Witheredscrote Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 (edited) His name will register with few members on here. He is the son of a God bothering father, a Welsh mother, and more worrying, a BBC Breakfast presenter. This morning, whilst reporting on your snow flurries, he said, at least 20 times, 'wrap up warm, and take extra care if you are driving'. What a condescending long streak of piss he really is. He fits in very well with Aunty Beeb, who just love dumbing down the U.K public, and wrapping them in cotton wool. This evening on French t.v, the presenter warned of 25mm of snow in our area ( that's 9" to Judge), no other comments, just a Gallic shrug. If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so. AND who the fuck styles Louise Minching's hair, Ape's mother? Edited February 28, 2018 by Witheredscrote this nom has been endorsed by Stubby & Punkers, so fuck off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 30 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: His name will register with few members on here. He is the son of a God bothering father, a Welsh mother, and more worrying, a BBC Breakfast presenter. This morning, whilst reporting on your snow flurries, he said, at least 20 times, 'wrap up warm, and take extra care if you are driving'. What a condescending long streak of piss he really is. He fits in very well with Aunty Beeb, who just love dumbing down the U.K public, and wrapping them in cotton wool. This evening on French t.v, the presenter warned of 25mm of snow in our area ( that's 9" to Judge), no other comments, just a Gallic shrug. If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so. AND who the fuck styles Louise Minching's hair, Ape's mother? An utterly shit nom, with a reference to my mother. You’re pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 25mm is less than 2 inches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 43 minutes ago, Ape said: An utterly shit nom, with a reference to my mother. You’re pathetic. And a reference to my winkle. Dirty fucking French homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 32 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: 25mm is less than 2 inches. Yeah that’s about the size of his French Horn. Nobody ever plays it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Yeah that’s about the size of his French Horn. Nobody ever plays it though. Someone does .. a Dutch hunchback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 That Minching is a sycophantic shitcunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: His name will register with few members on here. He is the son of a God bothering father, a Welsh mother, and more worrying, a BBC Breakfast presenter. This morning, whilst reporting on your snow flurries, he said, at least 20 times, 'wrap up warm, and take extra care if you are driving'. What a condescending long streak of piss he really is. He fits in very well with Aunty Beeb, who just love dumbing down the U.K public, and wrapping them in cotton wool. This evening on French t.v, the presenter warned of 25mm of snow in our area ( that's 9" to Judge), no other comments, just a Gallic shrug. If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so. AND who the fuck styles Louise Minching's hair, Ape's mother? Did you have an interpreter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 Maybe it's my imagination, but I suspect he fancies the pants off Louise Minchin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 Back on track, I have to agree. I get pissed off when we get told by some cunt on the telly how to fucking dress and act in cold weather. The same when it's hot "remember to drink plenty of fluids", no fucking shit! I didn't know I would dehydrate if I don't drink enough fluid, thanks for telling me. And while we're on weather, why do cunts have to send in photos of the field at the back of their house, covered in snow? I know what a field looks like and I know what snow looks like therefore; I know what a fucking field covered in fucking snow looks like. Fuck off with your photos. Reinhard Hydrich was a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Maybe it's my imagination, but I suspect he fancies the pants off Louise Minchin. I suspect he fancies Louise Minchin's pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: His name will register with few members on here. He is the son of a God bothering father, a Welsh mother, and more worrying, a BBC Breakfast presenter. This morning, whilst reporting on your snow flurries, he said, at least 20 times, 'wrap up warm, and take extra care if you are driving'. What a condescending long streak of piss he really is. He fits in very well with Aunty Beeb, who just love dumbing down the U.K public, and wrapping them in cotton wool. This evening on French t.v, the presenter warned of 25mm of snow in our area ( that's 9" to Judge), no other comments, just a Gallic shrug. If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so. AND who the fuck styles Louise Minching's hair, Ape's mother? Reported for abusing Ape’s mother... Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for abusing Ape’s mother... Cretin. You don't have many redeeming features, Punky, but you can be a bit of an overzealous traffic warden when it comes to the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 45 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Did you have an interpreter? Rollo, do you suspect google translate at work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Rollo, do you suspect google translate at work? GG, do you enjoy stirring the pot? If so, Cook might have a job for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: And a reference to my winkle. Dirty fucking French homo. Mine has retreated into my body because of the cold too and appears to be a similar size. As Dr Christian says, "There's no shame, we're all the same" Except Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so. Agreed. You can’t even kill yourself in mph or wear clothes like a self respecting Englishman so fucking die Frenchie and make it soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: 25mm is less than 2 inches. 25mm is actually less than one inch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Rick_B said: Maybe it's my imagination, but I suspect he fancies the pants off Louise Minchin. I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: His name will register with few members on here. He is the son of a God bothering father, a Welsh mother, and more worrying, a BBC Breakfast presenter. This morning, whilst reporting on your snow flurries, he said, at least 20 times, 'wrap up warm, and take extra care if you are driving'. What a condescending long streak of piss he really is. He fits in very well with Aunty Beeb, who just love dumbing down the U.K public, and wrapping them in cotton wool. This evening on French t.v, the presenter warned of 25mm of snow in our area ( that's 9" to Judge), no other comments, just a Gallic shrug. If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so. AND who the fuck styles Louise Minching's hair, Ape's mother? I think he's a very competent presenter. So what about his parents' (and his) beliefs and origin? Also Ms Minchin is a very competent presenter and very attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 9 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: His name will register with few members on here. He is the son of a God bothering father, a Welsh mother, and more worrying, a BBC Breakfast presenter. This morning, whilst reporting on your snow flurries, he said, at least 20 times, 'wrap up warm, and take extra care if you are driving'. What a condescending long streak of piss he really is. He fits in very well with Aunty Beeb, who just love dumbing down the U.K public, and wrapping them in cotton wool. This evening on French t.v, the presenter warned of 25mm of snow in our area ( that's 9" to Judge), no other comments, just a Gallic shrug. If I were to go out tonight, naked, drive my car at 150kmh into a wall, that's my prerogative, and it wouldn't get a mention. Quite rightly so. AND who the fuck styles Louise Minching's hair, Ape's mother? WOW! He's not there this morning, I wonder after reading your post/nom maybe the BBC have sacked him? The beautiful Louise is presenting, ahhhhhhhhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 Do they still have Carol McFuck - her with the enormous rack and the cloyingly twee presenting style - doing the weather? Forever rabbiting on about 'spits and spots of rain' like a kindergarten teacher with delusions of adequacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Albert Ross said: 25mm is actually less than one inch. Thought that it was slightly more .. does this mean that @Witheredscrote is a 9" tall midget? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Agreed. You can’t even kill yourself in mph or wear clothes like a self respecting Englishman so fucking die Frenchie and make it soon. It's a well known fact that it's impossible to kill yourself using the KPH system. Same with measurements, when was last time you heard of someone being stabbed to death with a 15.27cm kitchen knife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's a well known fact that it's impossible to kill yourself using the KPH system. Same with measurements, when was last time you heard of someone being stabbed to death with a 15.27cm kitchen knife? Roll on the day when we at last get rid of all this EU infringements of our imperial system , get back to blue passports , banish driver only buses and trains and make Green Flash the only permissible choice of school PE footwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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