Decimus Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 I've read a few articles online today fawning over this gormless spawn of an Arab-fucking slut. First off, he's been visiting sick children in a hospital in-lieu of working a proper 9-5 job. The likes of The Sun and The Torygraph are obsequious in the extreme, as if the kids actually want him there breathing his truffle and guinea fowl breath over them, and assuming that he's attended for any other reason than a photo opportunity. Secondly, he is being congratulated on his "daring buzz cut". I'm not sure what the Royalist readership of a filthy red-top rag consider this to be, but in my opinion, it's not the hair cut of an ugly bald cunt who has simply trimmed the sparse side whispers of his already largely hairless bonce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 Well yes. I mean, it's not even as if he's got an interestingly-shaped head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've read a few articles online today fawning over this gormless spawn of an Arab-fucking slut. First off, he's been visiting sick children in a hospital in-lieu of working a proper 9-5 job. The likes of The Sun and The Torygraph are obsequious in the extreme, as if the kids actually want him there breathing his truffle and guinea fowl breath over them, and assuming that he's attended for any other reason than a photo opportunity. Secondly, he is being congratulated on his "daring buzz cut". I'm not sure what the Royalist readership of a filthy red-top rag consider this to be, but in my opinion, it's not the hair cut of an ugly bald cunt who has simply trimmed the sparse side whispers of his already largely hairless bonce. Mind you, his hairdo would have served him well as a bonding tool, should he ever have had the opportunity to bounce on the knee of his Bedouin camel trader cunt of a step-Grandfather. Phil the Greek was justified in having the ex SAS deniable operatives run that pair of cunts into a tunnel wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: ...an ugly bald cunt who has simply trimmed the sparse side whispers of his already largely hairless bonce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mind you, his hairdo would have served him well as a bonding tool, should he ever have had the opportunity to bounce on the knee of his Bedouin camel trader cunt of a step-Grandfather. Phil the Greek was justified in having the ex SAS deniable operatives run that pair of cunts into a tunnel wall. I know I'm a boring sad fuck but I've been looking at the Metro online. They have quite a few photographs of the afore mentioned Duke show how he's been losing his locks over the years. Now, I can't decide if he's the offspring of William Hague or Iain Duncan Smith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I know I'm a boring sad fuck but I've been looking at the Metro online. They have quite a few photographs of the afore mentioned Duke show how he's been losing his locks over the years. Now, I can't decide if he's the offspring of William Hague or Iain Duncan Smith. Best not waste too much time thinking about it Albert. He's just another, large toothed, small brained inbred product of a circular and confined gene pool. Also, apologies for my savage attack the other night. I was very drunk. You're still a cunt, but so are we all. That's why we're here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I know I'm a boring sad fuck but I've been looking at the Metro online. They have quite a few photographs of the afore mentioned Duke show how he's been losing his locks over the years. Now, I can't decide if he's the offspring of William Hague or Iain Duncan Smith. Do you know, there's times I wake up from a shattering nightmare that Vince Cable once had a crack at her and hey presto, 9-months later it's Just William! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've read a few articles online today fawning over this gormless spawn of an Arab-fucking slut. First off, he's been visiting sick children in a hospital in-lieu of working a proper 9-5 job. The likes of The Sun and The Torygraph are obsequious in the extreme, as if the kids actually want him there breathing his truffle and guinea fowl breath over them, and assuming that he's attended for any other reason than a photo opportunity. Secondly, he is being congratulated on his "daring buzz cut". I'm not sure what the Royalist readership of a filthy red-top rag consider this to be, but in my opinion, it's not the hair cut of an ugly bald cunt who has simply trimmed the sparse side whispers of his already largely hairless bonce. Step aside Andrew Morton, our very own Decimus will write the next volume on this vacuous trollope 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Best not waste too much time thinking about it Albert. He's just another, large toothed, small brained inbred product of a circular and confined gene pool. Also, apologies for my savage attack the other night. I was very drunk. You're still a cunt, but so are we all. That's why we're here. Apologies not accepted you snivelling piece of reptile shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: Apologies not accepted you snivelling piece of reptile shit. I've seen reptile shit and it never snivels Alberto Balsam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: I've seen reptile shit and it never snivels Alberto Balsam Vote Rat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Apologies not accepted you snivelling piece of reptile shit. You fucking little shit. You and that @Bubba C cunt are now properly on my radar. Yes bibbly, you too. I'm going to email Withers post-haste and formulate a strategy to deal with you, you despicable Welsh bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've read a few articles online today fawning over this gormless spawn of an Arab-fucking slut. First off, he's been visiting sick children in a hospital in-lieu of working a proper 9-5 job. The likes of The Sun and The Torygraph are obsequious in the extreme, as if the kids actually want him there breathing his truffle and guinea fowl breath over them, and assuming that he's attended for any other reason than a photo opportunity. Secondly, he is being congratulated on his "daring buzz cut". I'm not sure what the Royalist readership of a filthy red-top rag consider this to be, but in my opinion, it's not the hair cut of an ugly bald cunt who has simply trimmed the sparse side whispers of his already largely hairless bonce. What’s your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 38 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: He's shouting "Make it sew!" to his wife's SINGER XL400 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: I've seen reptile shit and it never snivels Alberto Balsam Ratty, I've tried to make amends with this ungrateful little bastard and been met with scornful hostility. I'm going to fuck him up good an proper. Got a spare canister of Zyklon B I could ponce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You fucking little shit. You and that @Bubba C cunt are now properly on my radar. Yes bibbly, you too. I'm going to email Withers post-haste and formulate a strategy to deal with you, you despicable Welsh bastard. I'm fucking waiting for you, you insipid puerile apology for a serpentine abortion. Come on you pet cat abuser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty, I've tried to make amends with this ungrateful little bastard and been met with scornful hostility. I'm going to fuck him up good an proper. Got a spare canister of Zyklon B I could ponce? Ponce? Exactly, you parasite. Also please spell "and" properly or use an apostrophe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: I'm fucking waiting for you, you insipid puerile apology for a serpentine abortion. Come on you pet cat abuser. You're waiting for any attention that you can get aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ratty, I've tried to make amends with this ungrateful little bastard and been met with scornful hostility. I'm going to fuck him up good an proper. Got a spare canister of Zyklon B I could ponce? cadge one maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 23 minutes ago, ratcum said: Step aside Andrew Morton, our very own Decimus will write the next volume on this vacuous trollope Fucking brilliant, as always, Ratty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Ponce? Exactly, you parasite. Also please spell "and" properly or use an apostrophe! You really have quite serious issues don't you Welsh_Cunt/ Back Door Specialist. How long did it take you to find someone with the technical know how to sneak you back onto this site? You're fucking rumbled sonny Jim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking brilliant, as always, Ratty! I've always said Wiz, Ratty's top dog here. Unreplaceable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 13 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Ponce? Exactly, you parasite. Also please spell "and" properly or use an apostrophe! Albert, may I suggest you form a new strategy? If your intention is to take on Eric, you will need a much more intelligent and tactical approach. He will pick your bones dry with your present ham handed technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've always said Wiz, Ratty's top dog here. Unreplaceable. Top dog, leader and best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: ALbert, may I suggest you form a new strategy? If your intention is to take on Eric, you will need a much more intelligent and tactical approach. He will pick your bones dry with your present ham handed technique. Am I fucking worried? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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