Witheredscrote Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I hope we well and truly stuff them at cricket. I'm more upset about the cunts negativity toward French cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I'm more upset about the cunts negativity regarding French cars. Why? They're shit. Does the Renault Clio still have that weird fucking clutch that either stalls the car or causes chavvy wheel spin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 47 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Why? They're shit. Does the Renault Clio still have that weird fucking clutch that either stalls the car or causes chavvy wheel spin? Hey Killer, have you been watching any of the Formula E? It's like fuckin Scalextric for god's sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 35 minutes ago, ratcum said: Hey Killer, have you been watching any of the Formula E? It's like fuckin Scalextric for god's sake Nah, it's full of sad old twats who are too decrepit to race proper cars but can't let the glory days go and uppity little shits who aren't good enough to be proper racing drivers and think driving around in glorified milk floats somehow validates their existence. The races are horrendously tacky as well - using pyrotechnics at certain parts of the track like whenever they go under a bridge to stop people falling asleep from boredom. The most exciting part is when they have to run to fresh cars halfway through the race because their batteries are running out. Load of shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Nah, it's full of sad old twats who are too decrepit to race proper cars but can't let the glory days go and uppity little shits who aren't good enough to be proper racing drivers and think driving around in glorified milk floats somehow validates their existence. The races are horrendously tacky as well - using pyrotechnics at certain parts of the track like whenever they go under a bridge to stop people falling asleep from boredom. The most exciting part is when they have to run to fresh cars halfway through the race because their batteries are running out. Load of shite. racing dildos would be more exciting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: racing dildos would be more exciting It would certainly make Susie Wolff more interesting to watch - although I imagine Toto is the one getting penetrated in that relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: Why? They're shit. Does the Renault Clio still have that weird fucking clutch that either stalls the car or causes chavvy wheel spin? The new TVR griffith is going to be entering racing after it's released. Friggin 200mph beast with a 5 litre v8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 On 1/19/2018 at 7:53 AM, Punkape said: I did have a modicum of respect for New Zealand, after all they play great rugby... Nah. They're playing increasingly average rugby, and simply getting by through dirty tactics, outright cheating and some favourable reffing decisions along the way. The All Blacks are dining out on past glories and phoning it in at the moment. If Scotland can pretty much keep up with you then you aren't that great a rugby team. Lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 On 19/01/2018 at 7:10 PM, Wizardsleeve said: You can lead a flock to water, Frank....or in your case, a tanker of bleach. Unlike you however, I'd never force bleach down an animal's throat...you?? Gladly! Wiz I’m in an awful state. I nodded off at the wheel and ploughed into the back of some poor lady’s Renault in Sunbury-on-Thames. The police are on the way and I’m over the limit. This is it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Wiz I’m in an awful state. I nodded off at the wheel and ploughed into the back of some poor lady’s Renault in Sunbury-on-Thames. The police are on the way and I’m over the limit. This is it. I’ve never heard it called that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I’ve never heard it called that before. This is happening now, quince, you fucking idiot. I need the best advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: This is happening now, quince, you fucking idiot. I need the best advice. Wow, is it, Morpheus. I advise you to get a lot funnier, and be quick about it, lest you suffer an awful ignominy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, Frank said: This is happening now, quince, you fucking idiot. I need the best advice. The best advice costs. A lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Wiz I’m in an awful state. I nodded off at the wheel and ploughed into the back of some poor lady’s Renault in Sunbury-on-Thames. The police are on the way and I’m over the limit. This is it. If ever there was a case for judicial execution for drink driving this is it. Unfortunately this is just another pile of bullshit from your overactive imagination. Get back to tugging your winkle you pathetic old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 30, 2018 Report Share Posted January 30, 2018 On 29/01/2018 at 11:24 PM, Frank said: This is happening now, quince, you fucking idiot. I need the best advice. Tell me more about your requirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 30, 2018 Report Share Posted January 30, 2018 Several of my close relatives are from Kiwiland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 On 1/29/2018 at 6:19 PM, Frank said: Wiz I’m in an awful state. I nodded off at the wheel and ploughed into the back of some poor lady’s Renault in Sunbury-on-Thames. The police are on the way and I’m over the limit. This is it. Be sure to treat the police with the same respect you show each of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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