King Billy Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: ‘Ra-Ra?’ Fucking turncoat. DC I’ve been very busy flogging dead trees for the last couple of weeks and haven’t had a chance to keep up with the footie, so I was wondering how the Reds and the Blues are getting on at the moment? I assume The Toffees are smashing it at the top of the table and The Reds are probably propping everyone else up, down at 17th or thereabouts as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: The original Mangal in Arcola St. was the first ocakbasi gaff in N London and it’s still the best imo. My snooker club on Dalston Jct. was just across the road from it and I used to eat there or have the greasy Turkish cunts send the food over almost every day. The only thing I didn’t like was having to pretend to like the cunts. I've always preferred Lebanese over Turkish food, KB, the greasy Turkish cunts don't render enough fat out of the Lamb... I always have a shiny face face after eating Turkish food, like I've been eating out some ladies extra wet pussy lol. Lebanese has better seasoning in my opinion... Fez Mangal on Ladbroke Grove is ok but check Soor on Harrow road if your in the area, mention Raas and they'll charge you extra to pay off my debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 15 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've always preferred Lebanese over Turkish food, KB, the greasy Turkish cunts don't render enough fat out of the Lamb. You don't want to be eating any of that foreign muck with the fat leached out of it, Raas, when the greatest cuisine in the world is just across the border. Deep fry it, then deep fry it again, where "it" is anything you you can imagine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 5 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I've always preferred Lebanese over Turkish food, KB, the greasy Turkish cunts don't render enough fat out of the Lamb... I always have a shiny face face after eating Turkish food, like I've been eating out some ladies extra wet pussy lol. Lebanese has better seasoning in my opinion... Fez Mangal on Ladbroke Grove is ok but check Soor on Harrow road if your in the area, mention Raas and they'll charge you extra to pay off my debt. Tbh Raas I rarely go into London nowadays as the state of the fucking place and its current inhabitants tends to bring out the fucking worst in me for obvious reasons. I used to live in Little Venice and it was a great place to live about 30 years ago. Westbourne Terrace Rd. right by the canal basin and 10 mins from the West End. But tbh I still talk to a couple of old friends who still live there and they tell me that they don’t feel safe going out at night anymore and that car crime, burglary, muggings etc. are through the roof compared to when I lived there. Fucking disgrace and no one in power gives a flying fuck, probably because they want the nice parts of London destroyed and all the decent people to leave. Khan is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 30 minutes ago, King Billy said: Tbh Raas I rarely go into London nowadays as the state of the fucking place and its current inhabitants tends to bring out the fucking worst in me for obvious reasons. I used to live in Little Venice and it was a great place to live about 30 years ago. Westbourne Terrace Rd. right by the canal basin and 10 mins from the West End. But tbh I still talk to a couple of old friends who still live there and they tell me that they don’t feel safe going out at night anymore and that car crime, burglary, muggings etc. are through the roof compared to when I lived there. Fucking disgrace and no one in power gives a flying fuck, probably because they want the nice parts of London destroyed and all the decent people to leave. Khan is a cunt. Just a knuckle duster away from Kilburn. I'd love to get you in an Irish boozer round there. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Just a knuckle duster away from Kilburn. I'd love to get you in an Irish boozer round there. LOL Biddy Mulligans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: Biddy Mulligans? I'm intrigued by your roots story in Little Venice. Seems a bit out of your league if you don't mind me saying, I would have thought you kipped down in a sordid little bedsit over an off licence in Willesden. Nevertheless Little Venice may have come up in the world since you left or vice versa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: You don't want to be eating any of that foreign muck with the fat leached out of it, Raas, when the greatest cuisine in the world is just across the border. Deep fry it, then deep fry it again, where "it" is anything you you can imagine. "Spaghetti Hoops the finest Italian nose bag known to man. He's gonna luv it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 30 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: "Spaghetti Hoops the finest Italian nose bag known to man. He's gonna luv it." Let’s fire up the Quattro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You don't want to be eating any of that foreign muck with the fat leached out of it, Raas, when the greatest cuisine in the world is just across the border. Deep fry it, then deep fry it again, where "it" is anything you you can imagine. Do the members a favour, head south, kidnap @and and drag the wretched cunt up there then. I’ll organise a whip-round for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Do the members a favour, head south, kidnap @and and drag the wretched cunt up there then. I’ll organise a whip-round for you. Peter, after all we've been through, now this... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 19 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: He appears to be very touchy feely about this question. He's still not sorted the B+B details out with @Wolfie then it'll be the miraculous reappearance in mid-January, claiming there was a cock-up on the visa front, the fuckin' fantasist. LOL LOL LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I think it means he means "paedophile". Father Joseph told me. My mind cast back to that hot summer of 76... Nothing of the sort, I was just pointing out that when @Decimus was younger he had enjoyed a close and understanding relationship with a gentleman of the cloth. To imply anything else would be totally inappropriate, and you ought to be ashamed for even suggesting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 On 13/12/2023 at 21:07, ChildeHarold said: Gardeners' Question Time is on Sundays Radio 4 you've still got time to get yours in, but you will first have to dress up as a sexually frustrated sixty year old woman married to a prize winning Chrysanthemum grower in Yorkshire. Any questions relating to deviant sexual behaviour this clinic is closed for business and all my patients including there personal data has been transferred to Eddie's mail box in Beijing. Good luck. Kill yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 23 hours ago, King Billy said: Fuck off DC. You’ve got one of the finest ‘non drop’ Nordmann Spruce trees that money can buy, which is probably not the best description of it as Mrs Cnut didn’t fucking pay me a dollar for it. And your slanderous inference that I may have engaged with the lovely Karen Cnut in a bit of festive fanny fumbling is absolutely preposterous.I will swear on the Koran or even this months edition of ‘Readers Grannies’ that nothing of a carnal nature occurred, despite her repeated attempts to lure me into her sick depraved fantasy. And to make matters worse when I got outside the fucking stereo and alloy wheels were gone from my imaginary M4. Fuck off. My tart’s one shrewd Cnut, Billy. She’s just cashed in on the fucker, you daft cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-67725202 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 21 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Kill yourself Run out of Special Brew? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: My tart’s one shrewd Cnut, Billy. She’s just cashed in on the fucker, you daft cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-67725202 Is this the same one who has "inside information" on the Lucy Letby case? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 3 hours ago, and said: Peter, after all we've been through, now this... I think that it might be "Petra". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: My tart’s one shrewd Cnut, Billy. She’s just cashed in on the fucker, you daft cunt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-67725202 She certainly looks a lot younger than her 84 years DC. I wouldn’t have had her down as a day over 75 mate, especially after she’d flashed her obviously well maintained growler at me a couple of times. You’re a very lucky man to have her. It’s none of my business to offer advice to a man of the world such as yourself but I will anyway as I consider you to be an OK sort of bloke who could one day be a friend (of sorts). My advice to you if you want to keep her is ‘Watch out Rooney’s about’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 20 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I'm intrigued by your roots story in Little Venice. Seems a bit out of your league if you don't mind me saying, I would have thought you kipped down in a sordid little bedsit over an off licence in Willesden. Nevertheless Little Venice may have come up in the world since you left or vice versa. Are you calling me a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 23 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you calling me a cunt? No, a psychic dreamer perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 40 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I think that it might be "Petra". They rebuilt Petra in artificial stone after it was destroyed by ISIS. Apparently it's easy to keep clean now with just one sheet says Juan One shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 43 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I think that it might be "Petra". Soak yourself in petrol and go to bed with your electric blanket on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I think that it might be "Petra". Petra was the Blue Peter dog looked after by John Noakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2023 Report Share Posted December 15, 2023 22 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Petra was the Blue Peter dog looked after by John Noakes. This is a trap, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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