophobic 'Flower of Scotland' and Gavin Hastings cunting on like the boring, petty-minded prick he unashamedly is. ....and then they beat up Eddie Jones just to underline it I watched the game and the sweaties won because the English were fucking hopeless. That's the only way they'll ever beat England at anything. Except curling but that's for cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 56 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I watched the game and the sweaties won because the English were fucking hopeless. That's the only way they'll ever beat England at anything. Except curling but that's for cunts. The reason was that welsh cunt in the middle,I would like to shit in his mouth. I think they're winning the obesity race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: ...and then they beat up Eddie Jones just to underline it He seems a bit of a pussy for a son of convicts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Rugby, Football, Tiddlywinks, it doesn't matter, the Scots are fucking pricks to lose to. GIRFUY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's the only way they'll ever beat England at anything GIRFUY too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I pity the McCunts. Droch chall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Droch chall. Is this Gay Lick, like that BBC Alba shite? Get it right fucking up ye too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: GIRFUY Oh Hooer o' Scotland, When will we see yer Clypes again, Who Cringed and Lived for, Westminster Bung and Big Ben? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Is this Gay Lick, like that BBC Alba shite? Get it right fucking up ye too. Scots Gaelic has fifty words for "loser" but none for "winner". Eskimos are cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: GIRFUY Why do so many of baws' posts end with me reaching for google? ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, scotty said: Why do so many of baws' posts end with me reaching for google? ffs. Because he's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 On 01/03/2018 at 10:33 AM, Jiggerycock said: Rugby, Football, Tiddlywinks, it doesn't matter, the Scots are fucking pricks to lose to. No sooner has the final whistle gone and it's a mash up between Bannockburn, Braveheart, Jim Baxter in 1967 (when they as good as won the World Cup), renditions of the xenophobic 'Flower of Scotland' and Gavin Hastings cunting on like the boring, petty-minded prick he unashamedly is. ....and then they beat up Eddie Jones just to underline it Shut your mouth, you whining English woofter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Rugby is fucking shite. Liked only by posh cunts, northerners, and those too fat to play football at school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: Rugby is fucking shite. Liked only by posh cunts, northerners, and those too fat to play football at school. What about faux-posh cunts that have an insatiable thirst for spunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Rugby is fucking shite. Liked only by posh cunts, northerners, and those too fat to play football at school. Football is 100% faggot shit. The lazy go-to resort of every fucking useless cunt who is too much of a cunt to fucking something or other. Have you stripes shaved on the sides of your head? Many of your pin ups do. Shame on you. Makes me fucking retch with anger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 15 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Football is 100% faggot shit. The lazy go-to resort of every fucking useless cunt who is too much of a cunt to fucking something or other. Have you stripes shaved on the sides of your head? Many of your pin ups do. Shame on you. Makes me fucking retch with anger. There is nothing more horrendously gay than a gaggle of humongous men wrestling each other to the ground and shoving into other humongous men until one falls face first into another ones ballbag. It's fucking disgracefully bent. End of discussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: There is nothing more horrendously gay than a gaggle of humongous men wrestling each other to the ground and shoving into other humongous men until one falls face first into another ones ballbag. It's fucking disgracefully bent. End of discussion. It’s better than rolling around crying, biting cunts, and later fucking other men in the showers. End of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: Rugby is fucking shite. Liked only by posh cunts, northerners, and those too fat to play football at school. I visited Norwich Cathedral last week decs. I noticed some wisps of white smoke coming up from the spire, and joked with the rector "I suppose that means you've found a new leader." He said "no, it means they've found another witch." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, scotty said: I visited Norwich Cathedral last week decs. I noticed some wisps of white smoke coming up from the spire, and joked with the rector "I suppose that means you've found a new leader." He said "no, it means they've found another witch." Let's hope it was fucking Delia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Let's hope it was fucking Delia. I like her caramelised red onion chutney. [insert euphemism waiver here] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 5 hours ago, Decimus said: There is nothing more horrendously gay than a gaggle of humongous men wrestling each other to the ground and shoving into other humongous men until one falls face first into another ones ballbag. It's fucking disgracefully bent. End of discussion. There is something even more horrendously gay: it's called american football, played by a gaggle of faggots in pink tights and helmets shoving into each other's tiny steroid cocks and shrivelled nuts in the name of sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 At least the sweaty sock football fans know how to celebrate with some class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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