Snowy Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 So been a hard shift over the Christmas period, unwanted presents, carboard boxes, a fuck ton of beer cans and bottles ( think a normal week at drews collection you'll get the point) . It's like a reverse Santa but smells as bad as a day trip to hull. So the time I get with the little Snowys was a god send untill i plug the ps4 in I got them for xmas. Youtube dad is the first reply I got.once the cunt was hooked up to the toshiba 40 inch from brighthouse. Im met with these pair of pillocks that all the young kids love called the pauls , Jake and Logan who have got onto the news because they showed dead bodies hanging in japans suicide forest to their milllions of young fans, I stood there scratching my head and abruptly ripped the cord out the telly. Happy new year indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 I hope those successful suicide victims carry organ donor cards otherwise it's such a waste - continuing on your initial theme of this post of recycling cardboard boxes, bottles and cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 3 hours ago, Snowflake said: So been a hard shift over the Christmas period, unwanted presents, carboard boxes, a fuck ton of beer cans and bottles ( think a normal week at drews collection you'll get the point) . It's like a reverse Santa but smells as bad as a day trip to hull. So the time I get with the little Snowys was a god send untill i plug the ps4 in I got them for xmas. Youtube dad is the first reply I got.once the cunt was hooked up to the toshiba 40 inch from brighthouse. Im met with these pair of pillocks that all the young kids love called the pauls , Jake and Logan who have got onto the news because they showed dead bodies hanging in japans suicide forest to their milllions of young fans, I stood there scratching my head and abruptly ripped the cord out the telly. Happy new year indeed. What on earth is this shite about? its worse than that hummous shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Wouldn't it be better to keep the PS4 for yourself and lock the little snowflakes in the cellar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What on earth is this shite about? its worse than that hummous shit. Commentary on the decline of society and the next generation who idolise these complete fucking idiots or the ramblings of a mad man after a night around Birminghams finest establishments, I haven't quite decided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 2 hours ago, Manky said: Wouldn't it be better to keep the PS4 for yourself and lock the little snowflakes in the cellar? This would be the best option I think Manky 2 birds with one stone and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 The worst thing about this is, that stupid YouTube cunt went into the suicide forest and didn't hang himself. What a fucking bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Snowflake said: This would be the best option I think Manky 2 birds with one stone and all that. Imagine actually trying to kill two birds with one stone Flakey, especially if they were Geordies or from Hull. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Imagine actually trying to kill two birds with one stone Flakey, especially if they were Geordies or from Hull. Tarts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 10 hours ago, Snowflake said: So been a hard shift over the Christmas period, unwanted presents, carboard boxes, a fuck ton of beer cans and bottles ( think a normal week at drews collection you'll get the point) . It's like a reverse Santa but smells as bad as a day trip to hull. So the time I get with the little Snowys was a god send untill i plug the ps4 in I got them for xmas. Youtube dad is the first reply I got.once the cunt was hooked up to the toshiba 40 inch from brighthouse. Im met with these pair of pillocks that all the young kids love called the pauls , Jake and Logan who have got onto the news because they showed dead bodies hanging in japans suicide forest to their milllions of young fans, I stood there scratching my head and abruptly ripped the cord out the telly. Happy new year indeed. They think of everything those Japanese chaps, imagine that, setting aside a whole forest just so people can go and top themselves in peace. Its that kind of thoughtful and sensible planning that puts them as world leaders in innovation and productivity. If anyone wants to end it all over here we have nothing set aside, I mean we have cycle paths for cyclists, public parks for drug addicts, golf clubs for the gays, Wales for all our unemployed Miners, but fuck all for our suicidal cunts. Its a disgrace and a crying shame and our government ought to be ashamed. The forest of dean would make a good area, half the cunts there are dead from the head up anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: They think of everything those Japanese chaps, imagine that, setting aside a whole forest just so people can go and top themselves in peace. Its that kind of thoughtful and sensible planning that puts them as world leaders in innovation and productivity. Suicide is an integral part of the Japanese culture, especially for those deemed to have brought dishonour on themselves or their families. The only surprise is that there are any of them still left alive, the weird manga-loving, bukkake-dribbling, panty-sniffing slant-eyed fucking freaks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Suicide is an integral part of the Japanese culture, especially for those deemed to have brought dishonour on themselves on their families. The only surprise is that there are any of them still left alive, the weird manga-loving, bukkake-dribbling, panty-sniffing slant-eyed fucking freaks. This times a million! Was going to make a nomination about japan and the cunts who who jerk themselves off to death over them/it, but i'm not sure now cos you pretty much summed them up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Suicide is an integral part of the Japanese culture, especially for those deemed to have brought dishonour on themselves on their families. The only surprise is that there are any of them still left alive, the weird manga-loving, bukkake-dribbling, panty-sniffing slant-eyed fucking freaks. Have you seen those soiled women's underwear vending machines they have on the streets in japan? Speaks volumes of how mentally fucked up they all are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: They think of everything those Japanese chaps, imagine that, setting aside a whole forest just so people can go and top themselves in peace. Its that kind of thoughtful and sensible planning that puts them as world leaders in innovation and productivity. If anyone wants to end it all over here we have nothing set aside, I mean we have cycle paths for cyclists, public parks for drug addicts, golf clubs for the gays, Wales for all our unemployed Miners, but fuck all for our suicidal cunts. Its a disgrace and a crying shame and our government ought to be ashamed. The forest of dean would make a good area, half the cunts there are dead from the head up anyway. The Japanese have always been light years ahead of the world when it comes to suicide, now if we could adopt the same principals maybe we could turn our terminally unemployed chav cunts kamikaze during war times I think we'd be onto a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 32 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Have you seen those soiled women's underwear vending machines they have on the streets in japan? Speaks volumes of how mentally fucked up they all are. The live animals in these machines has me more worried bunch of weird cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted January 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Spanky said: The worst thing about this is, that stupid YouTube cunt went into the suicide forest and didn't hang himself. What a fucking bastard. I'd have all these youtube "stars" sent to this forest for a mass culling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 38 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: This times a million! Was going to make a nomination about japan and the cunts who who jerk themselves off to death over them/it, but i'm not sure now cos you pretty much summed them up. I nominated "Japanese Vomit Porn" once, but it was hastily removed and I was told not to bring it up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I nominated "Japanese Vomit Porn" once, but it was hastily removed and I was told not to bring it up again. Sounds a bit hard to stomach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 Just now, Snowflake said: The Japanese have always been light years ahead of the world when it comes to suicide, now if we could adopt the same principals maybe we could turn our terminally unemployed chav cunts kamikaze during war times I think we'd be onto a winner. A Japanese student who had failed all his exams for the third time decided, quite rightly, that he had brought dishonour on his family.... He headed for the nearest building site and thrust his head under an industrial pile-driving machine and only succeeded in cleaving off an ear and a bit of skull.He survived. The honour of his family was however restored and he became a figure of respect and henceforth forged a respectable career as a sushi chef... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I nominated "Japanese Vomit Porn" once, but it was hastily removed and I was told not to bring it up again. Oh god never even heard of that or seen it (luckily) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, Snowflake said: The live animals in these machines has me more worried bunch of weird cunts. Oh yeah they have live crabs and stuff in them too don't they. Totally agree about popular "youtubers" the cunts need gassing, the big ones are making SIX FIGURES a year from youtube purely for being talentless unfunny narcissistic fucking twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: A Japanese student who had failed all his exams for the third time decided, quite rightly, that he had brought dishonour on his family.... He headed for the nearest building site and thrust his head under an industrial pile-driving machine and only succeeded in cleaving off an ear and a bit of skull.He survived. The honour of his family was however restored and he became a figure of respect and henceforth forged a respectable career as a sushi chef... Please corroborate this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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