Guest King Rollo Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Your imaginary "cook" has only stolen the phrase from Harry S Truman, now grow up you puerile piece of rodent faeces. Albert, meet Cook.She's very pleased to make your acquaintance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: On the subject of social media, there is something far worse than posting pictures of food. I loathe vague posts that hint that something very bad has happened, with the idea of getting others to plead for more information. Yes, King Frank tells me that when Queen Gwen got home, she just posted "Running out of tears." The amount of countesses, duchesses and princesses who posted sympathetic comments, clamouring for clarification, is beyond belief. She's not setting a good example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 6 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Your imaginary "cook" has only stolen the phrase from Harry S Truman, now grow up you puerile piece of rodent faeces. "Aren't proverbs created to be stolen?". K . Rollo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 7 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Your imaginary "cook" has only stolen the phrase from Harry S Truman, now grow up you puerile piece of rodent faeces. Also, I think this phrase has greater resonance coming from Cook. She does, after all, spend a great deal of time in the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: What is this shit, is it your 'famous' fish & chips, that English peasants eat. Little wonder you are all fat, spotty plebs. lol, and fucking vivre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What is this shit, is it your 'famous' fish & chips, that English peasants eat. Little wonder you are all fat, spotty plebs. lol, and fucking vivre It's worse than that Scrotes. If I'm not mistaken, the piss soaked old hag has either nicked cutlery from the local Wetherspoons or she was actually in one, as the print on the plate looks vaguely familiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What is this shit, is it your 'famous' fish & chips, that English peasants eat. Little wonder you are all fat, spotty plebs. lol, and fucking vivre Up your's paysan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: as the print on the plate looks vaguely familiar. It would only be familiar (vaguely) or otherwise if you yourself were a "spoons" regular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 @Albert Ross & @King Rollo You pair of wet pants homos, fuck off with this boring, pointless shit. If you want to swap spunk do it over PM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Albert Ross & @King Rollo You pair of wet pants homos, fuck off with this boring, pointless shit. If you want to swap spunk do it over PM Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 7 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: On the subject of social media, there is something far worse than posting pictures of food. I loathe vague posts that hint that something very bad has happened, with the idea of getting others to plead for more information. U ok hon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 35 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: U ok hon? I'll be alright... ...maybe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: It would only be familiar (vaguely) or otherwise if you yourself were a "spoons" regular. As a "spoons" regular myself, it looks like Fish Friday at JDW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Albert Ross & @King Rollo You pair of wet pants homos, fuck off with this boring, pointless shit. If you want to swap spunk do it over PM Who the fuck are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 9 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: On the subject of social media, there is something far worse than posting pictures of food. I loathe vague posts that hint that something very bad has happened, with the idea of getting others to plead for more information. Please don't take this the wrong way, but I think you and Rick would make a lovely couple. I'm still trying to determine who'll wear the trousers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 53 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Please don't take this the wrong way, but I think you and Rick would make a lovely couple. I'm still trying to determine who'll wear the trousers. No insult taken, Wolfie. You're a good lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 Pictures of the one curled out the morning after ... just a matter of time and more than likely coming soon as some god forsaken "reality" tv channel game show starring paddy shitting mcguiness ... " Was it spinach or was it broccolli and is that a dash of worcester sauce there or something much more sinister ... come on audience what do you think ? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 25 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Pictures of the one curled out the morning after ... just a matter of time and more than likely coming soon as some god forsaken "reality" tv channel game show starring paddy shitting mcguiness ... " Was it spinach or was it broccolli and is that a dash of worcester sauce there or something much more sinister ... come on audience what do you think ? " I think it's already been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 6 hours ago, King Rollo said: Yes, King Frank tells me that when Queen Gwen got home, she just posted "Running out of tears." The amount of countesses, duchesses and princesses who posted sympathetic comments, clamouring for clarification, is beyond belief. She's not setting a good example. I think we've probably all had enough allusions to a short-lived cartoon series aimed at under fives now. I blame myself for not just telling you to fuck off much, much earlier. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: No insult taken, Wolfie. You're a good lad. It's funny the impression one conveys online is often stark in contrast to the real, palpable person. I'll wager you're not a spectacularly boring cunt at all, and have a reputation among your many friends as the crazy life and soul of the party. Might I therefore suggest prefixing your posting title with 'Gregarious', GG? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I think we've probably all had enough allusions to a short-lived cartoon series aimed at under fives now. I blame myself for not just telling you to fuck off much, much earlier. Fuck. I was working on a picture of him as a mind controlled puppet king of doom under the dark spell of the evil barbarian witch queen Gwen. There was going to be big, scantly clad tits and skulls and blood and sorcery and everything... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I think we've probably all had enough allusions to a short-lived cartoon series aimed at under fives now. I blame myself for not just telling you to fuck off much, much earlier. Indeed. The whole “being your avatar” thing has worn as thin as a sheet of graphene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fuck. I was working on a picture of him as a mind controlled puppet king of doom under the dark spell of the evil barbarian witch queen Gwen. There was going to be big, scantly clad tits and skulls and blood and sorcery and everything... Just because Rollo has been outed as a fucking idiot doesn’t mean you can’t finish it RK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Indeed. The whole “being your avatar” thing has worn as thin as a sheet of graphene. Graphene, another great northern invention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: @Albert Ross & @King Rollo You pair of wet pants homos, fuck off with this boring, pointless shit. If you want to swap spunk do it over PM Empty vessels make the most noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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