Guest judgetwi Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 6 hours ago, ratcum said: common ground again Jewdy? What shall we call our new political movement eh? An interesting idea Herr Oberst. It’s unlikely that we could make a bigger fuck up of running the country than any of the other cunts I have had to witness. However your lot haven’t got much of a track record either to be honest. 👨✈️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Sounds a bit gay. Although I’m guessing a fat, desperate, lonely loser such as yourself would probably struggle to get an erection for anything other than a Chicken Cottage Big Bucket, so I’d probably be safe. Please don’t quote me again. I don’t like you. Tough shit mate. I’ll quote the Marquis de Sade if I fucking feel like it. Crying and saying “I don’t like you” don’t make any difference you Nancy boy. What a big fucking pair of snowflake’s knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Tough shit mate. I’ll quote the Marquis de Sade if I fucking feel like it. Crying and saying “I don’t like you” don’t make any difference you Nancy boy. What a big fucking pair of snowflake’s knickers. He's a big girl, crying in the kitchen now I expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: A black man goes into the doctors with a frog sitting on top of his head, the doctor asks "so what seems to be the problem here, sir?", to which the frog replies "well, i've got this massive blackhead on my arse” Here all week. Bubba, I’ve wronged you, in a chop ridden drunken mess. Can I make it up to you- guy from Norwich goes into a restaurant with a big fat pig maitre D says hello sir would you and your dog like a table for two? wretch from Norwich says- she isn’t a dog, she’s a pig. Maitre D says- but she’s covered in black and white hair sir Never mind that shite, says the cunt from Norwich, I’m the best on here, bring us this instant two glasses of spunk. Make them doubles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 4 hours ago, Bubba C said: A black man goes into the doctors with a frog sitting on top of his head, the doctor asks "so what seems to be the problem here, sir?", to which the frog replies "well, i've got this massive blackhead on my arse” Here all week. Laffin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 5 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Bubba, I’ve wronged you, in a chop ridden drunken mess. Can I make it up to you- guy from Norwich goes into a restaurant with a big fat pig maitre D says hello sir would you and your dog like a table for two? wretch from Norwich says- she isn’t a dog, she’s a pig. Maitre D says- but she’s covered in black and white hair sir Never mind that shite, says the cunt from Norwich, I’m the best on here, bring us this instant two glasses of spunk. Make them doubles. You've got until midday to apologise. Not even Bill would be allowed to take such fucking liberties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 I should think that with the wardrobe malfunctions at a Little Mix event, lip reading would be a useful skill to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 On 1/24/2018 at 5:24 PM, Cuntybaws said: I If you were deaf and someone signed the banal lyrics of those manufactured, airhead Little Mix sluts at you, that might well be worth suing over. The ungrateful cunt mother in the topical story below, however, having demanded that signing be provided for her when she accompanied her hearing daughter to their concert, is now suing their promoter for not covering the support act too. What a stupid fucking cunthole. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-42776454 Sorry, Proper. I notice the one who looks like a hippo has a tattoo on her upper-right thigh. I'm not entirely sure what it says, though 'don't insert kebab here' is probably a fair guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 4 hours ago, Decimus said: You've got until midday to apologise. Not even Bill would be allowed to take such fucking liberties. Before you get fucked could you please tell me why some Norfuck cunts pronounce Happisburgh as "Hayzburra" and others as "Arseburra"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Tough shit mate. I’ll quote the Marquis de Sade if I fucking feel like it. Crying and saying “I don’t like you” don’t make any difference you Nancy boy. What a big fucking pair of snowflake’s knickers. I admire you for this comment Judge .. I still don't like you though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: An interesting idea Herr Oberst. It’s unlikely that we could make a bigger fuck up of running the country than any of the other cunts I have had to witness. However your lot haven’t got much of a track record either to be honest. 👨✈️ The "CUNT AND JEWDY SHOW" party. That's the way to do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 12 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Bubba, I’ve wronged you, in a chop ridden drunken mess. Can I make it up to you- guy from Norwich goes into a restaurant with a big fat pig maitre D says hello sir would you and your dog like a table for two? wretch from Norwich says- she isn’t a dog, she’s a pig. Maitre D says- but she’s covered in black and white hair sir Never mind that shite, says the cunt from Norwich, I’m the best on here, bring us this instant two glasses of spunk. Make them doubles. Can we ever get back to the way we were? Maybe, but I have 2 conditions: 1-don’t ever befriend Stubby again, he’s the worst on here 2-stop PM’ing me photos of your cock with “sorry” scrawled on the side with a Sharpie. At least I’m guessing that’s what “sry” means as it had to be abbreviated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 18 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: .... Never mind that shite, says the cunt from Norwich, I’m the best on here, bring us this instant two glasses of spunk. Make them doubles. Outstanding. For a stupid fucking cunt, you have a crude, yet notable, talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 26, 2018 Report Share Posted January 26, 2018 9 hours ago, Bubba C said: Can we ever get back to the way we were? Maybe, but I have 2 conditions: 1-don’t ever befriend Stubby again, he’s the worst on here 2-stop PM’ing me photos of your cock with “sorry” scrawled on the side with a Sharpie. At least I’m guessing that’s what “sry” means as it had to be abbreviated. It said “sexy” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It said “sexy” Maybe when fully engorged. From the looks of the 6th photo, it fucking stinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 27, 2018 Report Share Posted January 27, 2018 Well.. her name is in the paper. Perhaps that is what she wants. This all sounds a bit opportunistic to me. It will probably end up costing her a lot of money for fuckall return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 On 27/01/2018 at 7:21 AM, Bubba C said: Maybe when fully engorged. From the looks of the 6th photo, it fucking stinks. I won’t lie to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 On 27/01/2018 at 7:30 AM, cuntspotter said: Well.. her name is in the paper. Perhaps that is what she wants. This all sounds a bit opportunistic to me. It will probably end up costing her a lot of money for fuckall return. Zzzzzzz, paper, name, cunt. What’s happened to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly You'll hear about him everywhere you go The time will come when everyone will know the name of Champion the wonder horse Still dead mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Like a mighty cannonball he seems to fly You'll hear about him everywhere you go The time will come when everyone will know the name of Champion the wonder horse Still dead mind Lassie is still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Lassie is still alive. ass fucked by Skippy Skippy, Skippy Skippy the Rolf Harris lure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Lassie is still alive. Is she retired or still starring in Hollywood blockbusters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 On 26/01/2018 at 6:23 AM, Decimus said: You've got until midday to apologise. Not even Bill would be allowed to take such fucking liberties. Apply one “like”, and you have yourself a deal sir. Anyway I know you liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 On 26/01/2018 at 10:23 AM, Wolfie said: I notice the one who looks like a hippo has a tattoo on her upper-right thigh. I'm not entirely sure what it says, though 'don't insert kebab here' is probably a fair guess. It says “Ayrshire Dry Cure”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 13 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Is she retired or still starring in Hollywood blockbusters? I saw her in a film a few months ago .. she must be at least 60 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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