Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 Loads of chav types moaning about their holidays because THEY didn't read the brochures/website etc properly or didn't tick the correct boxes on line. Serves them fucking right I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 23 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Loads of chav types moaning about their holidays because THEY didn't read the brochures/website etc properly or didn't tick the correct boxes on line. Serves them fucking right I say. Is this the same empathy you display towards disgruntled customers at McDonald's? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Is this the same empathy you display towards disgruntled customers at McDonald's? I wouldn't know, never had any disgruntled customers on my shifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 I'm pretty sure the Tunisia brochures quite explicitly pointed out the risks of being gunned down while trying to waddle up the beach to safety. Always look for the ATOL sign. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Albert Ross said: I wouldn't know, never had any disgruntled customers on my shifts. That's probably because you never get to see them while you're locked in the bogs on every shift, phone in hand, making us all laugh out loud with your clever, witty, insightful prose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: That's probably because you never get to see them while you're locked in the bogs on every shift, phone in hand, making us all laugh out loud with your clever, witty, insightful prose. I never lock the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Albert Ross said: I wouldn't know, never had any disgruntled customers on my shifts. Not through lack of trying. However, I imagine that your micropenis and vestigial testicles are incapable of summoning any semen to marinate the Big Tasty burger with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 9 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Loads of chav types moaning about their holidays because THEY didn't read the brochures/website etc properly or didn't tick the correct boxes on line. Serves them fucking right I say. You sound bitter, you thick wanker. Next time do as the rest of your council estate dwelling species and book 7 nights in a static caravan overlooking the polluted stench and industrial depression of Newport. Enjoy the legionaries disease and brutal gang rapping from the natives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 Which Newport? Please post a link, I'm too thick and lazy to look for myself. You sound like you speak from experience, how many of your "siblings" shared your bed? You inbred webfooted nancy boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Which Newport? Please post a link, I'm too thick and lazy to look for myself. You sound like you speak from experience, how many of your "siblings" shared your bed? You inbred webfooted nancy boy. Reported. Not for insinuating that he has indulged in incestuous sexual abuse, but for having the sheer fucking audacity of confusing him with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Not through lack of trying. However, I imagine that your micropenis and vestigial testicles are incapable of summoning any semen to marinate the Big Tasty burger with. Reported. McDonalds have never used semen to garnish their burgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Reported. McDonalds have never used semen to garnish their burgers. Reported. Libelous accusations ....edited..unless you have a burger pasted with semen garnish, and can prove they did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 26 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Good thinking. Have erased it. Well that's a bit different then....normally such a sentiment would have me branded a thick fucking cunt and told to fuck off several times. I like you, Gyps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 19 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Which Newport? Please post a link, I'm too thick and lazy to look for myself. You sound like you speak from experience, how many of your "siblings" shared your bed? You inbred webfooted nancy boy. 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Reported. Not for insinuating that he has indulged in incestuous sexual abuse, but for having the sheer fucking audacity of confusing him with me. The six digits of the standard true native of Gloucestershire may well be smeared in sheep shit and their sisters vaginal fluids, but at least they're not webbed. As for you Bertie, you might be a new low for the corner, a spectacularly pig shit dense wanker, totally innocuous and a raging bender to boot. You and rollos attempt to drag this place into a matey mumsnet recipe swapping zone makes me want to vomit. I want you both dead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Albert Ross said: I never lock the door.... ....but you would if you could close it. Stop eating the profits is my advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 47 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The six digits of the standard true native of Gloucestershire may well be smeared in sheep shit and their sisters vaginal fluids, but at least they're not webbed. As for you Bertie, you might be a new low for the corner, a spectacularly pig shit dense wanker, totally innocuous and a raging bender to boot. You and rollos attempt to drag this place into a matey mumsnet recipe swapping zone makes me want to vomit. I want you both dead You have a long wait, shit for brains, only the good die young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 I tried to have a relaxing weekend break at the Pontlands Park Hotel, Chelmsford, but I was kept awake most of the night by the fat cunt in the next room whimpering "won't you touch it, even?" through the keyhole. Spoiled my holiday it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 56 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: You have a long wait, shit for brains, only the good die young. Stubby would be brain dead but he hasn't got a brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I tried to have a relaxing weekend break at the Pontlands Park Hotel, Chelmsford, but I was kept awake most of the night by the fat cunt in the next room whimpering "won't you touch it, even?" through the keyhole. Spoiled my holiday it did. Why didn't you get a double room with your boyfriend in the first place? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 Call The Midwife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I tried to have a relaxing weekend break at the Pontlands Park Hotel, Chelmsford, but I was kept awake most of the night by the fat cunt in the next room whimpering "won't you touch it, even?" through the keyhole. Spoiled my holiday it did. You have only yourself to blame. You should have known better than to tell Frank where you would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Albert Ross said: You have a long wait, shit for brains, only the good die young. Albert, I’ve no idea who you are and I absolutely cannot stand you. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Albert, I’ve no idea who you are and I absolutely cannot stand you. Fuck off. Who the fuck are you? You fat bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 10 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Who the fuck are you? You fat bastard! @Albert Ross & @Lady Penelope Combining to bring this place to its knees with comments just for the sake of it. Half the content here is the useless drivel posted by these troglodytes. Unless there's something funny, constructive or completely cuntish to add, fuck off out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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