Guest Gronda Gronda Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 On 02/03/2018 at 11:35 AM, King Rollo said: As long as the air is fresh, the cloud of flies disperses and the reek of marmite-marinaded kippers subsides, I'll take it on trust. Last time Wizard inspected up there, though armed with Jamie's magic torch and a canary, he disappeared for a month. Was totally delirious when he finally fell out, kept muttering gibberish about pot-holing in Cheddar Gorge. Canary and torch never seen again - Jamie and Wordsworth were really cross. He also looked like he'd just lost a fight with Slimer from Ghostbusters. I think I'll give it a miss... Did he mention anything about light aircraft or hamburger stands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Just now, Gronda Gronda said: Did he mention anything about light aircraft or hamburger stands? You are confusing Cook with Joan Crawford. Wizard and Joan Crawford fell out years ago. She took offence when he said "No fuckin' hamburgers, just hamburger stands!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 41 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'd prefer sucking up to Roops over Punkape, Frank or Pen. Sucking up has a completely different vibe to it with that lot. I bet all your fellow patients think you’re a nasty inmate...... lol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: I bet all your fellow patients think you’re a nasty inmate...... lol. lol. If any one cunt knows about being an inmate, it's you Punky! Of course, your exploits at finding new ways to "accidentally" drop the soap are now a matter of cooler lore.... fuck off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: If any one cunt knows about being an inmate, it's you Punky! Of course, your exploits at finding new ways to "accidentally" drop the soap are now a matter of cooler lore.... fuck off lol More gay drivel talk from our resident bum bandit “expert”.... lol. Sod off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: More gay drivel talk from our resident bum bandit “expert”.... lol. Sod off... I was so hoping you'd rebut with a bible verse you googled while watching a gay porn clip an hamster in church. How is your application to become a priest coming along, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 5 hours ago, Punkape said: More gay drivel talk from our resident bum bandit “expert”.... lol. Sod off... You are the resident bandit - everyone knows so. Everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 5 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You are the resident bandit - everyone knows so. Everyone. I campaign against depravity and you pathetically try to tar me as a perpetrator and accomplice to such filth. You’re a desperate disgrace and a gay quisling with a myriad of diseases. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nobody does, but he's far and away the funniest cunt here. Last weeks abortion themed carnival float was particularly good "we'd blow up pink marigolds, draw little faces on them and pull them out of a fat sex doll".. fucking comic genius. Get him to tell you about 'Foetus Feet'. Sitting in a quiet bar in Theresa Town, Budapest, and they play this. I’m thinking of you, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 34 minutes ago, Frank said: Sitting in a quiet bar in Theresa Town, Budapest, and they play this. I’m thinking of you, Eric. Hello Frank... Has prep improved your social life ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Sitting in a quiet bar in Theresa Town, Budapest, and they play this. I’m thinking of you, Eric. Hi Frank! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 11 hours ago, Frank said: Sitting in a quiet bar in Theresa Town, Budapest, and they play this. I’m thinking of you, Eric. Is that the only gay bar in Hungary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 20 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Is that the only gay bar in Hungary? It's the only one equipped with drip feeds, alfie. Shouldn't be long now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 14 hours ago, Punkape said: I campaign against depravity and you pathetically try to tar me as a perpetrator and accomplice to such filth. You’re a desperate disgrace and a gay quisling with a myriad of diseases. Fuck off. You campaign against it, by swallowing pints of foreign semen: an unusual approach. You fuck off. Gayboy. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 14 hours ago, Frank said: Sitting in a quiet bar in Theresa Town, Budapest, and they play this. I’m thinking of you, Eric. Are you drinking any of that gloopy, sour shit they all seem to love so much ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 @Albert Ross, I notice you've resorted to the unimaginative tactic of hitting the 'cunt' button on any posts of mine that you can find. Is it the colour scheme of the displayed icon that appeals to you? Presumably it reminds you of the 'rage pictures' that you draw with your red and black crayons. Let's have some of your newly created ID, we're all waiting for Erica to show her face and bore us to tears with your dreary attempts at humour, delivered by the most transparent multi in corner history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Albert Ross, I notice you've resorted to the unimaginative tactic of hitting the 'cunt' button on any posts of mine that you can find. Is it the colour scheme of the displayed icon that appeals to you? Presumably it reminds you of the 'rage pictures' that you draw with your red and black crayons. Let's have some of your newly created ID, we're all waiting for Erica to show her face and bore us to tears with your dreary attempts at humour, delivered by the most transparent multi in corner history. He’s under your skin, eric, no need to be so hasty in pushing for his demise. Patience is a virtue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Albert Ross, I notice you've resorted to the unimaginative tactic of hitting the 'cunt' button on any posts of mine that you can find. Is it the colour scheme of the displayed icon that appeals to you? Presumably it reminds you of the 'rage pictures' that you draw with your red and black crayons. Let's have some of your newly created ID, we're all waiting for Erica to show her face and bore us to tears with your dreary attempts at humour, delivered by the most transparent multi in corner history. Very quick on the uptake, it's for none of your imagined reasons, it's simply because you're a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Very quick on the uptake, it's for none of your imagined reasons, it's simply because you're a cunt. It is Cunts Corner Albert. We all accepted our designation upon joining up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Really? Thanks so much for pointing it out to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Albert Ross, I notice you've resorted to the unimaginative tactic of hitting the 'cunt' button on any posts of mine that you can find. You needn't feel so lucky Eric! It's not just you he's lavishing this compliment on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 8 minutes ago, King Rollo said: You needn't feel so lucky Eric! It's not just you he's lavishing this compliment on! It's his favourite thing, frantically jabbing away at it like an overexcited downs child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It's his favourite thing, frantically jabbing away at it like an overexcited downs child. Are we still talking about the "cunt" button? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 On 01/03/2018 at 1:58 PM, William T.D. Stickers said: The Open Corner has died a death, Frank is nowhere to be seen, and baltic conditions ravage the country. The Forum needs a hero. Who arrives to save the day? An uneducated, raving conspiracy theorist telling us its all a load of bollocks. Can I ask what qualifies you to make such a bold statement? You should go to a dog food factory and throw yourself into one of the giant mincing machines.....to be gradually dispersed onto pavements all over the Uk. 🇬🇧 Lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 49 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should go to a dog food factory and throw yourself into one of the giant mincing machines.....to be gradually dispersed onto pavements all over the Uk. 🇬🇧 Lol. That's pretty inventive punkers, credit where it's due. Judging by his foray into the gay domain, I doubt Bill will have a problem with the "mincing" bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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