Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 Surely a successful amateur sleuth such as Jonathan Hart and his wife could have worked out what really happened to Natalie Zakharenkoon that fateful night back in 1981? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 Max did it, he wanted to feed the corpse to Freeway, but he wouldn't eat it, so she floated away. A bit of a coincidence that both Natalie Wood and William Holden died within days of each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 Our dog died on the same day as her ... creepy or what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 23 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Our dog died on the same day as her ... creepy or what Was (s)he called Freeway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: Was (s)he called Freeway? Now that's the really strange thing ... that was our second choice but we went with Scab instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Was (s)he called Freeway? No, but I think they let it join in with a three way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Surely a successful amateur sleuth such as Jonathan Hart and his wife could have worked out what really happened to Natalie Zakharenkoon that fateful night back in 1981? Where's that haggard old cunt Jessica Fletcher when you actually need her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Surely a successful amateur sleuth such as Jonathan Hart and his wife could have worked out what really happened to Natalie Zakharenkoon that fateful night back in 1981? When they met; it was moider! Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Where's that haggard old cunt Jessica Fletcher when you actually need her? Hate her. I always said that if she accused me of murder, I'd just tell her to fuck off and prove it, because all her evidence is circumstantial and she always wins because the twat murderer always breaks down and confesses "I did it, I murdered him. The bastard". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 Just added Mr Wagner to my dead pool. Sure bet he will fucking off himself before does the perp walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 Natalie had a sister called Balsa who fell off a boat but she floated. I'm going to hell aren't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 If she'd married Edward Woodward she would be Mrs Edward Woodward - Wood. I'll get me armbands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Natalie had a sister called Balsa who fell off a boat but she floated. I'm going to hell aren't I? 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Natalie had a sister called Balsa who fell off a boat but she floated. Put down the Liebfraumilch and step away from the keyboard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Natalie had a sister called Balsa who fell off a boat but she floated. I'm going to hell aren't I? And she had a brother called Milk and guess what....Milk Floats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 32 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: And she had a brother called Milk and guess what....Milk Floats. Milk Wood? Wasn't Welsh was he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Milk Wood? Wasn't Welsh was he? Yes and he was under it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 2, 2018 Report Share Posted February 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: And she had a brother called Milk and guess what....Milk Floats. Spunk also floats, according to @Quincy Cockfingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Spunk also floats, according to @Quincy Cockfingers The only topic you ever dwell on these days at any length is the relationship between Quincy and spunk. Stop being a fucking wimp, ring the cunt up and arrange to gobble some of his cocksnot. Perhaps then you'll change the fucking record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 5 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: The only topic you ever dwell on these days at any length is the relationship between Quincy and spunk. Stop being a fucking wimp, ring the cunt up and arrange to gobble some of his cocksnot. Perhaps then you'll change the fucking record. Not sure I approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Not sure I approve. I'm repulsed at the insinuation of this "stickers" character. He's a vile turd with awful traits and total fucking dog shite in his attempts at humour. I'll be glad when he dies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 Take him out to dinner. Keep me out of your lovers spat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Take him out to dinner. Keep me out of your lovers spat. I used to log in to read your shit. Not anymore, you boring fucking cunt. Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 Albert's a bit silly. There, I've said it. I'm one of the gang! Whoopee!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, Frank said: I used to log in to read your shit. Not anymore, you boring fucking cunt. Fuck you. You were on that quite quickly: almost as if you live only to read my shit, so tuck your dick between your legs and put on your mascara. FYI, you are on the brink of being annoying, we will have to see how we do. Have you read To The White Sea yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 On 02/02/2018 at 10:34 AM, Lady Penelope said: Surely a successful amateur sleuth such as Jonathan Hart and his wife could have worked out what really happened to Natalie Zakharenkoon that fateful night back in 1981? I reckon it was Tony Curtis Bernard 'Manny' Schwartzenbergstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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