Neil Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 Stick your fucking apricots and cranberries up your arse,ruin a perfect cheese by adding fucking fruit,cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 I agree with Neil. Except when watching lesbian porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 Just now, Neil said: Stick your fucking apricots and cranberries up your arse,ruin a perfect cheese by adding fucking fruit,cunts Nonsense, the Lidl 18 month old Cheddar with added dangleberries is a superb cheese, gamey and with a faint ironey tang of stale old womans piss. Pair it with a bottle of Poundstretchers South African chardonnay at £2,99, it will surprise you with its distinct yobbishness and cheeky little aftertaste of burnt paraffin. mmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 Irrelevant OT rubbish removed. Regarding cheese with fruit I'm not a big fan, although Wensleydale with cranberries works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 1, 2018 Report Share Posted January 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Irrelevant OT rubbish removed. Regarding cheese with fruit I'm not a big fan, although Wensleydale with cranberries works. How can you be such a boring tight arsed cunt and not want to die? I am intrigued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: Irrelevant OT rubbish removed. Regarding cheese with fruit I'm not a big fan, although Wensleydale with cranberries works. Goes down well after vodka, speed and licking coke off the £1000 an hour hookers nipples, rick, you wild man? OTT bit aside, fuck off @Neil you tit, nothing wrong with fruit in cheese, or chillies. Fuck the cheese anyway.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Rick_B said: Irrelevant OT rubbish removed. Regarding cheese with fruit I'm not a big fan, although Wensleydale with cranberries works. Good work Rick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 6 hours ago, Neil said: Stick your fucking apricots and cranberries up your arse,ruin a perfect cheese by adding fucking fruit,cunts Do you approve of cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 Shropshire Blue has got "fruit" in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 Fruit with anything savoury is a fucking big no no.Some fucking idiot served me turkey one year that had an orange stuck up it's arse whilst cooking,fucking ruined it.Lemon is the devils spunk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 There are a lot of cheesy fruits in Brighton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 37 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: There are a lot of cheesy fruits in Brighton. What about Worthing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Neil said: Fruit with anything savoury is a fucking big no no.Some fucking idiot served me turkey one year that had an orange stuck up it's arse whilst cooking,fucking ruined it.Lemon is the devils spunk You strike me as a cave-dwelling troglodyte from the 1970s who expects his wife to present him with an archetypal plate of beans, sausages and oven chips each evening, who otherwise would be gormlessly sitting in the window of his local McDonald's shovelling his cakehole with mass-produced, plasticised shite which has little nutritional value. Lemon goes with fowl like a duck to water, whether it be chicken, pheasant or turkey. Try pot-roasting a free-range bird with a little wine and lots of fresh thyme, garlic and a couple of lemons stuffed into the cavity. I suspect it wouldn't be the first time you've attempted to thrust something into the rear-end of a lifeless bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: What about Worthing? People go there to die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: You strike me as a cave-dwelling troglodyte from the 1970s who expects his wife to present him with an archetypal plate of beans, sausages and oven chips each evening, who otherwise would be gormlessly sitting in the window of his local McDonald's shovelling his cakehole with mass-produced, plasticised shite which has little nutritional value. Lemon goes with fowl like a duck to water, whether it be chicken, pheasant or turkey. Try pot-roasting a free-range bird with a little wine and lots of fresh thyme, garlic and a couple of lemons stuffed into the cavity. I suspect it wouldn't be the first time you've attempted to thrust something into the rear-end of a lifeless bird. Sausage and marmalade with crispy bacon in a crusty roll, heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 9 hours ago, Neil said: Fruit with anything savoury is a fucking big no no.Some fucking idiot served me turkey one year that had an orange stuck up it's arse whilst cooking,fucking ruined it.Lemon is the devils spunk Is your missus still looking for that turkey baster you have got hidden in your garage, you disgusting sexual deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 9 hours ago, Wolfie said: You strike me as a cave-dwelling troglodyte from the 1970s who expects his wife to present him with an archetypal plate of beans, sausages and oven chips each evening, who otherwise would be gormlessly sitting in the window of his local McDonald's shovelling his cakehole with mass-produced, plasticised shite which has little nutritional value. Lemon goes with fowl like a duck to water, whether it be chicken, pheasant or turkey. Try pot-roasting a free-range bird with a little wine and lots of fresh thyme, garlic and a couple of lemons stuffed into the cavity. I suspect it wouldn't be the first time you've attempted to thrust something into the rear-end of a lifeless bird. I like nothing more than a bit of fine dining(or as i prefer to call it,A night out without poor people).I have eaten in a few Michelin starred establishments here and abroad but steer well clear of the dishes where the soppy cunt chef forgets that he's doing a main meal and adds a dessert too.Lemons certainly are fowl,why dont you try sticking a melon up your arse,I'm sure there's room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Is your missus still looking for that turkey baster you have got hidden in your garage, you disgusting sexual deviant. Evening Withers,hows the prostate?,mine is just dandy thanks for asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Is your missus still looking for that turkey baster you have got hidden in your garage, you disgusting sexual deviant. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 2, 2018 Report Share Posted January 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Neil said: I like nothing more than a bit of fine dining(or as i prefer to call it,A night out without poor people).I have eaten in a few Michelin starred establishments here and abroad but steer well clear of the dishes where the soppy cunt chef forgets that he's doing a main meal and adds a dessert too.Lemons certainly are fowl,why dont you try sticking a melon up your arse,I'm sure there's room I have a suspicion the only gastronomic connection you have with Michelin is catching a glimpse of your physique while shuffling up the mirrored stairs in your local Chicken Express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Ok Egon,I won't disturb you anymore,I'll let you finish your roadside bacon butty in peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 On 01/01/2018 at 8:17 PM, Neil said: Stick your fucking apricots and cranberries up your arse,ruin a perfect cheese by adding fucking fruit,cunts Shite with spunk in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shite with spunk in it. That's brie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 Brielliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 On 01/01/2018 at 8:17 PM, Neil said: Stick your fucking apricots and cranberries up your arse,ruin a perfect cheese by adding fucking fruit,cunts I had a Peshwari Naan with my Madras earlier Neil. Where do you stand on the bread sultana coconut combination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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