Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 10 minutes ago, luke swarm said: its ratshite. don't try and understand it Quince, I have tried and failed even with the aid of superstrength cider. Wasn't there some cunts in the former supermarket by Bushbury Junction (opposite side of the line from the Badyear tyre factory) doing something like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 17 hours ago, ratcum said: I've come up with a new martial art CB. It's a fusion of ancient Japanese sword fighting and misplaced womb linings. Kendometriosis. Klass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: its ratshite. don't try and understand it Quince, I have tried and failed even with the aid of superstrength cider. I’m not totally sure about that rat cunt, to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 16 hours ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Hold on Rats, in the true spirit of "freestyling", you might even get pricked in the roundhouse. My other martial art is Lung Fu. You are armed with a freshly excised cows lung, although can revert to a chicken for close in work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 3 hours ago, ratcum said: My other martial art is Lung Fu. You are armed with a freshly excised cows lung, although can revert to a chicken for close in work We have so much more to learn from the oriental types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: We have so much more to learn from the oriental types. agreed, now matter how hard I try, my homemade chicken fried rice always sticks together in a huge glutinous uneatable mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: agreed, now matter how hard I try, my homemade chicken fried rice always sticks together in a huge glutinous uneatable mess. That's because the cunning and inscrutable owners of Chinese restaurants use a secret ingredient in all of the dishes they serve to us round-eyed devils which prevents agglutination. It's spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: That's because the cunning and inscrutable owners of Chinese restaurants use a secret ingredient in all of the dishes they serve to us round-eyed devils which prevents agglutination. It's spunk. You cunt. I was just perusing how best to leverage the coagulated spunk angle. Stubby wouldn't have dithered so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Interesting. Tell me about your school days. Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: You cunt. I was just perusing how best to leverage the coagulated spunk angle. Stubby wouldn't have dithered so much. I did consider using the word concoction to describe my fried rice concoction but thought that would make it too easy Trumpy. Glad my open invitation for further discourse was taken up so speedily by Baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I did consider using the word concoction to describe my fried rice concoction but thought that would make it too easy Trumpy. Glad my open invitation for further discourse was taken up so speedily by Baws. Occasional vacillation has always been an Achilles heel for me Luke. I'm hoping the Government will eventually recognise my debilitating condition and make a support network and cash available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 29 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: We have so much more to learn from the oriental types. Yeah, like how to see clearly through a diffraction grating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 33 minutes ago, luke swarm said: agreed, now matter how hard I try, my homemade chicken fried rice always sticks together in a huge glutinous uneatable mess. Bit like endometriosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bit like endometriosis. just googled that Gyps, is there any cure and are you coping with it ok my dear. I hope this is not a sad ruse to garner sympathy like some of the fictional cancer afflicted cunts on this site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 Just now, luke swarm said: just googled that Gyps, is there any cure and are you coping with it ok my dear. I hope this is not a sad ruse to garner sympathy like some of the fictional cancer afflicted cunts on this site I don't do sympathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bit like endometriosis. Good one. Consider yourself Black Cunt 7th Fan Gypo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't do sympathy. stop your whining you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: stop your whining you. How was the clinic ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 10 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I’m not totally sure about that rat cunt, to be honest. I am. He’s David fucking Irving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 On 24 February 2018 at 6:56 PM, Trumpton Bacon said: You cunt. I was just perusing how best to leverage the coagulated spunk angle. Stubby wouldn't have dithered so much. Thanks bugger lugs, glad to see my withering attacks on punkape from back in the day weren't completely wasted. You do know you're not allowed to say poof or chinky anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Thanks bugger lugs, glad to see my withering attacks on punkape from back in the day weren't completely wasted. You do know you're not allowed to say poof or chinky anymore? It's widely acknowledged throughout the corner that in matters of ejaculates and their myriad of states and applications, that you are indeed the resident authority. Keep up the good work. Being as I'm not acquainted with any Oriental types, homosexuals, or any conglomeration of the two, I don't believe I shall be unduly inconvenienced by such a rule. Should the need arise, I'm sure I'll be able to communicate in a disparaging fashion without difficulty. Good evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 15 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: It's widely acknowledged throughout the corner that in matters of ejaculates and their myriad of states and applications, that you are indeed the resident authority. Keep up the good work. Being as I'm not acquainted with any Oriental types, homosexuals, or any conglomeration of the two, I don't believe I shall be unduly inconvenienced by such a rule. Should the need arise, I'm sure I'll be able to communicate in a disparaging fashion without difficulty. Good evening. He’s a depravity junkie. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: He’s a depravity junkie. lol. You are a jizz junkie! Worry not spunkmonkey, Pen has crawled back up your arse for the monthly scraping and licking of dried jizz from your cavernous arse. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You are a jizz junkie! Worry not spunkmonkey, Pen has crawled back up your arse for the monthly scraping and licking of dried jizz from your cavernous arse. lol lol Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: Pervert. Spunker's 90, Whizz minus 300 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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