Last Cunt Standing Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 God I hate these Cunts. Nationwide's marketing department needs fucking drowning in sewage for inflicting these two on us twenty times a fucking night. Box ticking at its finest, you can almost picture the mood board in some dreary Swindon office festooned with words like “quirky” and “original”, and some ponytailed Cunt getting a hard on about his amazing find driving his brand. Ugly, tuneless slags producing unfunny ear worms akin to nails down a blackboard are unlikely to influence my choice of financial service provision. If you can’t treat me like an adult, try lezzing up or oil wrestling for 30 seconds next to a Nationwide logo and you’ll have my attention, if not my business. I imagine Neil would smash the Granny out of the blonde one, mind. Fuck off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 I wonder if Minnie Driver drives a Mini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: I wonder if Minnie Driver drives a Mini Maybe her sister Laurie does Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I imagine Neil would smash the Granny out of the blonde one, mind. I prefer the one with the glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: God I hate these Cunts. Nationwide's marketing department needs fucking drowning in sewage for inflicting these two on us twenty times a fucking night. Box ticking at its finest, you can almost picture the mood board in some dreary Swindon office festooned with words like “quirky” and “original”, and some ponytailed Cunt getting a hard on about his amazing find driving his brand. Ugly, tuneless slags producing unfunny ear worms akin to nails down a blackboard are unlikely to influence my choice of financial service provision. If you can’t treat me like an adult, try lezzing up or oil wrestling for 30 seconds next to a Nationwide logo and you’ll have my attention, if not my business. I imagine Neil would smash the Granny out of the blonde one, mind. Fuck off. Good call. These two cunts make me want to put my foot through the screen. It's one of those fucking piss boiling commercials that are so annoying that I don't even know what it's advertising. The go compare singer's a cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I wonder if Minnie Driver drives a Mini Is Lorne Green still alive or is he under a green lawn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: God I hate these Cunts. Nationwide's marketing department needs fucking drowning in sewage for inflicting these two on us twenty times a fucking night. Box ticking at its finest, you can almost picture the mood board in some dreary Swindon office festooned with words like “quirky” and “original”, and some ponytailed Cunt getting a hard on about his amazing find driving his brand. Ugly, tuneless slags producing unfunny ear worms akin to nails down a blackboard are unlikely to influence my choice of financial service provision. If you can’t treat me like an adult, try lezzing up or oil wrestling for 30 seconds next to a Nationwide logo and you’ll have my attention, if not my business. I imagine Neil would smash the Granny out of the blonde one, mind. Fuck off. Yeah,I'd probably make a deposit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 46 minutes ago, Neil said: Yeah,I'd probably make a deposit No doubt you’d have to queue behind a little rope before you get to toss your wad down and she has to flick through it with a smile her face while licking her fingers. I’m sure you’d give a good account of yourself. It’s too early to think of more bank double entendres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Is it worse than every Halifax advert ever? It's certainly a fucking contender. "Nationwide Adverts" was my second ever nomination, but it was a bit shit so I'm not posting a link to it. Here's one instead to one of my favourite sites, where the Tui sht advert smashed another Nationwide shit advert into second place in the vote for worst advert of 2017. http://adturds.co.uk/2018/01/19/the-worst-advert-of-2017-the-tui-advert/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: God I hate these Cunts. Nationwide's marketing department needs fucking drowning in sewage for inflicting these two on us twenty times a fucking night. Box ticking at its finest, you can almost picture the mood board in some dreary Swindon office festooned with words like “quirky” and “original”, and some ponytailed Cunt getting a hard on about his amazing find driving his brand. Ugly, tuneless slags producing unfunny ear worms akin to nails down a blackboard are unlikely to influence my choice of financial service provision. If you can’t treat me like an adult, try lezzing up or oil wrestling for 30 seconds next to a Nationwide logo and you’ll have my attention, if not my business. I imagine Neil would smash the Granny out of the blonde one, mind. Fuck off. Admit it, as much as you hate them, if the opportunity presented, you'd give em one up the back door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 4 hours ago, Neil said: Yeah,I'd probably make a deposit Its a nice sunny January morning and all you can think of is coque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 12 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Maybe her sister Laurie does Panzerknacker Laurie the mini driver? That's shit Tank Bollock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is Lorne Green still alive or is he under a green lawn? Slim Pickens, Terry Fuckwit, Alma Geddon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is Lorne Green still alive or is he under a green lawn? Slim Pickens, Terry Fuckwit, Alma Geddon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: No doubt you’d have to queue behind a little rope before you get to toss your wad down and she has to flick through it with a smile her face while licking her fingers. I’m sure you’d give a good account of yourself. It’s too early to think of more bank double entendres. Did you bring a coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Sorry, I think they're funny. Sorry, I find them funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Sorry, I think they're funny. Sorry, I find them funny. ...Ugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 22 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Sorry, I think they're funny. Sorry, I find them funny. Are you the moderating department's window licker, Rick? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Are you the moderating department's window licker, Rick? It's not very nice to give him ideas above his station, Gyps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 40 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Sorry, I think they're funny. Sorry, I find them funny. And I find them both very attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: And I find them both very attractive. You’re almost certainly the dullest person to have ever lived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, Ape said: You’re almost certainly the dullest person to have ever lived. And without doubt, the stupidest fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And without doubt, the stupidest fucking cunt. Not quite you festering turd, you're below me on the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And without doubt, the stupidest fucking cunt. And he “likes” posts that are derogatory to him. He’s a strange cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: Sorry, I think they're funny. Sorry, I find them funny. Well at least you apologised. Twice. Now back to your sticklebricks and Peppa Pig videos you backward Cuntbubble. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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