scotty Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 If proof were needed that the BBC has a quota of "unfunny female lesbians from inside the UK but outside of England" to fill, this hideous scottish midget provides it in spades. Everything about her grates on me like 80 grit sandpaper. The way she repeatedly refers to her "wife", the word spat aggressively out through gritted teeth as if daring the listener to argue the point, the continuous references to her law degree, her general lack of any kind of comedic value..... @Rev and @Cuntybaws, over to you. Defend your country and disown this waste of oxygen forthwith. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, scotty said: If proof were needed that the BBC has a quota of "unfunny female lesbians from inside the UK but outside of England" to fill, this hideous scottish midget provides it in spades. Everything about her grates on me like 80 grit sandpaper. The way she repeatedly refers to her "wife", the word spat aggressively out through gritted teeth as if daring the listener to argue the point, the continuous references to her law degree, her general lack of any kind of comedic value..... @Rev and @Cuntybaws, over to you. Defend your country and disown this waste of oxygen forthwith. Perhaps bender could go to work on her with his cleverly named “spine ripper”? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 38 minutes ago, scotty said: If proof were needed that the BBC has a quota of "unfunny female lesbians from inside the UK but outside of England" to fill, this hideous scottish midget provides it in spades. Everything about her grates on me like 80 grit sandpaper. The way she repeatedly refers to her "wife", the word spat aggressively out through gritted teeth as if daring the listener to argue the point, the continuous references to her law degree, her general lack of any kind of comedic value..... @Rev and @Cuntybaws, over to you. Defend your country and disown this waste of oxygen forthwith. Apparently the rug muncher spent much of her teens self harming and sloshing down paracetamol with her Irn Bru, and has written of her gratitude to the NHS. Pity she wasn’t bolder with the dose. The bitch should be strapped to an Edinburgh Castle battlement and forced to take Mons Meg vaginally until she agrees never to tell another joke in public. That narky twang in her voice demands a laryngectomy with a jigsaw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, scotty said: @Rev and @Cuntybaws, over to you. Defend your country and disown this waste of oxygen forthwith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 I fucking hate the BBC and it's bender box ticking exercises. They are fervently insistent on inflicting all manner of sexual deviants upon the general public under the dubious guise of comedy. Same with ethnic minorities. Lenny fucking Henry, Stephen K. Amos, Shappi Pakisandi, and Richard cunting Blackwood. They'll put any cunt on the telly as long as they've got a tan and a repertoire of knock knock jokes. And when will they get it into their thick fucking skulls that women aren't funny. Get them off of my fucking screen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, scotty said: If proof were needed that the BBC has a quota of "unfunny female lesbians from inside the UK but outside of England" to fill, this hideous scottish midget provides it in spades. Everything about her grates on me like 80 grit sandpaper. The way she repeatedly refers to her "wife", the word spat aggressively out through gritted teeth as if daring the listener to argue the point, the continuous references to her law degree, her general lack of any kind of comedic value..... @Rev and @Cuntybaws, over to you. Defend your country and disown this waste of oxygen forthwith. Grotto, there's hordes of these stumpy humour slayers massing at our northern border. Disguised as men or even highland cattle, the chowder slurping gorgons are all vying for a slot (see what I did there?) on Sassenach TV 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 What a boring unfunny cuntbreed, must be a relation of Lady P. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG9kuUw1ssE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: I fucking hate the BBC and it's bender box ticking exercises. They are fervently insistent on inflicting all manner of sexual deviants upon the general public under the dubious guise of comedy. Same with ethnic minorities. Lenny fucking Henry, Stephen K. Amos, Shappi Pakisandi, and Richard cunting Blackwood. They'll put any cunt on the telly as long as they've got a tan and a repertoire of knock knock jokes. And when will they get it into their thick fucking skulls that women aren't funny. Get them off of my fucking screen. I blame Alan Yentob, the man who looks like the inspiration for the caricaturists who drew the propaganda cartoons for Hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Posh parents. Tick Posh public school Tick Barbarian ethnic. Tick Sexual deviant. Tick SNP Tick Remoaner bitch Tick Funny? N/A Ideal Brussels Broadcasting material Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Grotto, there's hordes of these stumpy humour slayers massing at our northern border. Disguised as men or even highland cattle, the chowder slurping gorgons are all vying for a slot (see what I did there?) on Sassenach TV What are your thoughts on another civil war, ratty? Would those grounds justify it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I fucking hate the BBC and it's bender box ticking exercises. They are fervently insistent on inflicting all manner of sexual deviants upon the general public under the dubious guise of comedy. Same with ethnic minorities. Lenny fucking Henry, Stephen K. Amos, Shappi Pakisandi, and Richard cunting Blackwood. They'll put any cunt on the telly as long as they've got a tan and a repertoire of knock knock jokes. And when will they get it into their thick fucking skulls that women aren't funny. Get them off of my fucking screen. Agreed D, you're still a Norfolk spastic though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 Never heard of her. But going by the description of her comedic '"talent", I bet the lefty students and middle class cunts piss themselves laughing at her gigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never heard of her. But going by the description of her comedic '"talent", I bet the lefty students and middle class cunts piss themselves laughing at her gigs. Hadn't heard of her either so I just googled her. She looks like a Down syndrome Jimmy Krankie on Fluoxetine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 31 minutes ago, scotty said: What are your thoughts on another civil war, ratty? Would those grounds justify it? Any war is good Scotty. Best start with Liverpool though eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 I had to google the cunt, now the pain on the wall has peeled away. I want her/IT dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I had to google the cunt, now the pain on the wall has peeled away. I want her/IT dead. Don't forget, you hated the chuckle brothers the first time you watched chuckle vision. Give her another chance before writing her off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never heard of her. But going by the description of her comedic '"talent", I bet the lefty students and middle class cunts piss themselves laughing at her gigs. She's all over R4 like a tiny scottish rash, gypps. I bet she's also lined up for bake off or strictly as well so brace yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never heard of her. But going by the description of her comedic '"talent", I bet the lefty students and middle class cunts piss themselves laughing at her gigs. ...when they're not munching each others rugs or playing hide the sausage with their 'husband'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 It baffles me how these individuals earn any sort of living entertaining people...on the basis that they are simply not entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never heard of her. But going by the description of her comedic '"talent", I bet the lefty students and middle class cunts piss themselves laughing at her gigs. I bet that she only performs in front of quasi upper class righties like Punker's and I bet that he giggles his tits off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 Euurrgghhh - now there's vomit in my mouth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Euurrgghhh - now there's vomit in my mouth! My god! The next time any of you dirty bastards are jerking off to lezzie porn.........this is the reality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 6 hours ago, scotty said: She's all over R4 like a tiny scottish rash, gypps. I bet she's also lined up for bake off or strictly as well so brace yourself. Don't watch any of that shite so doesn't effect me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 6 hours ago, scotty said: I bet she's also lined up for bake off or strictly as well so brace yourself. She's already been on Strictly, the horrid little chunky-thighed Betty Boop wannabe.. Euurrgghhh - now there's vomit everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 15 hours ago, scotty said: If proof were needed that the BBC has a quota of "unfunny female lesbians from inside the UK but outside of England" to fill, this hideous scottish midget provides it in spades. Everything about her grates on me like 80 grit sandpaper. The way she repeatedly refers to her "wife", the word spat aggressively out through gritted teeth as if daring the listener to argue the point, the continuous references to her law degree, her general lack of any kind of comedic value..... @Rev and @Cuntybaws, over to you. Defend your country and disown this waste of oxygen forthwith. Yes I think I remember this "comedienne! from have I got news for you or some such show. She bears a canny resemblance to that woman who used to play Waynetta Slob with Harry Enfield, its fair to say that Waynetta would be considered the tidy one if they ever went out together . And you say she bats for the other side as well which is not helpful at all. On the beer goggle scale, I am afraid she is off the scale and on the comedy side she is about as funny as our Bert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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