ratcum Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 18 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Was that Sammy Davis Jewnior? possibly the funniest thing you've ever said ...but still shit compared to Rothers' online suicide or Jewdy's last meltdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: The Open Corner has died a death, Frank is nowhere to be seen, and baltic conditions ravage the country. The Forum needs a hero. Who arrives to save the day? An uneducated, raving conspiracy theorist telling us its all a load of bollocks. Can I ask what qualifies you to make such a bold statement? Jewdy's in denial Bill. He refuses to face up the fact that his cockney ancestors were totally black, until Arabs arrived with white genes. I hear he's even throwing out his reggae albums. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 57 minutes ago, ratcum said: possibly the funniest thing you've ever said ...but still shit compared to Rothers' online suicide or Jewdy's last meltdown What are your thoughts about the Basque people .. I do suspect that Jewdi is the sort of cunt who would be Rhesus negative by choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 11 hours ago, White van man said: Was going to go to work, then this cunt came along. At least i tried. Your council really must do something about the strays and vagrants. Really! Next, you'll have immigrant killer poofs pretending to be golf sophisticants turning up. If I'm honest, I'd rather take my chances with the bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your council really must do something about the strays and vagrants. Really! Next, you'll have immigrant killer poofs pretending to be golf sophisticants turning up. If I'm honest, I'd rather take my chances with the bear. The bear would need a reinforced condom if you turned up..... lol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: The bear would need a reinforced condom if you turned up..... lol. lol. At least it would be protected, and HE would be on the giving side. You turn up, the poor cunt not only gets it bare and dry, but a whole new strain of AIDS whilst being forced to endure Tainted Love on replay! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 Spunker's 10, Whizz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Spunker's 10, Whizz 0 Today is the day you re-insert your head up his arse then, Pen! Enjoy the view. I hope you asphyxiate in there, you stupid crusted minge old whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 26 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Today is the day you re-insert your head up his arse then, Pen! Enjoy the view. I hope you asphyxiate in there, you stupid crusted minge old whore. Punker 30, Whizz minus 100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Punker 30, Whizz minus 100 Be sure to clean his colon with your tongue, Pen. You wouldn't want to miss a single kernel of undigested corn and white sauce. Stupid fucking cunt. Just die, won't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Punker 30, Whizz minus 100 Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Lol. Potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: Lol. 'The Beast from the East' must have a very different meaning for you than the rest of us. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 28 minutes ago, Punkape said: Lol. Whizz's head is now so far down the hole that he can see right up a Wallaby's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'The Beast from the East' must have a very different meaning for you than the rest of us. Lol. It’s a 12” Russian-made barbed dildo he uses to shred his already tattered arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Ape said: It’s a 12” Russian-made barbed dildo he uses to shred his already tattered arse. Do you take your shoes off before you go into an Ann Summers shop ? Lol. 😆 😝 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you take your shoes off before you go into an Ann Summers shop ? Lol. 😆 😝 You fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you take your shoes off before you go into an Ann Summers shop ? Lol. 😆 😝 Brilliant but I am taking 1000 more points off Whizz .. he's now right up Malcom Turnbull's rectum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you take your shoes off before you go into an Ann Summers shop ? Lol. 😆 😝 10 minutes ago, Ape said: You fucking wanker. Never mind your virtual cum swapping lads- back on topic- here's hoping @Lady Penelopes heating fails tonight and she slips into hyperthermic unconsciousness in the wee hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 11 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Pop Quiz people: what’s the difference between climate and weather? A free gallon of heating oil to the winner. A free gallon of Michael Winner to the loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Potato. I'm thinking of making a film about Ann Widdecombe's fanny infection Wizzo. I reckon "THE YEAST FROM THE BEAST" will capture the pubic's mood at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm thinking of making a film about Ann Widdecombe's fanny infection Wizzo. I reckon "THE YEAST FROM THE BEAST" will capture the pubic's mood at the moment Cook had a nasty bout of this. I am a bit suspicious about the bread she produced this morning ... a bit "marmitey"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 40 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind your virtual cum swapping lads- back on topic- here's hoping @Lady Penelopes heating fails tonight and she slips into hyperthermic unconsciousness in the wee hours Hyperthermia or hypothermia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 I sometimes have to go for a wee in the wee hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 21 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm thinking of making a film about Ann Widdecombe's fanny infection Wizzo. I reckon "THE YEAST FROM THE BEAST" will capture the pubic's mood at the moment Do be careful, Ratters. her gaze alone could turn men to stone, and make any bread dough a sourdough. She would have stiff competition from Pen in the infected fanny race, but would inevitably win out, because she wouldn't be caught up Punky's arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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