Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Well at least you apologised. Twice. Now back to your sticklebricks and Peppa Pig videos you backward Cuntbubble. Does anyone know which one is Flo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Does anyone know which one is Flo? The only "Flo" I'd like to see you associated with is your corpse being thrown into a river and then out to sea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 I couldn’t be persuaded to fuck either of the talent-resistant fuck-ugly lesbian cunts. Having two self-congratulatory unwashed femtards scissoring each other’s curtains into a froth via the medium of song is a fucking strange way to sell banking. They can fuck off and drop dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 You've a very long wait, anyway, your mother won't let you out on your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 10 hours ago, Ape said: You’re almost certainly the dullest person to have ever lived. No... that is me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 At least it’s a bit original. I hope they are paid well . Very likely it will become very irritating but then that is the fate of all adverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5478565/Nationwide-call-police-death-threats-singing-sisters.html Repeat bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 On 1/25/2018 at 11:05 PM, Last Cunt Standing said: God I hate these Cunts. Nationwide's marketing department needs fucking drowning in sewage for inflicting these two on us twenty times a fucking night. Box ticking at its finest, you can almost picture the mood board in some dreary Swindon office festooned with words like “quirky” and “original”, and some ponytailed Cunt getting a hard on about his amazing find driving his brand. Ugly, tuneless slags producing unfunny ear worms akin to nails down a blackboard are unlikely to influence my choice of financial service provision. If you can’t treat me like an adult, try lezzing up or oil wrestling for 30 seconds next to a Nationwide logo and you’ll have my attention, if not my business. I imagine Neil would smash the Granny out of the blonde one, mind. Fuck off. So this is an advert for Nationwide. I thought it was for assisted suicides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 On 08/03/2018 at 7:13 PM, Last Cunt Standing said: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5478565/Nationwide-call-police-death-threats-singing-sisters.html Repeat bollocks. "Death threats"? Fuck sake what utter snowflakery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 I reckon I could generate a decent Flo over Joans' organ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I reckon I could generate a decent Flo over Joans' organ. As charming as this offer is, I sincerely doubt that Joan would appreciate a cirrhotic, bald dwarf drooling all over her Yamaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I reckon I could generate a decent Flo over Joans' organ. I'd like to see all of Joan's organs on the outside. I reckon if you could get your hand far enough down her throat and then pull really hard, it's doable. PS If anyone from the Crown Prosecution Service is reading this, that's not a death threat or a hate crime, it's a joke. PPS Although I do hate them, fair cop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd like to see all of Joan's organs on the outside. I reckon if you could get your hand far enough down her throat and then pull really hard, it's doable. PS If anyone from the Crown Prosecution Service is reading this, that's not a death threat or a hate crime, it's a joke. PPS Although I do hate them, fair cop. I don't see anything threatening. You are offering to save us from a sound worse than the spice girls, they are like Victoria Wood in stereo, without her talent. I want them liquidised feet first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 13, 2018 Report Share Posted March 13, 2018 11 hours ago, Decimus said: As charming as this offer is, I sincerely doubt that Joan would appreciate a cirrhotic, bald dwarf drooling all over her Yamaha. Whereas you would quite happily lose yours over a Rolf Harris Stylophone, no doubt. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 On 26/01/2018 at 07:05, Last Cunt Standing said: God I hate these Cunts. Nationwide's marketing department needs fucking drowning in sewage for inflicting these two on us twenty times a fucking night. Box ticking at its finest, you can almost picture the mood board in some dreary Swindon office festooned with words like “quirky” and “original”, and some ponytailed Cunt getting a hard on about his amazing find driving his brand. Ugly, tuneless slags producing unfunny ear worms akin to nails down a blackboard are unlikely to influence my choice of financial service provision. If you can’t treat me like an adult, try lezzing up or oil wrestling for 30 seconds next to a Nationwide logo and you’ll have my attention, if not my business. I imagine Neil would smash the Granny out of the blonde one, mind. Fuck off. It appears then that the intervening 2 years have not killed off these talentless harridans and they are shoved on the Royal Variety Show, which has, like a distant metastasis made it’s way on to Australian TV at 9pm on Christmas Day. I was peacefully sleeping off my trifle when I awoke to find these two staring down at me in UHD from the Telly. The blond one has gotten fat. They’ve gotten even less funny and doubled-down on the “woke”, which makes me want to waterboard the pair of them until their sinuses bleed. How the fuck have they got a career? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 Us normal folk of the UK send all our criminals and other undesirables to the other side of the world. Nothing has really changed in 200 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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