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9 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

Is it possible to tell who that particular member is?

It's best that you don't worry yourself too much about it, Albert. The machinations and Byzantine plotting carried out by Proper almost tore the site in two. Enjoy your innocence and never enquire of it again.

8 minutes ago, scotty said:

You should have been here a few months ago when some regular poster signed out and took all his likes with him. The howls of anguish from decs and stickers could be heard from space when their likes got decimated, I don't think either of them have ever fully recovered.

Dark days indeed.

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2 hours ago, Albert Ross said:

Is it possible to tell who that particular member is?

Scotty, quite possibly the driest cunt in the house, has just answered your question. Decimus caused such a palaver, admin doubled his likes simply to stop the Ape's six month drought. Nothing is what it seems.

 

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
3 minutes ago, Frank said:

Scotty, quite possibly the driest cunt in the house, has just answered your question. Decimus caused such a palaver, admin doubled his likes simply to stop the Ape's six month drought. Nothing is what it seems.

 

That reminds me of Twin Peaks.

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1 minute ago, Albert Ross said:

Innocence like mine is sometimes a blessing.

There is a body buried under the decking .. the body is that of a mad Yorkshireman called Ding.

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8 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

There is a body buried under the decking .. the body is that of a mad Yorkshireman called Ding.

Maybe he was too dour. 

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54 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

How do I find the leaderboard?

It was removed from the site.  If I'm honest, the cunting is a brand that is more from the heart, whereas the leaderboard was just assembly line fuckery.  

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33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

It was removed from the site.  If I'm honest, the cunting is a brand that is more from the heart, whereas the leaderboard was just assembly line fuckery.  

You protested non-stop like a shitty-arsed whinging camberwell gypsy to have it removed, knowing full well you never stood a chance of making an appearance. As soon as little Albert grasps the whole post to like ratio business, he'll understand exactly why you celebrate its demise.

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4 minutes ago, Frank said:

You protested non-stop like a shitty-arsed whinging camberwell gypsy to have it removed, knowing full well you never stood a chance of making an appearance. As soon as little Albert grasps the whole post to like ratio business, he'll understand exactly why you celebrate its demise.

Unlike you, an oily fucking heap of shit, I never depended on it or cared about the popularity contest.  I have more of a life than absolutely needing the attention and vindication of strangers on a site meant for slating the worst of the worst.  I'm glad it's gone, that is no secret.  The fact that you still bray on and on about it and how great it made you says more about your pathetic existence than my dislike of the thing.

Go on now Frank...whinge on about how great you once were and how you owned the leader board...blah, blah fucking boring shit blah!

Fuck off.

Prick.

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7 minutes ago, Frank said:

You protested non-stop like a shitty-arsed whinging camberwell gypsy to have it removed, knowing full well you never stood a chance of making an appearance. As soon as little Albert grasps the whole post to like ratio business, he'll understand exactly why you celebrate its demise.

Stupid fucking wanker. Shut your halitosis and cum spattered mouth. Only the special (needs) few cared for the leaderboard. 

 

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1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Unlike you, an oily fucking heap of shit, I never depended on it or cared about the popularity contest.  I have more of a life than absolutely needing the attention and vindication of strangers on a site meant for slating the worst of the worst.  I'm glad it's gone, that is no secret.  The fact that you still bray on and on about it and how great it made you says more about your pathetic existence than my dislike of the thing.

Go on now Frank...whinge on about how great you once were and how you owned the leader board...blah, blah fucking boring shit blah!

Fuck off.

Prick.

It's only a website ©MikeD. Sing it to me, wiz..

 

 

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Who sings Bee Gees songs but poofs?  

Frank, if you ask very politely and with the utmost humility and respect, with your record of greatness, that leader board is certain to be re-installed.

LOL

Idiot

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9 minutes ago, Frank said:

You protested non-stop like a shitty-arsed whinging camberwell gypsy to have it removed, knowing full well you never stood a chance of making an appearance. As soon as little Albert grasps the whole post to like ratio business, he'll understand exactly why you celebrate its demise.

Frank, remember the days when you travelled the world, driving your classic cars, dining in the finest restaurants, sailing your yachts and shagging the tastiest birds? Now you spend your time whining like a poof about how many likes you had on a fucking website for cunts.

I’m beginning to think you might have been bullshitting all along. If I am thinking like this imagine how your fanboys are feeling. Those bitches need you Frank. You can’t let them down.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Who sings Bee Gees songs but poofs?  

Frank, if you ask very politely and with the utmost humility and respect, with your record of greatness, that leader board is certain to be re-installed.

LOL

Idiot

It's not really for me to say, but I think I might have won this one . 

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3 minutes ago, Frank said:

It's not really for me to say, but I think I might have won this one . 

That's the chemo drugs affecting your feeble little imagination.  There was never anything to win or lose, fuckwit!  

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2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

He says that to all the lads, Albert.  Use caution...his next move is to invite you into the back of his van for candy and a cuddle.  

The only van I'd like to see associated with frank is one with a hosepipe taped to the exhaust leading to the front window and a baldy, 8 stone man with yellow wonky teeth, dead at the wheel 

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6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

The only van I'd like to see associated with frank is one with a hosepipe taped to the exhaust leading to the front window and a baldy, 8 stone man with yellow wonky teeth, dead at the wheel 

8 Stone would represent the weight of his thick skull.  The rest of his AIDS riddled body wouldn't move a doctor's scale.  

I wish he'd just fucking die and end his misery.  

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8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Who sings Bee Gees songs but poofs?  

Frank, if you ask very politely and with the utmost humility and respect, with your record of greatness, that leader board is certain to be re-installed.

LOL

Idiot

Why should he need to ask, wizz? You may recall that after he recovered from his imaginary cancer, he reacted badly to the "welcome" proffered on his return. One of his many feeble gambits aimed at currying favour was to assure anyone listening that he had acquired the site. 

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1 minute ago, scotty said:

Why should he need to ask, wizz? You may recall that after he recovered from his imaginary cancer, he reacted badly to the "welcome" proffered on his return. One of his many feeble gambits aimed at currying favour was to assure anyone listening that he had acquired the site. 

I'm sure Bill Gates now has to ask Microsoft for the newest and best software even though he founded the company, then sold off his share of ownership.

Frank is a fixture here at the corner, and much like Herpes, there is no being rid of him.  That being said, he still needs putting down like an infant occasionally.  

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6 minutes ago, scotty said:

Why should he need to ask, wizz? You may recall that after he recovered from his imaginary cancer, he reacted badly to the "welcome" proffered on his return. One of his many feeble gambits aimed at currying favour was to assure anyone listening that he had acquired the site. 

It was nearly a done deal but we rejected the two bottles of ouzo and his dog eared collection of Greek granny porn that he offered as an initial payment. I kind of regret it now as the balance of £25 split four ways could have been handy at the time. Alas.... timing is everything.

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