cuntspotter Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Frank said: It's not really for me to say, but I think I might have won this one . Who will ever forget.. Wallander , the musical? A fucking classic thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Frank said: I like you Albert.. a lot. Thanks Frank, that means a lot to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross said: Thanks Frank, that means a lot to me. Great. Proper's agreed to reinstate the leaderboard and I for one think it will stand you in good stead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Leaderboards are for the feeble minded and those who won't join me for coffee and cake at Cerne Abbas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Leaderboards are for the feeble minded and those who won't join me for coffee and cake at Cerne Abbas Perhaps they don't want to sit there looking at a grinning giant with a huge cock. Take that as you will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 9 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Leaderboards are for the feeble minded and those who won't join me for coffee and cake at Cerne Abbas Pen I'd love to meet you. How about Saturday afternoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 6 hours ago, cuntspotter said: It was nearly a done deal but we rejected the two bottles of ouzo and his dog eared collection of Greek granny porn that he offered as an initial payment. I kind of regret it now as the balance of £25 split four ways could have been handy at the time. Alas.... timing is everything. If Frank was offering, you can be sure it wasn't greek granny porn, rather greek TRANNY porn. You would have looked a right cunt had you accepted his offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Leaderboards are for the feeble minded and those who won't join me for coffee and cake at Cerne Abbas I'd rather have a pint of the local cider and a pasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Leaderboards are for the feeble minded and those who won't join me for coffee and cake at Cerne Abbas You only go there to gaze longingly at the giant's cock hewn into the chalky hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: You only go there to gaze longingly at the giant's cock hewn into the chalky hill. That's very, very rude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 On 06/02/2018 at 10:05 PM, Decimus said: He talks shite, Albert. The leaderboard was regularly topped by myself, as you can no doubt tell from my even more impressive likes to posts ratio. He makes reference to being penalised for dead wife ditties, but conversely I became a site legend based upon a dead dad rap. Look at my dad. Blind cunt can only play with top right hand side and misses almost every shot. He once got the long ones out for a ball on another table. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 4 hours ago, Frank said: Look at my dad. Blind cunt can only play with top right hand side and misses almost every shot. He once got the long ones out for a ball on another table. https://ibb.co/ko8ZgH The link doesn't work on my stone age piece of crap. BTW, how are you today Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: The link doesn't work on my stone age piece of crap. BTW, how are you today Frank? Ah, Mr Idiot has arrived for his daily session of non-stop keyboard diarrhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 10 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Ah, Mr Idiot has arrived for his daily session of non-stop keyboard diarrhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Ah, Mr Idiot has arrived for his daily session of non-stop keyboard diarrhea. Reminds me of "pot and kettle". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 4 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Reminds me of "pot and kettle". I'd pay good money to see a freshly boiled kettle emptied into a funnel sticking out of your arsehole and then a very large, very heavy clay pot being repeatedly smashed on your skull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 9 hours ago, Frank said: Look at my dad. Blind cunt can only play with top right hand side and misses almost every shot. He once got the long ones out for a ball on another table. https://ibb.co/ko8ZgH Did he ever mistake his wife for a hat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 4 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Reminds me of "pot and kettle". Isn't that a Mexican valcano? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 42 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd pay good money to see a freshly boiled kettle emptied into a funnel sticking out of your arsehole and then a very large, very heavy clay pot being repeatedly smashed on your skull Unfortunately for you, you will never see that happen. Also, please use a full stop at the end of a sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Isn't that a Mexican valcano? No, I don't think so, maybe Peru? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 On 08/02/2018 at 11:51 AM, Frank said: Look at my dad. Blind cunt can only play with top right hand side and misses almost every shot. He once got the long ones out for a ball on another table. It's only a game, so Put up a real good fight, Your old dad's gonna be dead tonight. I'm famed for my aim, so Y'better believe I'm right, I'm gonna be shooting the cunt, shooting the cunt tonight 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 59 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's only a game, so Put up a real good fight, Your old dad's gonna be dead tonight. I'm famed for my aim, so Y'better believe I'm right, I'm gonna be shooting the cunt, shooting the cunt tonight BIG BREAK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 9, 2018 Report Share Posted February 9, 2018 I love how this nom has descended into bullshit that has nothing to do with the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 13 hours ago, Decimus said: It's only a game, so Put up a real good fight, Your old dad's gonna be dead tonight. I'm famed for my aim, so Y'better believe I'm right, I'm gonna be shooting the cunt, shooting the cunt tonight Superb. This’ll go on his headstone. I’m gonna be shooting the cunt, shooting the cunt tonight, boom boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 10, 2018 Report Share Posted February 10, 2018 On 05/02/2018 at 10:43 PM, Cuntybaws said: Could this be the worst night in the Corner's entire history? I'm struggling to think of anything comparable. What we need on here is a good old fashioned meltdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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