camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/sport/amp/winter-olympics/42885124 The Aussie skier won't carry the national flag because it's too cold. Fucking pussies the lot of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 Next will be be olympic swimmers who dont like to swim, they will just pull their trousers legs up and be judged on who can wade around in the kids pool the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 7 minutes ago, Snowflake said: Next will be be olympic swimmers who dont like to swim, they will just pull their trousers legs up and be judged on who can wade around in the kids pool the best. And the divers, will instead display their synchronised bumming routines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: And the divers, will instead display their synchronised bumming routines. 10 points for the floating daisy chain to Germany. Edited February 8, 2018 by Snowflake Snowy you thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 20 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: And the divers, will instead display their synchronised bumming routines. .....or chuck their locker keys in, then try and retrieve them through the morass of corn plasters and Pakistani children doing widths. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 26 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: .....or chuck their locker keys in, then try and retrieve them through the morass of corn plasters and Pakistani children doing widths. Other width swimming children of differing nationalities/ethnic origin are also available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 The worst for them is still to come. Wait until they find out that the snow and ice isn't just cold, it's also a bit slippy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/sport/amp/winter-olympics/42885124 The Aussie skier won't carry the national flag because it's too cold. Fucking pussies the lot of 'em. If they stay there a bit longer that orange knob cheese crusted cunt in America will heat them nicely with a nice hydrogen bomb or four. 7 hours ago, Trumpton Bacon said: And the divers, will instead display their synchronised bumming routines. Only watch the ladies, Trumpy! Nobody cares if they're lezzers...you can still knock one out fantasizing of tearing those suits off and giving them one up the starfish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 It's so cold that it's been claimed the Geordie girl on the British team was spotted wearing knickers under her mini skirt, but I'm inclined to doubt that myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: ..you can still knock one out fantasizing of tearing those suits off and giving them one up the starfish! I'm one step ahead of you wiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 22 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Other width swimming children of differing nationalities/ethnic origin are also available Are you taking orders? I'm after a Nordic one. Preferably one that can manage a length. I'll get me didgeridoo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 40 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Are you taking orders? I'm after a Nordic one. Preferably one that can manage a length. I'll get me didgeridoo Rolf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 On Thursday, February 08, 2018 at 10:05 AM, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/sport/amp/winter-olympics/42885124 The Aussie skier won't carry the national flag because it's too cold. Fucking pussies the lot of 'em. To be fair to the cunt I wouldn't carry it either. Now if the opening ceremony required me to curl a brown one out and use the Aussie flag as makeshift shit paper I think I could withstand a bit of a chill to make sure my crevasse is clear. Fuck off Southern Cunt, you xxxx drinking parasite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 The BBC's Clive Maori doesn't even look like one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 44 minutes ago, ratcum said: The BBC's Clive Maori doesn't even look like one I don't fucking know what a Clive is supposed to look like anyhow, ergo, I couldn't give a fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 14 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I don't fucking know what a Clive is supposed to look like anyhow, ergo, I couldn't give a fuck He looks like an "of India". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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