Guest Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 A couple of fat, dirty northern bastards. No discernible talent - everything they cook looks like a greasy pile of shit, and their presenting is annoying as fuck. They've got tits to rival Nigella Lawson's but they're not even half as good as wank material. Bet they shove cucumbers up each other's hairy, claggy arseholes, the fucking filthy northern monkey cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 Well I find them very educational and entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Well I find them very educational and entertaining. Along with Duplo Blocks©. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 39 minutes ago, Admiral Cuntblaster said: A couple of fat, dirty northern bastards. No discernible talent - everything they cook looks like a greasy pile of shit, and their presenting is annoying as fuck. They've got tits to rival Nigella Lawson's but they're not even half as good as wank material. Bet they shove cucumbers up each other's hairy, claggy arseholes, the fucking filthy northern monkey cunts. Good nom, anyone Northern needs eradicating, and this pair of giggling faggots are no exception. On the topic of annoying celebrity chefs, I raise you with Simon Peter Rimmer. Aptly named after his favourite past time of sticking his stupid tongue so far up Tim Baldy Lovejoy’s arsehole that he can floss his teeth from the inside. I want them both dead. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 The soap dodging duo would not look out of place cooking Salmonella burgers in a fairground. I would imagine anything dished up by these pair of cunts is covered in hairs and bogeys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 Or as they say in Newcastle "Tha hooory beekahs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or as they say in Newcastle "Tha hooory beekahs". Jesus Chris, you stupid fucking whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Jesus Chris, you stupid fucking whore. Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Jesus Chris, you stupid fucking whore. Who the fuck is Chris ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Who the fuck is Chris ? Shut up, P, you plagiarising little faggot. I've already done this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Who the fuck is Chris ? Right, that’s the last fucking straw. Please explain why the FUCK you insist on leaving a space before question marks? What the fuck kind of education did you receive, if any? You utter fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Ape said: Right, that’s the last fucking straw. Please explain why the FUCK you insist on leaving a space before question marks? What the fuck kind of education did you receive, if any? You utter fucking wanker. Ape I sometimes feel the need to leave a space after the letter 'l' if I'm then going to use an exclamation mark. It seems so right it can't be wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Right, that’s the last fucking straw. Please explain why the FUCK you insist on leaving a space before question marks? What the fuck kind of education did you receive, if any? You utter fucking wanker. Reported for going off topic and re-steering the thread. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or as they say in Newcastle "Tha hooory beekahs". You stupid cow. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for going off topic and re-steering the thread. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 34 minutes ago, ratcum said: Ape I sometimes feel the need to leave a space after the letter 'l' if I'm then going to use an exclamation mark. It seems so right it can't be wrong Eye aye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Jesus Chris, you stupid fucking whore. Oi Frank! You know the lowest setting on a toaster? The one no one has a fuckin clue what it's for? That's you that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 Scruffy northern cunts. See those bikes they ride? They’re girls bikes they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Scruffy northern cunts. See those bikes they ride? They’re girls bikes they are. Puff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: Jesus Chris, you stupid fucking whore. Brilliant. All that wanking has turned you blind as well as fucking senile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Scruffy northern cunts. See those bikes they ride? They’re girls bikes they are. Homage to Newman & Baddiels 'history today'? I miss that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 44 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Puff Dyke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Homage to Newman & Baddiels 'history today'? I miss that shit. Shit being the operative word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Homage to Newman & Baddiels 'history today'? I miss that shit. We all know Baddiel is your secret wankfest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 17 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported for going off topic and re-steering the thread. Cretin. Is that really the best comeback you've got ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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