Guest Gronda Gronda Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 10 hours ago, Decimus said: You really are the most boring cunt to ever inflict their presence on this noble site. I say this as someone who has suffered the likes of Andy Burnett, Apple, Pen, Camberwell Gypsy and Gronda Gronda. The bigger problem for you is your assumption that you matter. You don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 8 hours ago, Rick_B said: Boris is an idiot. People who take the bollox he spouts seriously are even bigger idiots. It's just self-promotion. He knows that The Maybot hasn't got the balls to sack him because she shot herself in the foot and allowed Corbyn's Labour Party to take her majority because the opinion polls were predicting a Tory landslide. Are we talking about the same Boris?. We need someone who's going to stand up for us and get stuck into the Germans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 4 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: The bigger problem for you is your assumption that you matter. You don't. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Rattled. Alright, you got me noivous... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 I am sure Boris is just trying to act in the best interests of this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 22 minutes ago, King Rollo said: I am sure Boris is just trying to act in the best interests of this country. Yes he is. He gets slaughtered for the bus slogan. Everyone's cheated at maths at some point in their lives. It's no big deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 26 minutes ago, King Rollo said: I am sure Boris is just trying to act in the best interests of this country. I've always wanted to know - is Queen Gwen a natural redhead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 Yes! Going a bit grey now though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, White van man said: Yes he is. He gets slaughtered for the bus slogan. Everyone's cheated at maths at some point in their lives. It's no big deal. I know what you mean. My cover photo was taken in August in the middle of the hose pipe ban - I had to tell a few porkies at Snappy Snaps when they started asking awkward questions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 1 minute ago, King Rollo said: I know what you mean. My cover photo was taken in August in the middle of the hose pipe ban - I had to tell a few porkies at Snappy Snaps when they started asking awkward questions! Out of curiosity, how exactly did you bluff your way out of that predicament? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 23 minutes ago, White van man said: Yes he is. He gets slaughtered for the bus slogan. Everyone's cheated at maths at some point in their lives. It's no big deal. Problem with Boris is that he's the fat, stuttering blonde kid who never grew out of the role of class clown at Oxford. Now the Conservatives use him as their incompetent figurehead so that they can hide their mediocrity behind his own. Every time something goes wrong Boris is there to say something utterly retarded like the loyal spacker that he is, thus focusing most of the public scorn away from the party as a whole and onto himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Out of curiosity, how exactly did you bluff your way out of that predicament?. Fortunately, as my fibs were unravelling, an unexpected appearance from George Michael diverted attention from my misdemeanor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 9 minutes ago, King Rollo said: I lied and said the photo was of my twin brother, Boris. excellent avatar Rolo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 Just now, ratcum said: excellent avatar Rolo Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 12 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Cheers! I see a long future ahead of you on here, your majesty. Much longer than that non-avatar using malcontent, bore inducing, spunk entrepreneur Albert. May he die a million painful and humiliating deaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I see a long future ahead of you on here, your majesty. Much longer than that non-avatar using malcontent, bore inducing, spunk entrepreneur Albert. May he die a million painful and humiliating deaths. I'll have a word with Queen Gwen and King Frank and see what we can do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Problem with Boris is that he's the fat, stuttering blonde kid who never grew out of the role of class clown at Oxford. Now the Conservatives use him as their incompetent figurehead so that they can hide their mediocrity behind his own. Every time something goes wrong Boris is there to say something utterly retarded like the loyal spacker that he is, thus focusing most of the public scorn away from the party as a whole and onto himself. I was going to make another Korean gag Killer, but don't have enough material. It'll have to be a blindfold instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: I was going to make another Korean gag Killer, but don't have enough material. It'll have to be a blindfold instead. Was that a combined jest on behalf of their lack of basic resources and the size of their little squinty eyes that also referenced the horrible dictatorial regime they live under?! Ratty you are quite simply the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 2 hours ago, King Rollo said: I'll have a word with Queen Gwen and King Frank and see what we can do... If you see frank, break his spindly legs and slit his fucking throat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: If you see frank, break his spindly legs and slit his fucking throat! Are we speaking of the same King Frank my good man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Are we speaking of the same King Frank my good man? Just to be sure, kill anyone you meet called frank, I'll buy you pint (a bleach) if you do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Just to be sure, kill anyone you meet called frank, I'll buy you pint (a bleach) if you do! Bleach tastes nasty. I decline your offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Bleach tastes nasty. I decline your offer. Deals off motherfucker, welcome to the corner. Punkape will be contacting you shortly for a fisting proposition and I've put you free one way tickets to Syria in the post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Deals off motherfucker, welcome to the corner. Punkape will be contacting you shortly for a fisting proposition and I've put you free one way tickets to Syria in the post I thank you for your warm welcome and promise of tributes. I'm going to like it here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 10 minutes ago, King Rollo said: I thank you for your warm welcome and promise of tributes. I'm going to like it here! Rollo, the good news is that I like you. The bad news is that Stubby appears to be attempting to take you under his pendulous bingo wing. I suggest you read our respective back catalogue of posts and then nail your colours to one of our masts. It can't be both, as I hate him with every inch of my being. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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