Guest judgetwi Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 3 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm also donating all my old condoms to Oxfam So it’s not just tattooed lamp shades you collect Herr Oberst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 3 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm going to ask Admin to donate all my 'likes' to a little brown child in Africa. Apparently they'll write to me and I can have a stuffed toy model of them too. You also get updates like: my first malaria my first amputation etc. Racist. I suppose a little black child isn't good enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'll remind you that ungentlemanly conduct on these pages is the refuge of the scoundrel and the weak. I suggest leaving family out of it, real or otherwise, in your future missives sent in my direction. If I can manage it, then so can you... Dogs aren’t actually family Stubby, if you see what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 9 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm also donating all my old condoms to Oxfam I don't think they'll be able to use them with your dried shit on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 29 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I don't think they'll be able to use them with your dried shit on them. Are you suggesting that Ratters had extracted them from his own arse? Surely that can't be right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 15 minutes ago, r-soles said: Are you suggesting that Ratters had extracted them from his own arse? Surely that can't be right. That's a theory I hadn't considered. I was merely suggesting rats aren't the most hygienic of creatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: the eventual spunk donor will shoot their Aids invested load into the arse of his fellow bender which will then be farted into the surrogate cunt. Or felched and spat in. Probably. The only way to get Tom to splurge up her cunt was to get his husband to shit in her cunt first,apparently the 'familiarity' helped him maintain a hard on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Neil said: The only way to get Tom to splurge up her cunt was to get his husband to shit in her cunt first,apparently the 'familiarity' helped him maintain a hard on. Enduring image. I’ve just seen my breakfast again you filthy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, Neil said: The only way to get Tom to splurge up her cunt was to get his husband to shit in her cunt first,apparently the 'familiarity' helped him maintain a hard on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 The transgender bollocks is over my red line, let alone a lactating man. Having said that, the spironolactone and domperidone used on this man are safe to take if a woman is breastfeeding. Perhaps my career aim of becoming a wet nurse may be in sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 1 hour ago, The Beast said: The transgender bollocks is over my red line, let alone a lactating man. Having said that, the spironolactone and domperidone used on this man are safe to take if a woman is breastfeeding. Perhaps my career aim of becoming a wet nurse may be in sight. The thought of any baby suckling on your hairy nipples makes me feel physically sick. What if the unfortunate little shit machine looked up and saw your fucking face, gurning with motherly pride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 2 hours ago, The Beast said: The transgender bollocks is over my red line, let alone a lactating man. It's a numbers game. With a population of more than seven billion, there are more than enough people in the world with real problems that should take precedence over these precious, self-indulgent fucking freaks. The people who enable them are just as bad, especially the narcissistic, virtue signalling medical "professionals" involved. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Racist. I suppose a little black child isn't good enough. They do say brown is the new black Gypo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 3 hours ago, The Beast said: The transgender bollocks is over my red line, let alone a lactating man. Having said that, the spironolactone and domperidone used on this man are safe to take if a woman is breastfeeding. Perhaps my career aim of becoming a wet nurse may be in sight. This all depresses me beyond the capacity for rational thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: So it’s not just tattooed lamp shades you collect Herr Oberst? I'm saving those for Antiques Roadshow's John Benjamin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 6 hours ago, r-soles said: Are you suggesting that Ratters had extracted them from his own arse? Surely that can't be right. Well spotted Soles! Poor old Flappers hasn't thought this through has he? Your Flexible Friend Ratcum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 11 hours ago, Eddie said: I didn't claim it was mine,plagiarism at its finest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 21 minutes ago, ratcum said: Well spotted Soles! Poor old Flappers hasn't thought this through has he? Your Flexible Friend Ratcum Imagine, all those years ago, if you had decided to call yourself Cumrat instead. How very different things might have been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Imagine, all those years ago, if you had decided to call yourself Cumrat instead. How very different things might have been. Dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 18 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: As a species, we're fucked. I'm going down screaming and taking as many of these sick cunts with me. Eerily similar to the ramblings of school shooters, who like you, are friendless, autistic, unsuccessful virgins. Where's your co-authored paper Stubby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: The thought of any baby suckling on your hairy nipples makes me feel physically sick. What if the unfortunate little shit machine looked up and saw your fucking face, gurning with motherly pride. How about the theory that children, when they mature, seek partners of their own that are similar to their primary caregiver? That poor child is fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: That poor child is fucked. Given who it’s “mother” is that’s just a matter of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: This all depresses me beyond the capacity for rational thought. Come on Spotter, be honest, when did you last have a rational thought. Pre CC I would wager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 21 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'll remind you that ungentlemanly conduct on these pages is the refuge of the scoundrel and the weak. I suggest leaving family out of it, real or otherwise, in your future missives sent in my direction. If I can manage it, then so can you... Stubby, I was until today imprisoned in a shit Aberdeen hotel with my own little horrors thus unable to address this slight properly. I have a strong case to refute this dirty slur, as follows: I did in no way make any negative statement towards your children or family; in fact it was the opposite. I merely suggested you in fact did not have any children, but were in fact a big bender with 3 gay lapdogs and a big gay boyfriend. In anyone’s book, that is the very definition of leaving ones family out of it. I cannot logically on one hand cast aspersions against your children and on the other state that they do not exist, so explain to me your womanly tears. Go. Explain. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Stubby, I was until today imprisoned in a shit Aberdeen hotel with my own little horrors thus unable to address this slight properly. I have a strong case to refute this dirty slur, as follows: I did in no way make any negative statement towards your children or family; in fact it was the opposite. I merely suggested you in fact did not have any children, but were in fact a big bender with 3 gay lapdogs and a big gay boyfriend. In anyone’s book, that is the very definition of leaving ones family out of it. I cannot logically on one hand cast aspersions against your children and on the other state that they do not exist, so explain to me your womanly tears. Go. Explain. Lol You rattled wet behind the ears daft cuntbreed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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