cuntspotter Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Neil said: And the cunt wanted £20 for a 175ml glass of Chardonnay.On a positive note I've just checked the bill and the cunt left a main meal off,his loss the slap headed fucking whale I’d rather eat at McDonalds that at this wanker’s. “ lean to” in the woods. Over priced, half cooked slop. £20 for a glass of plonk that cost him a fiver for the bottle? Fuck right off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 11 hours ago, Neil said: And the cunt wanted £20 for a 175ml glass of Chardonnay.On a positive note I've just checked the bill and the cunt left a main meal off,his loss the slap headed fucking whale I hope you shat in the urinal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ruby Murray Posted February 8, 2020 Report Share Posted February 8, 2020 This man is a pure cunt, uses a whole packet of Saffron on a single cod dish, goes on to say hes severd famous people and name droping, it seems with other cunts, like Michele Roux, Heston Cunt of Cunts Blementhal. All his dishes he won the Michelin Star are Indian dishes. Like many others who have got the Michelein Stars they have emulated dishes or just plainly stolen Indian dishes and whrn the Michelin Star Maffia were asked why so few Indian chefs are awarded they said Indian food really is not worthy of a Mcihelin Star! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 15 hours ago, Ruby Murray said: This man is a pure cunt, uses a whole packet of Saffron on a single cod dish, goes on to say hes severd famous people and name droping, it seems with other cunts, like Michele Roux, Heston Cunt of Cunts Blementhal. All his dishes he won the Michelin Star are Indian dishes. Like many others who have got the Michelein Stars they have emulated dishes or just plainly stolen Indian dishes and whrn the Michelin Star Maffia were asked why so few Indian chefs are awarded they said Indian food really is not worthy of a Mcihelin Star! Are you a chicken tikka masala fan, then, Ruby? Or do you prefer "meat and two veg"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 was Maggie Thatcher cremated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: was Maggie Thatcher cremated? Yes In 1990. Tarzan set fire to her bloomers. No one noticed at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 4 hours ago, ratcum said: was Maggie Thatcher cremated? Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Yes In 1990. Tarzan set fire to her bloomers. No one noticed at the time. I was going to dig her up and analise (sic) her. It would go some of the way to make up for all the times the Tories buggered me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 35 minutes ago, ratcum said: I was going to dig her up and analise (sic) her. It would go some of the way to make up for all the times the Tories buggered me. Literally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 43 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: Literally? I joined the army to have a laugh, not to shit my pants whilst being shot at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I joined the army to have a laugh, not to shit my pants whilst being shot at. I remember when Eddie and I were pinned down in the corner of a paddy field, 2 clicks south of Da-Nang. We were taking heavy fire from a couple of Vietnamese women throwing stones. Eddie had taken a nasty bruise on his leg, and I had a really bad graze on my elbow. Luckily, we were rescued by a big marine named Camouflage. Cody, Brody, Chip, Chuck and Danforth didn't make it... War is hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember when Eddie and I were pinned down in the corner of a paddy field, 2 clicks south of Da-Nang. We were taking heavy fire from a couple of Vietnamese women throwing stones. Eddie had taken a nasty bruise on his leg, and I had a really bad graze on my elbow. Luckily, we were rescued by a big marine named Camouflage. Cody, Brody, Chip, Chuck and Danforth didn't make it... War is hell. Fuckin hell Eric. Eddie told me he’d had a close shave in Nam. I thought he meant the Turkish barbers in Tottennam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 On 08/02/2018 at 17:55, Frank said: Fucking hell you stupid cunt. Where’s Frank ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember when Eddie and I were pinned down in the corner of a paddy field, 2 clicks south of Da-Nang. We were taking heavy fire from a couple of Vietnamese women throwing stones. Eddie had taken a nasty bruise on his leg, and I had a really bad graze on my elbow. Luckily, we were rescued by a big marine named Camouflage. Cody, Brody, Chip, Chuck and Danforth didn't make it... War is hell. Hand job is still missing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Fuckin hell Eric. Eddie told me he’d had a close shave in Nam. I thought he meant the Turkish barbers in Tottennam. Naw, it was Cheltenham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hand job is still missing He even started jerking off in the navy shrink's office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He even started jerking off in the navy shrink's office. These are great days we"re living bros. We're the jolly green giants walking the earth with guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: These are great days we"re living bros. We're the jolly green giants walking the earth with guns. No boom boom with soul brother. Too boo-koo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No boom boom with soul brother. Too boo-koo. What we have here is prime Alabama black snake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What we have here is prime Alabama black snake Stop this. It's silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop this. It's silly. And its 'beaucoup". Remember the zipperheads were under froggy rule for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: And its 'beaucoup". Remember the zipperheads were under froggy rule for a while. ooooh! Get you with your fancy book learning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember when Eddie and I were pinned down in the corner of a paddy field, 2 clicks south of Da-Nang. We were taking heavy fire from a couple of Vietnamese women throwing stones. Eddie had taken a nasty bruise on his leg, and I had a really bad graze on my elbow. Luckily, we were rescued by a big marine named Camouflage. Cody, Brody, Chip, Chuck and Danforth didn't make it... War is hell. Giuseppe "Greasy Cunt" Colletta was one of the members of Baker Team, John Rambo's unit in the Vietnam War. In the fanfiction, Rambo: Year One, Colletta was Baker Team's intelligence specialist. The running joke on Baker Team was that Colletta's thick, oily mustache was infected with pubic lice, or crabs. Colletta's nickname was 'Greasy Cunt' because of his mustache. Colletta was tragically shot in the face and killed during the failed attempted rescue mission of Rambo and Ortega from the Viet Cong prison camp on the Chinese-Vietnamese border. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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