Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 Apparently i've been stuck in a coma or suspended animation for the past 10 years because whenever i go out now, it's all pretentious pricks with waxed handlebar moustaches and plastic hoops in their ear lobes trying to look like a throwback from the late 1800s- early 20th century. What happened to all the goths and emos? Apparently these hipster tools are the current fad. When did this happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 19 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Apparently i've been stuck in a coma or suspended animation for the past 10 years because whenever i go out now, it's all pretentious pricks with waxed handlebar moustaches and plastic hoops in their ear lobes trying to look like a throwback from the late 1800s- early 20th century. What happened to all the goths and emos? Apparently these hipster tools are the current fad. When did this happen? Good call Ereptic. These cunts walking about looking like a cross between that cunt on the Zig-Zag fag paper packet and an Airedale terrier. Usually wearing ridiculously tight jeans and shoes which are 5 inches longer than their feet. And what could possibly be the appeal of having earlobes stretched into handbag handles? utter fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good call Ereptic. These cunts walking about looking like a cross between that cunt on the Zig-Zag fag paper packet and an Airedale terrier. Usually wearing ridiculously tight jeans and shoes which are 5 inches longer than their feet. And what could possibly be the appeal of having earlobes stretched into handbag handles? utter fucking cunts. Agreed! They all seem to congregate around coffee chains like cockroaches too, not that i ever go anywhere near those american shithole coffee shops out of pure principal. The cunts with slicked back hair on top and shaved at the back and sides with massive beards are equally massive bellends too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Agreed! They all seem to congregate around coffee chains like cockroaches too, not that i ever go anywhere near those american shithole coffee shops out of pure principal. The cunts with slicked back hair on top and shaved at the back and sides with massive beards are equally massive bellends too. Never understood the beard thing. A few days stubble is ok but after that it just gets itchy and annoying. The only cunts who ever got away with it are Father Christmas and Brian Blessed. Other than that I mainly associate it with dirty Islamic cunts having to wash blood spatter out of it after teaching their wife to be "a good Muslim!" (Insert northern English/Pakistani crossover accent) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never understood the beard thing. A few days stubble is ok but after that it just gets itchy and annoying. The only cunts who ever got away with it are Father Christmas and Brian Blessed. Other than that I mainly associate it with dirty Islamic cunts having to wash blood spatter out of it after teaching their wife to be "a good Muslim!" (Insert northern English/Pakistani crossover accent) Ha ha unfortunately i fall into the itchy and annoying/prickly beard category if i haven't shaved for a week or two. Sometimes i wish i had one of those gay little boys bum fluff beards that go around the outline of the jaw, looking like Clint Eastwood gets tedious after a while. As you pointed out who the fuck wants to look like a muslamic ray gun in this day and age with the current atmosphere. Agreed big beards are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 I'm in agreement with you massive cunts on this one. Hipsters are total ponces for conforming and wearing the uniform of a clueless cunt. To go with the sculpted beard are the obligatory sleeve tattoos for these nails hard IT technicians. If you live in the bush, cut down trees with an axe, fuck then kill (or the other way round) then eat any animal that's unfortunate enough to cross your path and can strip the engine of a 70s landrover in your sleep, then you can have a beard and tats. Not if you're a media studies student or someone listens to cuntford and sons. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm in agreement with you massive cunts on this one. Hipsters are total ponces for conforming and wearing the uniform of a clueless cunt. To go with the sculpted beard are the obligatory sleeve tattoos for these nails hard IT technicians. If you live in the bush, cut down trees with an axe, fuck then kill (or the other way round) then eat any animal that's unfortunate enough to cross your path and can strip the engine of a 70s landrover in your sleep, then you can have a beard and tats. Not if you're a media studies student or someone listens to cuntford and sons. Fuck off I gave you a like cos i'm nice you turnip headed yokel bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 One of those F1 grid girls is called Charlotte Gash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I gave you a like cos i'm nice you turnip headed yokel bastard. Stop being nice and using flattering ways to describe me. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 35 minutes ago, ratcum said: One of those F1 grid girls is called Charlotte Gash. Lay off the coke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 The 1800s moustaches and beards sometimes are accompanied with a man bun, they should be grabbed by the tosh and skull fucked senseless by a horny uphill gardner the bunch of fucking idiots. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 14 minutes ago, Snowflake said: The 1800s moustaches and beards sometimes are accompanied with a man bun, they should be grabbed by the tosh and skull fucked senseless by a horny uphill gardner the bunch of fucking idiots. This is why I stick by you Steptoe. You get to the fucking point minus the garnish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is why I stick by you Steptoe. You get to the fucking point minus the garnish. No mincing my words with me young eric, mincing is for irons and punkape. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 25 minutes ago, Snowflake said: The 1800s moustaches and beards sometimes are accompanied with a man bun, they should be grabbed by the tosh and skull fucked senseless by a horny uphill gardner the bunch of fucking idiots. This is a manifesto pledge I'd really like to see delivered on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Snowflake said: No mincing my words with me young eric, mincing is for irons and punkape. And for producing comminuted meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: This is a manifesto pledge I'd really like to see delivered on You'd get my vote ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 3 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Apparently i've been stuck in a coma or suspended animation for the past 10 years because whenever i go out now, it's all pretentious pricks with waxed handlebar moustaches and plastic hoops in their ear lobes trying to look like a throwback from the late 1800s- early 20th century. What happened to all the goths and emos? Apparently these hipster tools are the current fad. When did this happen? When you were in having diphtheria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: When you were in having diphtheria You bloody rascal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 hours ago, ratcum said: One of those F1 grid girls is called Charlotte Gash. Yeah, and the moon is made out of cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Yeah, and the moon is made out of cheese. The moon is defo made out of cheese. Have you never watched wallace and gromit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 5 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: The moon is defo made out of cheese. Have you never watched wallace and gromit? That's what I said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 19 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: That's what I said. You funny bugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: Yeah, and the moon is made out of cheese. Tuesday. 3 pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 A real geriatric nomination. Disabled toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: A real geriatric nomination. Disabled toilet. Christ almighty out of morbid curiosity i typed in "patroller disabled toilet' into google a while back and that spacker has sure got around the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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