ChildeHarold Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Pen a good nom would be Eton, they have turned out more than their fair share of wronguns, Cameron, Boris, the cunt Henry and bear grills, what the fuck goes on there? where’s punkape when you need him? Bob's your uncle. They know people who know people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I know a frumious bandersnatch when I see one. Cuntybaws, I've been relaxing watching half dead Mary Berry's Highland Christmas, featuring Andy Murray helping her make Kedgeree and generally being a useless cunt only to read @ChildeHarold's strange comment. He's been even more vocal (than normal) of late, clearly upset and bitter it's the Festive season... I can only think this simmering bitterness has led to him drinking too much and revealing some concerning thoughts he has that he'd normally hide. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: From what point of view is he a mechanical genius? How many one off outrageous, fully working and rideable motorcycles have you made from classic 1970’s and 80’s Kawasaki two stroke triple and four stroke four cylinder bikes in your shed at the bottom of your garden, many of which are displayed in motorcycle museums across the world or have been sold for a ridiculous price to collectors? Just asking. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: How many one off outrageous, fully working and rideable motorcycles have you made from classic 1970’s and 80’s Kawasaki two stroke triple and four stroke four cylinder bikes in your shed at the bottom of your garden, many of which are displayed in motorcycle museums across the world or have been sold for a ridiculous price to collectors? Just asking. Bill you toothy old villain, stick a tree in the back of the 2014 M4 and pop in round tomorrow would you pal? I can’t be arsed getting up in the loft to get the old Argos silver tree down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: How many one off outrageous, fully working and rideable motorcycles have you made from classic 1970’s and 80’s Kawasaki two stroke triple and four stroke four cylinder bikes in your shed at the bottom of your garden, many of which are displayed in motorcycle museums across the world or have been sold for a ridiculous price to collectors? Just asking. Harold would struggle to finish a toddler's four-piece dinosaur jigsaw without his mother at hand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 26 minutes ago, Eddie said: Pen a good nom would be Eton, they have turned out more than their fair share of wronguns, Cameron, Boris, the cunt Henry and bear grills, what the fuck goes on there? where’s punkape when you need him? Hiding up Ape's back passage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: How many one off outrageous, fully working and rideable motorcycles have you made from classic 1970’s and 80’s Kawasaki two stroke triple and four stroke four cylinder bikes in your shed at the bottom of your garden, many of which are displayed in motorcycle museums across the world or have been sold for a ridiculous price to collectors? Just asking. I still don't get it. Doing up old motorbikes doesn't cut it. Fuck me. Madoff was a financial genius, Biden is a geo-political strategy genius, Rod Stewart doesn't want to sound "too much like Sinatra" on his new (what's that? It's Christmas?) "Swing" album. Yawn. Where do you fucking get off with the hyperbole a bit like the fucking orange pole you carry about on your parades. Fuck off cunt. 🍊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 43 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: From what point of view is he a mechanical genius? From my point of view, you fucking imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 Just now, Ape™️ said: From my point of view, you fucking imbecile. I still don't get it. If he's a mechanical genius I'm Jeff Bezos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 57 minutes ago, King Billy said: As you’ve correctly stated Ape, you and I haven’t engaged in much verbal ping pong for quite a while now. In response to your query regarding the current abundance of aluminium (not tin) foil on sale at most retail outlets, I’ve no pressing need or even the slightest inclination to avail myself of such material. Reason being that everything that I’ve tried to educate you and the rest of the gullible fear addicts about (conspiracy theories I believe you labelled it all as) has turned out to be true. So I wouldn’t expect you to belatedly apologise, never mind thank me for my past efforts to wake you from your state of obedience to the now discredited narrative you so willingly and unquestioningly agreed to be taken in by. I’m sure you now agree with everything I’ve said, so in the spirit of Christmas and all that bollocks I’ve ordered a case of Tesco value beans and a selection of Airfix propellor paints online today as a surprise Crimbo pressie from me to you. PM me your address and they should be with you early next week. What are you doing for Christmas? Is Drew coming over for dinner this year? Fuck off. lol. I’ll take that as a yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 50 minutes ago, King Billy said: Haven’t heard of Allen Millard, but that other mate of his Allen Millyard is definitely a mechanical genius I reckon. They’re both very clever. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: Harold would struggle to finish a toddler's four-piece dinosaur jigsaw without his mother at hand. Whoever has Eddie likes needs help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I'd love to have been a gardener at a girls public school. I'd show them how to handle a chopper and blow great long golden plumes of spittle in the air. I'd introduce them to simple outdoor bedding and training a bush against a wall. Harold, your are ranting about everything in a sinister attempt to deflect from this concerning comment. As a self confessed 70 year old man, you claim you'd love to have been a Gardener at a Girls Public School. Considering you'd most likely have to be at least 18 years old to do this job and the youngest girls attending the school would be approximately 11 years old, I would like you to explain yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Harold, your are ranting about everything in a sinister attempt to deflect from this concerning comment. As a self confessed 70 year old man, you'd claim you'd love to have been a Gardener at a Girls Public School. Considering you'd most likely have to be at least 18 years old to do this job and the youngest girls attending the school would be approximately 11 years old, I would like you explains yourself. I would cultivate the sixth form at Chaste Place when Hattie and Kenneth weren't looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 13, 2023 Report Share Posted December 13, 2023 49 minutes ago, Eddie said: Bill you toothy old villain, stick a tree in the back of the 2014 M4 and pop in round tomorrow would you pal? I can’t be arsed getting up in the loft to get the old Argos silver tree down. @King Billy, and whilst you're at it, take a pair of enormous black buttocks as well, to fill his jeans. @Eddie, Merry Christmas, you gluteus maximus challenged freak. Ho ho ho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Bill you toothy old villain, stick a tree in the back of the 2014 M4 and pop in round tomorrow would you pal? I can’t be arsed getting up in the loft to get the old Argos silver tree down. My imaginary M4 was seized last week for unpaid parking fines Ed. I’ve been getting about on an old Yamaha FS1E which I’ve had stored in the shed since the early 80s that I was going to restore some day. It’s still got its original L-Plates so I should be OK. Withers however is a fucking disgrace tbh. No-one would blame you if you smashed his daft face to a pulp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I’ll take that as a yes. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I still don't get it. Doing up old motorbikes doesn't cut it. Fuck me. Madoff was a financial genius, Biden is a geo-political strategy genius, Rod Stewart doesn't want to sound "too much like Sinatra" on his new (what's that? It's Christmas?) "Swing" album. Yawn. Where do you fucking get off with the hyperbole a bit like the fucking orange pole you carry about on your parades. Fuck off cunt. 🍊 🎶What do you mean?🎶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: @King Billy, and whilst you're at it, take a pair of enormous black buttocks as well, to fill his jeans. @Eddie, Merry Christmas, you gluteus maximus challenged freak. Ho ho ho. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 9 hours ago, Eddie said: Bill you toothy old villain, stick a tree in the back of the 2014 M4 and pop in round tomorrow would you pal? I can’t be arsed getting up in the loft to get the old Argos silver tree down. You’re making a mistake, Ed. The orange cunt dropped mine off yesterday…it’s a fucking disgrace, the Karen Carpenter of Xmas trees, if you get me. The shithouse has had a nibble at the wife I reckon. There were pine needles in her undies and a filthy sash under the bed. The man’s a fucking opportunistic twat, so he is. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 10 hours ago, King Billy said: 🎶What do you mean?🎶 Rod Stewart was right he won't /can't sing like Frank. Cos he's a genius. Ha ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: There were pine needles in her undies I'm surprised, there couldn't be much difference between a pine needle and your cock. LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 16 hours ago, Decimus said: a singular hairy, totally fucking smug, Ritchiesque gestalt entity I thought you'd stopped looking in the mirror? Your vanity is nothing to be proud of. LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 33 minutes ago, and said: I thought you'd stopped looking in the mirror? Your vanity is nothing to be proud of. LOL You're not welcome here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted December 14, 2023 Report Share Posted December 14, 2023 3 hours ago, and said: I'm surprised, there couldn't be much difference between a pine needle and your cock. LOL 🤣😅🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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