Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Well as he has already said he's going to be buried at sea then yes, I can imagine his whale like carcass floating off Jaywick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 39 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You’re a fucking sap, Wiz. Nothing more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 6 minutes ago, Frank said: You’re a fucking sap, Wiz. Nothing more. Despite your numerous character flaws, I like you Frank! You're a miserable cunt, but I like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Despite your numerous character flaws, I like you Frank! You're a miserable cunt, but I like you. I know, Wiz.. You refer to me in every other post. Shall we meet? I’m staying at The Nad EC2 all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I know, Wiz.. You refer to me in every other post. Shall we meet? I’m staying at The Nad EC2 all week. I think it best we keep our relationship relegated to these esteemed pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 If I have a word of personal advice to give you Neil, should you end up actually attending, it's don't get shitfaced beforehand, then wait for everyone to come out of the church with your pockets full of confetti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 22 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think it best we keep our relationship relegated to these esteemed pages. Can you imagine just for a moment if we actually met.. face to face in some pub in Highgate or Hampstead. I swear to god I would stab you right between the eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Can you imagine just for a moment if we actually met.. face to face in some pub in Highgate or Hampstead. I swear to god I would stab you right between the eyes. Perhaps a threesome with Punkers in the ponds on the Heath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 25 minutes ago, Frank said: Can you imagine just for a moment if we actually met.. face to face in some pub in Highgate or Hampstead. I swear to god I would stab you right between the eyes. You would need to do extensive weight training on your wrists to keep them firm. The gangly limp fucking things you have now couldn't penetrate Jell-O! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 3 hours ago, Frank said: Can you imagine just for a moment if we actually met.. face to face in some pub in Highgate or Hampstead. I swear to god I would stab you right between the eyes. Let me guess. The Boogaloo or Her Upstairs? would be your preferred venues, right Fwank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Try and maintain an even temper. They will read this, smell blood and begin to circle. 13 hours ago, Bubba C said: Stage 1 of Meltdown: Emboldening of shit posts QED 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 9 hours ago, Frank said: Can you imagine just for a moment if we actually met.. face to face in some pub in Highgate or Hampstead. I swear to god I would stab you right between the eyes. Are you still good for Cerne Abbas in May Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 23 hours ago, Bubba C said: It’s got potential, Bert does seem incredibly fucking stupid. How is the maniac, by the way. Dead yet? Still breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 17 hours ago, Frank said: Can you imagine just for a moment if we actually met.. face to face in some pub in Highgate or Hampstead. I swear to god I would stab you right between the eyes. The only eye you like stabbing is a brown one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 I've decided not to go,I hope that the next funeral I go to is the mother-in -laws.I will definitely turn up to make sure that the lid is screwed on properly and that the burners are working to the maximum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Still breathing. 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: The only eye you like stabbing is a brown one. Go on Alf, finish these cunts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 I know it's not pc, but that woman in a wheelchair in Silent Witness spooks the high fuck out of me. She's like some 80s animatronic device Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Still breathing. What a stupid selfish cunt. Give him my best when you see him. And be sure to tell him about Albert Fucking Ross, which would probably finish him off, I’m just not sure whether that would be in a sexual or mortal manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What a stupid selfish cunt. Give him my best when you see him. And be sure to tell him about Albert Fucking Ross, which would probably finish him off, I’m just not sure whether that would be in a sexual or mortal manner. Albert Ross is a point in case that Frank is finished here. Not a nasty bone left in his body due to the side effects of his chemo no doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 On 08/01/2018 at 11:48 PM, Frank said: I know, Wiz.. You refer to me in every other post. Shall we meet? I’m staying at The Nad EC2 all week. It's The Ned, you fucking pillock. If you're gonna bullshit get the spelling right. The Nad. Berk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's The Ned, you fucking pillock. If you're gonna bullshit get the spelling right. The Nad. Berk Back on topic gyps, I'm attending franks funeral next month as he's on the way out this time for sure (the AIDS has teamed up with the cancer to make his last days a living hell) Im going to rip open the coffin lid and after prising open his rigor mortis clamped jaw I'm going to shit down his throat Cockfingers stylee. Proper runny one as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 You seem like a reasonable chap, Neil, so I'd be more than happy to attend your funeral. I have a couple of days free next week so if you could endeavour to shrug off your mortal coil by the weekend that would be super. If you could leave me a selection of unspoilt wank mags in your will that would be much appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 57 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: You seem like a reasonable chap, Neil, so I'd be more than happy to attend your funeral. I have a couple of days free next week so if you could endeavour to shrug off your mortal coil by the weekend that would be super. If you could leave me a selection of unspoilt wank mags in your will that would be much appreciated. thats a big ask Cap, the non semen splattered wankmags that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Back on topic gyps, I'm attending franks funeral next month as he's on the way out this time for sure (the AIDS has teamed up with the cancer to make his last days a living hell) Im going to rip open the coffin lid and after prising open his rigor mortis clamped jaw I'm going to shit down his throat Cockfingers stylee. Proper runny one as well Reported for depravity and enacting out personal disgusting fetish filth. It’s because you’re a pleb. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported for depravity and enacting out personal disgusting fetish filth. It’s because you’re a pleb. Fuck off. Reported for derailing and repeatedly going off topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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