Jake The Muss Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 what sort of utter fucking retard fails to notice a double decker bus or 44 ton lorry approaching as they attempt to cross the road? People who are Blind & Deaf...and the Stupid..plenty of the latter on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Just now, Fender777 said: what sort of utter fucking retard fails to notice a double decker bus or 44 ton lorry approaching as they attempt to cross the road? People who are Blind & Deaf...and the Stupid..plenty of the latter on here A Rabbi down our road dropped 2p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: A Rabbi down our road dropped 2p Did he hit his fucking great big shonker on the pavement picking it up..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Don't do it,you'll be part of the human centipede before you know it,I believe someone called Bill is at the back end currently absolutely chock full of shit. Fuck, that's quite a warning ..... I'll make sure I get clarification on my position in the centipede before I make my decision then. Cheers for the heads up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Fender777 said: Did he hit his fucking great big shonker on the pavement picking it up..? no but he failed to notice all the carnival floats that subsequently ran him over. I was on the 60s abortion themed float. We blew up a load of pink marigolds, painted little faces on them and pulled them out of a fat sex doll. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: no but he failed to notice all the carnival floats that subsequently ran him over. I was on the 60s abortion themed float. We blew up a load of pink marigolds, painted little faces on them and pulled them out of a fat sex doll. Well, it had to be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: I don't expect I ever will, but if for argument's sake I was measuring shit, I fail to see how any of it could end up on your chest. I guess there could be a catastrophic failure of the retractable tape measure you were using, sending the end flailing through the shit and showering my big titties with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 21 minutes ago, ratcum said: no but he failed to notice all the carnival floats that subsequently ran him over. I was on the 60s abortion themed float. We blew up a load of pink marigolds, painted little faces on them and pulled them out of a fat sex doll. I hope some of the marigolds had extra short fingers, ensuring that the thalidomide babies were represented. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hope some of the marigolds had extra short fingers, ensuring that the thalidomide babies were represented. Heard about the thalidomide porn star, eric? He had an arm like a baby's cock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Just now, scotty said: Heard about the thalidomide porn star, eric? He had an arm like a baby's cock. Out of likes. Sickipedia gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hope some of the marigolds had extra short fingers, ensuring that the thalidomide babies were represented. fuck me that's qualitah Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Mingmongmaniac said: I guess there could be a catastrophic failure of the retractable tape measure you were using, sending the end flailing through the shit and showering my big titties with it? That would do it. You mad cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: fuck me that's qualitah Authoritah It would be difficult to recreate at the Notting Hill carnival Ratty, sure, brown sex dolls are available, but you try finding brown marigolds. Racist cleaning products. I wonder if Elastoplast is now available in a spectrum of browns and yellows, or if they just stopped printing 'flesh coloured' on the box like they used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 4 hours ago, luke swarm said: Mong ! Del, pussy's in the well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 Eric..Scotty...I'm out of likes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 Im not Scottish or the sole driver of my bin lorry rest assured if you walked into our paths you'll be buried deeper than Madeline in some landfill of no disclosed location... sorry frank.... cough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 You don't hear much these days of those ghastly kind of accidents where a trunnion collapses and a lurry's wheel rolls off along the middle lane of the M42 killing hundreds of people in its wake. Are trunnions less prone to failure these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 20 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You don't hear much these days of those ghastly kind of accidents where a trunnion collapses and a lurry's wheel rolls off along the middle lane of the M42 killing hundreds of people in its wake. Are trunnions less prone to failure these days? It was common in Morris Minors, but as there are only a few on the road these days, that's why we don't hear of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 I was once in the front cab of a Class 87 when it hit a cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 17 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I was once in the front cab of a Class 87 when it hit a cow. A dreadful accident which could have been avoided if you hadn’t been sucking the driver off. Pay your fare like everybody else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 35 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I was once in the front cab of a Class 87 when it hit a cow. what was your mum doing there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Eric..Scotty...I'm out of likes! bisque slapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: what was your mum doing there? Bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 35 minutes ago, judgetwi said: A dreadful accident which could have been avoided if you hadn’t been sucking the driver off. Pay your fare like everybody else. CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 20 minutes ago, ratcum said: what was your mum doing there? A bit beneath you to be doing “your mum” gags Herr Oberst. Also very reportable but i’m not a big fan of the Gestapo as you know. Anyway, what do you care about trains?.........as long as they’re running east. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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