Decimus Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Let me know your email address and I'll attach some of the papers I've co authored and some help with the big words Edited February 14, 2018 by Decimus Please send it to Stubbyisaspastic@hotmail.com 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yes, I've taught them the art of tying their shoelaces already and have on occasions got them to do mine for me when I'm feeling lazy. How are yours getting on with helping you with your Velcro club foot boots? Actually thickers, the occasional bit of woman's hour doesn't hurt, you should try it- it's the closest you'll get the a female voice not telling you to fuck off with your lecherous advances. That's unless you've managed to save your pennies for a cheap ho to spaff your load on within 20 seconds. Alas, I'm back to work tomorrow to earn some "bread" thanks to my 2 science degrees. Let me know your email address and I'll attach some of the papers I've co authored and some help with the big words Stubby, I've got a strong suspicion that if I give you an email address, you'll never send the papers. I'm giving you an opportunity to back out now, and admit you've never done such a thing in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 33 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Stubby, I've got a strong suspicion that if I give you an email address, you'll never send the papers. I'm giving you an opportunity to back out now, and admit you've never done such a thing in your life. Bill, you better be out of likes. Because if you're not, and you have left my post above uncredited, I'm going to systematically unlike the last 50 top ups I've given to you. You've been ironed until further notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Bill, you better be out of likes. Because if you're not, and you have left my post above uncredited, I'm going to systematically unlike the last 50 top ups I've given to you. You've been ironed until further notice. Fuck off. It's dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 42 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Fuck off. It's dreadful. 12 likes have been removed. A further 12 will be gone by this time tomorrow. Keep an eye on your tally and you'll see that I'm not jesting. Like it or be damned. You'd be cruising at Stubby levels without my reciprocal likes, so you'd best hurry up about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: 12 likes have been removed. A further 12 will be gone by this time tomorrow. Keep an eye on your tally and you'll see that I'm not jesting. Like it or be damned. You'd be cruising at Stubby levels without my reciprocal likes, so you'd best hurry up about it. You already pulled this shit once before, but it was funny the first time. You're turning into Stubby you senile old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: 12 likes have been removed. A further 12 will be gone by this time tomorrow. Keep an eye on your tally and you'll see that I'm not jesting. Like it or be damned. You'd be cruising at Stubby levels without my reciprocal likes, so you'd best hurry up about it. 20 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: You already pulled this shit once before, but it was funny the first time. You're turning into Stubby you senile old cunt. You two are a pair of utter fucking benders and no mistake. I can just imagine decs in his Norwich one bedroom hovel overlooking a depressing industrial estate. Local slags getting done up the wrong un for their next score by some fresh off the container ship swarthy Slav, amongst the dog turds and vomit. Suddenly there's a knock on the door- it's thickers with a pound of fisting butter, love actually on DVD and details of Punkapes webcam site. Who says romance is dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 26 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: You already pulled this shit once before, but it was funny the first time. You're turning into Stubby you senile old cunt. That's another ten gone. You've got until midnight to massage my ego. Failure to do so will result in a further unspecified double reduction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: You two are a pair of utter fucking benders and no mistake. I can just imagine decs in his Norwich one bedroom hovel overlooking a depressing industrial estate. Local slags getting done up the wrong un for their next score by some fresh off the container ship swarthy Slav, amongst the dog turds and vomit. Suddenly there's a knock on the door- it's thickers with a pound of fisting butter, love actually on DVD and details of Punkapes webcam site. Who says romance is dead. I'm going to take away 50 of the likes that I've previously awarded Frank. What do you think about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I'm going to take away 50 of the likes that I've previously awarded Frank. What do you think about that? 33 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: You already pulled this shit once before, but it was funny the first time. You're turning into Stubby you senile old cunt. He barely scraped through that business with LCS. It's all coming out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Frank said: He barely scraped through that business with LCS. It's all coming out now. 55. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm going to take away 50 of the likes that I've previously awarded Frank. What do you think about that? Roops is wonderful and let you back in after your horrifying performance after she was, temporarily, defenestrated. Sadly, you have learned nothing and the old demon has returned. Suicide pact with Stickers, you ungrateful twat? PS I'm a doctor y'know...see avatar. Consider the Liverpool Care Pathway . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You two are a pair of utter fucking benders and no mistake. I can just imagine decs in his Norwich one bedroom hovel overlooking a depressing industrial estate. Local slags getting done up the wrong un for their next score by some fresh off the container ship swarthy Slav, amongst the dog turds and vomit. Suddenly there's a knock on the door- it's thickers with a pound of fisting butter, love actually on DVD and details of Punkapes webcam site. Who says romance is dead. Any chance of shutting up a bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Piston said: Roops I've heard enough. Wheesht, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: I've heard enough. Wheesht, cunt. Oi Deco, my cat Wotan has just had a Brazilian at the vets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've heard enough. Wheesht, cunt. Oh no you haven't, nor will you until you mend your ways. Seek help from a provincial GP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Any chance of shutting up a bit? Any chance of you choking to death on one of your gay lovers turds? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 30 minutes ago, Piston said: Oh no you haven't, nor will you until you mend your ways. Seek help from a provincial GP? Is there one in the house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Frank said: He barely scraped through that business with LCS. It's all coming out now. Hi Frank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 There's no pleasing some women. I gave the wife over 200 flowers for Valentines and she still complained. So what if they spelled out "Grandad"? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 6 hours ago, Frank said: He barely scraped through that business with LCS. It's all coming out now. I won't be logging in again until you and Bill have liked the post. Confirmation by email please. Goodbye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I won't be logging in again until you and Bill have liked the post. Confirmation by email please. Goodbye. I'm not sure this approach is working for you. Try changing tack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I won't be logging in again until you and Bill have liked the post. Confirmation by email please. Goodbye. They say that youth is wasted on the young. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 4 minutes ago, Frank said: They say that youth is wasted on the young. Kill yourself. What is happening Frank, I remember when you were great. Is it the painkillers? Diamorphine made my bowels shut down, be careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What is happening Frank, I remember when you were great. Is it the painkillers? Diamorphine made my bowels shut down, be careful. I’m in the medina having a coffee with Fahawa, a fine leathersmith. She’s got an extra thumb. I’ve ordered two gym bags - a hermès knock-off without logo - in navy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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